Please caption the Crash Test Dummy....

[Aviation Pro]

[chelsea0011]

1. His head's as big as my hand.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. "I'm going to smile and wave . . .

. . . and pretend I'm not driving this creepy, beady-eyed mofo around."

[LibDemAlways]

3. Is that really him or one of those inflatables not

positioned properly in the seat. If it really is him, it looks like he's drunk and tipping over.

[madokie]

6. I'll vote its him and I'll vote he drunk and I'll bet he's falling over

he does have a small head though don't he

[BuyingThyme]

4. On every test run, we found indications of severe head injury.

[krispos42]

8. Well, we wouldn't want to damage a valuable crash test dummy, would we?

[krispos42]

5. "Heh. Heh. Heh. I'll pretend to turn, just like in 'Star Trek!'"

"Mr. Lulu, worp speed!"

[krispos42]

7. "I use my cardboard George to get in the car pool lane!"

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. LOL!!!

Damn. Think I'd rather just be late for work!

[LibDemAlways]

11. LOL. It really does look like he's either cardboard or a

plastic inflatable. What an ass.

[Buzz Clik]

9. "Honk if yer horny!"

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. "Give ush a big ole Texash kish, babycakesh . . ."

[KansDem]

12. "But, Officeshur...I washn't drivin' It wash m'friend here...uh, whash yer name agin?" (eom)

[geardaddy]

14. "He-he. Now that the windows are up...

I'm gonna rip one."

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. This post approved by crash test dummies

[Ghost in the Machine]

16. pssst... you're gonna get a D.W.I. ... Driving With an Idiot ..... n/t

[jimshoes]

17. Couldn't we save a lot of money

by just having a cardboard cut-out of his lowness to use in these pointless photo ops? :shrug:

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. "Heh, heh - Ole Laura don't pay no attention the them stop signs, heh, heh"

[BoneDaddy]

19. The GW Bush Blow up Passenger Doll

Driving with a busted tail light?
Absolutely loaded on vodka?
or do you have the dead body of your boss in the trunk?

You need the GW Bush Blow up Passenger Doll...

It will get you out of any crime!!!!

Just $19.99 and the soul of your first born.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

20. I'll take two, please.

B-)

[LibDemAlways]

21. Can you imagine how many people would

give you the middle finger salute if they spotted what looked like chimpie in your car. The road rage would be fierce.