Size matters when it comes to female orgasms....

[scheming daemons]

....of the man's bank account:

Wealthy men give women more orgasms

Jonathan Leake, Science and Environment Editor

Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.

“Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.

He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.

The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article5537017.ece



Not sure I'm buying it..... but an interesting anthropological study....

[ogneopasno]

1. GOD this stuff is such BULLSHIT. Correlation is not causation! JESUS CHRIST!

[MidwestTransplant]

26. So rich guys are just better lovers I guess ;)

[MajorChode]

32. Don't hate me because I have a big dick, hate me because I'm rich

[scheming daemons]

34. Uh oh... looks like somebody is poor

Just kidding...

;-)

[ProdigalJunkMail]

2. gotta convince those men who sacrifice their personal lives

that they are AWESOME in bed and no one would ever seek comfort outside of their arms...

sP

[BlooInBloo]

3. Maybe rich guys just hook up with hornier women.

[supernova]

7. Do. Not. Want. To. Laugh.

Damn You Bloo!

:rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

9. heeheehee!

:hide:

[bluestateguy]

4. In the social and hard sciences they say "correlation does not imply causation"

Sounds like BS.

[Jackpine Radical]

22. Why is this not hard science?

I want to know if the finding will stand up, though.

[safeinOhio]

35. My stat prof said

in social science two anecdotes equal data.

[spooky3]

52. your stat prof needs to pick up any good psych. journal, such as Psych. Bulletin.

S/he is badly misinformed.

[safeinOhio]

61. I took statistics of psychology first

then found out that didn't count as a math class, but statistics of social science did. The soc prof said that. I had to agree as I found her class not nearly as exact as psych stats.

[spooky3]

65. ridiculous, isn't it?

[lunatica]

5. Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha !!!

sniff.... chortle.... sniff....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[babylonsister]

6. I wonder if Anna Nicole would have agreed with this...

[liberalhistorian]

8. Well, based on that, hubby must have

a ton of money squirreled away that I don't yet know about. :evilgrin: :rofl: :rofl:

[rcrush]

I knew it!

Its cause I'm not rich! I fucking knew it!

[Javaman]

10. so does this mean the origin of this "theory" comes from cavemen?

ms. cavewoman is all agog over mr. caveman because he has more sabertooth tiger teeth to trade.

[Happyhippychick]

11. Actually, wealthier men have wives/girlfriends who are better at faking it.

EOM

[TahitiNut]

27. Or more willing to lie about it to serve some ego need?

:shrug: After all, the greed-prone (independent of gender) tend to place a high ego value on "bigger" and "more".

[sui generis]

12. so . . . I'm guessing Melinda Gates has machine-gun orgasms?

she must measure them in rounds per second.

:silly:

[Uben]

13. That's why I keep a jar of change on my dresser!

...and when she's juuuuussssst about there.....I rattle the hell outta that jar! Cha...ching!

She cashes in, I cash out, and we all go to heaven in a little row boat!

[scheming daemons]

15. Your post wins the thread....

.....

[DemBones DemBones]

29. Yep.

:rofl:

[One_Life_To_Give]

14. Or Poverty causes a lack/loss of orgasms.

Anyone stop to think that if a woman is worried about financial issues, she might not be inclined?

[scheming daemons]

16. So the bottom line is... money really DOES lead to happiness.....

[One_Life_To_Give]

28. Atleast makes the misery easier to handle. ;^) nt

[MajorChode]

45. Life is a shit sandwich...

the more bread you got, the less shit you gotta eat.

[BR_Parkway]

Maybe the women just lie more to keep from becoming ex wife #3 (or 4)

[anigbrowl]

54. Unlikely, as it wasn't based on husbands' reporting of their wives' satisfaction.

Think about it: what a wife tells a researcher about her degree of personal gratification isn't going to have any direct impact on her relationship with her partner.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. I must be rich then!

[Ghost in the Machine]

18. Many men fail to realize that the BRAIN is the largest sexual organ in the body

and if you can stimulate a womans mind, the rest comes pretty easy. I've been trying to teach other guys this lesson, but they don't seem to grasp it. Maybe I should just keep it secret? :shrug:

[cemaphonic]

64. on you maybe

[Brazenly Liberal]

19. Oh, baby, is that a giant roll of cash in your pocket?

Or are you just making me happy to see you?

[dmallind]

20. For the love of God no Bill Gates porn! NT

[no_hypocrisy]

21. Was this "research" funded by Donald Trump.

That guy has serious delusions about his appeal to women.

[spooky3]

60. hahaha!

