It's not too late for W. to invade Canada over this dastardaly attack on US Airways flight 1549

[Mister Ed]

Those weren't just any geese that downed that airliner. They were Canadian geese!

Meanwhile, the nation struggles in the grip of a frigid Canadian air mass!

This is clearly a coordinated terrorist attack by a foreign power intent on destroying our cherished American Way of Life! And stuff.

If that isn't a justification to invade, and seize their oil, and let war profiteers plunder our Treasury, and plunge the nation even deeper into debt, and shred any remaining vestige of our already-gutted Constitution, then just what the hell is?

Wake, up America!!!!

[CAG]

1. No, no, no; Cheney told him it was the Portu-geese, so he's invading Spain

tomorrow.

[whistle]

2. Dubya could send in U.S. troops to secure the oil fields in Alberta

...along with the pipe lines

[1]

3. i think the geese acted on their own, but canada does owe me for that fucking frigid air mass...

my heating bill is going to be outrageous this month. canada must be stopped from perpetrating this crime on my household.

if you like living in constant cold, fine. but stop exporting your lifestyle on me and mine.

stop this, canada. stop right now!

[MercutioATC]

5. I remember in the 70's when they bitched about acid rain from our factories...

...I always thought we should fine them for the cold air they sent us.

[Berry Cool]

4. I heard that huge numbers of the Canadian population are massed right along the border

even as we speak.

[Greyhound]

7. Yeah, like 30 million of 'em. n/t

[ConcernedCanuk]

6. Canada unleashes WMD's (Wings of Mass Destruction) on US Civilian airlines!

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Time to spread the USAmerican version of Democracy up north!

Bombs away . . .

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

8. Invade it what? The Girl Scouts?

There aren't any people or equipment here with which to invade anybody in the first place!

[radfringe]

9. WMD - wings of mass destruction

I also heard Cheney has been dispatched to the scene with his shotgun and lawyers have been urged to evacuate the area

[XemaSab]

10. We're lucky they weren't Baikal Teal or Mandarin Ducks

We'd have WWIII on our hands. :scared:

[pokerfan]

11. Blame Canada!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc0JveFySB4