LOL Michelle Malkin

[Johonny]

No bother reading beyond the editorial teaser line

Creators Syndicate - If a community organizer can be president and a Saturday Night Live comedian can be a U.S. senator, why can't a plumber be a reporter?

Nothing, except well did she listen to this guy. He clearly knows nothing about anything. Does Malkin want "news" from someone that didn't show much mental aptitude to learn about any issue before gracing us with his views on the issue. I mean I thought she WAS that person. How many know nothing reporters can this economy support? Malkin should worry, because Joe the plumber is potentially stealing money from her pocket.

[Warpy]

1. The Beast released it's "Most Loathsome People" list

and she's on it:

21. Michelle Malkin

Charges: It’s a remarkable achievement in unconscious projection that the author of a book called Unhinged could lose her fucking marbles over a patterned scarf in a donut ad, but that’s what Michelle Malkin did when she sounded the nutbar clarion call and sicced her half-cocked league of masturbators on Rachel Ray and Dunkin Donuts for the flatly absurd notion that they were sending a message of solidarity with Palestinians. Right, Michelle—you just can’t sell donuts without joining the intifada these days. What did the nauseously spunky Ray do to incur the wrath of the Malkinoids? She wore a black and white scarf. A paisley scarf. A scarf that was clearly not a kaffiyeh, which, by the way, is just a hat that Arabs wear, not some universal symbol of jihad. In terms of completely false outrage, the only thing that rivaled this travesty of reason this year was the “lipstick on a pig” metaphor panic. But what puts this embarrassing sham over the top is that Dunkin Donuts actually apologized and pulled the ad, rather than try to explain to the fact-phobic horde that they were just blind, raging idiots with the collective brain-power of a lobotomized howler monkey.

Exhibit A: “If your neighbor's got an "Obama '08" bumper sticker or lawn sign, you might want to double-check your door locks at night.”

Sentence: Deported to China for wearing red T-shirt.

http://www.buffalobeast.com/134/50mostloathsome2008.html

[muntrv]

2. Change "reporter" to propagandist and you have it.

[Kansas Wyatt]

3. Michelle Malkin, here's a BREAKING NEWS flash for you.....

Your days are numbered. The years of your twisted hate-filled repulsive divisive rhetoric are over. If you thought the FDR years were bad for your team, just wait until the next decade develops. Your kind have been reduced to crackpot loons filled with hate, who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Nobody wants anything to do with you, except your masters, who are starting to figure out that your shit isn't working anymore.

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Except he is neither a plumber nor a reporter.