Jumping the Arc: Freepers discuss faith-based dino science (illustrated!)

[K8-EEE]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2163839/posts

Maybe it's my mood today but this thread so made me LOL. The illustrations are priceless!

[muntrv]

1. Bwahahaha! We should keep THESE guys around for the DINO display.

[AlCzervik]

2. Dinos on Noah's ark, shortest ark cruise ever.

i give up on these fools.

[K8-EEE]

4. Noah was smart! He took BABY dinos.....

See....baby dinos in cages....he must have spent a fortune at pet food store before that little trip!

Why is Jesus always so un-middle eastern looking in these freep fantasy pix?

[Contrary1]

13. No problem according to this response:

"As to what the animals ate, well, the Bible says that Noah and his three sons and their families all entered the Ark. It didn't say they all got off at the end."

An actual sense of humor.

[janx]

27. That guy's funny. I've seen his posts before.

You should check out some of his posts in the birther threads.

[K8-EEE]

28. Yeah and one of them said "why'd he bring the damn mosquitos?"

LOL....and fleas!~

[Stevenmarc]

3. Fintstones meets the Bible.

It's like a whole group of people were dropped on their heads at birth.

[Ioo]

5. My fav is here... "No ... dinosaurs were not on the Ark. When God told him to gather two of every

No ... dinosaurs were not on the Ark. When God told him to gather two of every land animal, the term “non-extinct” was implied.

[K8-EEE]

6. That's a freeper inty-leckshul.

Actually a shining example of intelligence compared to some of the comments on there!

[Ioo]

10. It scares me that these people are allowed to drive on the streets with other people

Should be forced to walk... I mean I have never seen so much picking and choosing in my life. You are going to be the Ark story, but the whole eat pig and sell your girls into slavery thing... forget it...

FREAKS!

[Bake]

7. I think that little T-Rex would've taken a chunk out of JC's arm ...

Bake

[ronnykmarshall]

9. I love that picture.

Silly, but it's cute.

[K8-EEE]

11. Jesus is actually lookin' mighty fine in that pic! n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

24. That reminds me of an old SNL skit.

Jane, Gilda and Loraine were a dressed up like a bunch of young girls having a slumber party watching some TV movie about Jesus.

Loraine: He is the CUTEST Jesus ever!!

Jane: I want Jesus to be my boyfriend!

Gilda: (on a toy phone) .. Hello? Oh hi Jesus! Tomorrow night? Oh I'd love to go out with you!

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. Oh, for pete's sake

White Jesus, and dinosaurs walking around people. I just...no words.

[K8-EEE]

12. "Scientist have been wrong before, and their wrong now."

[Renew Deal]

14. Looks like the dinosaur on the bottom right is having a little snack

:P

[K8-EEE]

15. Right and who is the guy in the striped shirt?

Can't figure out what those people are doing there, LOL. It looks like they have the IT guy or something there with the striped dress shirt!

[Contrary1]

17. And the white dude next to the snack is wearing a modern looking shirt,

and carrying a bound book under his arm. A little reading material for the extended cruise, perhaps?

[madmom]

16. Oh man...why did I go there, now I have a headache! : (

[Tyler Generation]

18. The best part is

Some are saying "No stupid, dinos dies millions of years before people. They weren't on the ark."

So the point is they still believe in Noah's Ark. That's as objective as freepers get apparently.

facepalm.jpg

[peace frog]

19. He's a mean motor scooter and a bad go getter

Look at that cave man goooooo...

[8 track mind]

21. oh thats just great, now i cant get that damn song out of my head ;-) n/t

[BoneDaddy]

20. oh dear God

These people are pathetic.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. I gotta give 'em credit, a lot of them are treating this as the ridiculous fucking idiocy it is.

I wonder if they stop to think that these creationist goobers are the SAME brainless cretins they're letting run their party into the ground.

Palin in 2012! :crazy:

[Ishoutandscream2]

23. Yes, I found that quite a few thought it pretty ridiculous

And like you, I wondered how they could find this so hilarious when many of their "base" has a firm belief in it.

[TheTimmer]

25. Raptor Jesus approves

[sweetpotato]

26. Now wait a minute

I always heard that the fossil record of the dinosaurs was put there by the devil to confuse God's people and lead them astray. Dinosaurs didn't exist because God didn't have a special day reserved for making them.

Dinosaurs are the devil's fantasy.

At least that's what the fundies used to say when I was growing up.