What time are they rounding up the Republicans for the resettlement camps tonight?

[MichiganVote]

[annabanana]

1. shhh

If you tell them, it won't be a surprise. . .

[MichiganVote]

4. Doh!! I mean the noisy, ugly, with an asshole attitude people

[BrklynLiberal]

2. Damn! I cannot believe you posted that!!! It was not to be announced for another week!!!

:mad:

[MichiganVote]

7. But he said "HOPE" and "CHANGE"...I thought he meant the...you know...

[TheDebbieDee]

3. Yes, that is the final phase of Project X, after all.

[Bluebear]

5. Starting with Stephen Baldwin, who VOWED to move out of the US.

Buh-bye!

[blogslut]

6. Shhh. Don't say it out loud.

They think we're taking them to the fireworks, candy and puppies store. ;)

[MichiganVote]

9. Just don't give them any birth control for God's sake, they like to fuck people without it.

Beats me.:shrug:

[BuelahWitch]

31. You mean you want them to BREED??

Are we just going with castration then? :shrug:

[MichiganVote]

32. I thought they just hatched, you know like the mosquitos...in slime.

[LakeSamish706]

8. If only! We should be so lucky! n/t

[Chovexani]

10. After we take all their guns away

[MichiganVote]

11. Oh right. I forgot that not only can't they spell, they can't lock and load either.

Or rock and roll....

So long Losers, a few more out of office and the revolution is on its way!

[L. Coyote]

12. In America, we call them Reservations!

[MichiganVote]

13. I think even those are too good for the likes of the...uh....buffalo chips.

[Myrina]

14. 3 hours after the "We're really all gay Black Panthers" announcement ...

... by the new Obama Cabinet.


:thumbsup:

[MichiganVote]

24. You betcha........(insert Palin eye wink)

[truebrit71]

15. Umm...that was supposed to be kept under wraps....

...way to spill the beans.....Now they'll know to run when we come for them... :evilgrin:

[MichiganVote]

25. So that's what REALLY happened to Cheney....

[Happyhippychick]

16. After we all have gay sex on the White House lawn.

[MichiganVote]

26. Kinda cold. Brrrrr....

[dysfunctional press]

17. the late-night/early-morning raids aren't scheduled until NEXT week...

once all the celebratory hootin', hollerin', drinkin' drugs', and fornicatin' is done.

[K Gardner]

18. I will never EVER trust you people with the secret word !! (check phones for secret text at 2100).

[Ichingcarpenter]

19. I just forced my neighbor to turn gay and then have an abortion.

on himself

Man, was HE surprised.

[Phillycat]

23. You didn't make him surrender his house to 37 Mexican immigrants? Slacker.

[Thothmes]

20. I think the American name for them is internment camps

[MichiganVote]

28. For the Cremationists? The "We Got Creamed by the Liberal s' assholes

[Warren Stupidity]

21. Nonononono!

First we use the helicopters (the black ones) to spray the gay all over everyone. Then, now that everyone is all gayed up and unable to resist, the UN sends the trucks around to confiscate all the guns. Then we round up all the people who voted Republican in the last election and send them to the re-edumication camps. Then Barack Hussein Obama abdicates and turns control of the country over to the mooslins.

[MichiganVote]

30. Damn..who planned that? Brownie or Bush?

[Phillycat]

22. Dunno. All I can get on my TV is BET and porn.

:shrug:


(I totally stole this joke from another DUer.)

[treestar]

27. We're saying it is at 9 p.m. so Agent Mike will get that message

They we surprise them at 8:45

[MichiganVote]

29. Tazers?