[madmom]

23. My mom used to tell my dad that the reason she started dating him was

because she saw the big wad in his back pocket, but it turned out to be a dirty wadded up handkerchief.

[dbonds]

24. Complete BS

btw: How do you calibrate an Orgasmometer?

[conscious evolution]

30. I don't know

But any sex machine with mom in the middle can't be getting accurate readings.

[peekaloo]

25. what about the interest penalty for early withdrawals?

[Zodiak]

31. It is inferred from a study of Chinese women

...and the implication is that the statistics are similar to the Western world. There is no control group, and there is no reason to believe that the answers in this study were truthful. It certainly was not measured directly.

It's a hypothesis, but I would say it is rather untested. Even the researchers admit that there were MANY factors involved...but a positive correlation with income.

In other words, some science writer in the UK was trying to get creative to get some eyeballs, but he is misrepresenting the science and its meaning.

[JackRiddler]

33. "Women more willing to claim orgasms for rich motherfuckers than for worms like you"

That's a likelier reading of this "study."

[shadowknows69]

57. Bingo!

[retread]

36. Yet another "study" of women's sexuality by men for men. n/t

[treestar]

37. How do they know anybody tells the truth over subjects like this?

OK, so now we can all envy anna Nicole, because her sex life with that rich 80 year old was so much better than those whose spouses were say only 30? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WillyT]

38. I Thought Female Orgasms Were Just Urban Legend...

Like Bigfoot, or compassionate conservatives.

:evilgrin:

:hide:

:silly:

:hi:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

39. I always knew those pool-boy / pizza guy plots in porn were crap. n/t

[BlooInBloo]

42. (snarfle)

[slampoet]

40. Everybody on DU fed into the Your Fat Friends give you extra weight so why not fall for this?

[ecstatic]

44. lmao! Wish I had the link to that one!! nt

[slampoet]

55. I love what lengths people will go to in order to cover up the fact they treat fat people like shit.

They are more willing to think that fat is CONTAGIOUS than admit that they discriminate against people who are overweight.

[slampoet]

41. And to think, Feminists tried to get Charles Bukowski banned for writing just this.

[ecstatic]

43. Just the opposite, IMO nt

[applegrove]

46. Rich women have more competition from other women for their husbands. Couldn't it just

be that they are having more sex because of said desirability of their husbands amongst all the women who cross his path?

[Gwendolyn]

47. Pressure sex doesn't really do much to knock a woman's orgasmic socks off.

It's probably hard work.

[applegrove]

48. I meant that they may put more stock into the intimancy of their marriage and perhaps

take fewer time outs. Also they are already under less pressure because they don't have to clean the house or watch the kids all themselves.

[Gwendolyn]

53. I don't really buy that. Not sure if you're male or female.

Women who fall in love with the sexy, attractive (to them) wealthy men who totally know how to turn their crank, will have more orgasms.
Women who marry wealthy men as a business/practical decision will have more sex to keep him, but that doesn't translate into more orgasms.

I get what you're saying about lack of stress, work etc and the added bonus of spa days and weekend getaways, but those things don't necessarily increase a person's desire for physical satisfaction. It can translate into increased sexual activity and affection though, very easily.

[Lyric]

49. Bullshit. Wealth doesn't increase orgasm frequency. Non-wealth DECREASES it.

And there's a reason for that: when you're stressed, depressed, miserable, and frightened, it's harder to relax enough to "get there."

[undeterred]

50. What a crock of shit.

Sounds like a 'conclusion' that the study was designed to prove.

[boomerbust]

51. In the words of Elaine Benis

Fake Fake Fake Fake

[Matariki]

56. Some men will do ANYTHING to believe it's not their actual skill in bed

Including making up bogus studies like this... :eyes:

[shadowknows69]

58. I'm so poor I can't even get myself off

[Whalestoe]

59. Me too!

Bwuahahaha!

[Fireweed247]

62. I don't believe this for one second

Rich men are too consumed with themselves and their money to give a shit about what their women are feeling. Do you think W or Cheney take the time to please their women? Bullshit. They just call Jeff Gannon or pick up a prostitute. People who are all about money are into selfish low consciousness pleasure.

Now, people who have taken a vow of poverty, who would rather have time then money, take the time to enjoy the pleasures of life. I think that love might even factor in there. But rich self absorbed men, give me a break. I wouldn't even bother with them because their priorities are in the wrong place.

Now who would have the money to pay for such a study I wonder...

[fascisthunter]

63. Are they sure Women weren't Faking Orgasms to Fool The Rich Head Case

That would be more plausible...