John Bolton's mustache

[Jackpine Radical]

may one day crawl back up his nose and finish eating his brain.

[Crunchy Frog]

1. It really makes him look like a fascist Captain Kangaroo.

[NOW tense]

4. You beat me to it.

[Taverner]

8. Keep in mind the REAL Captain Kangaroo was a kind, leftist guy who was on our side

Damn that Bolton! Fucking up Cap Kangaroo mustaches!!!

[NOW tense]

12. Mr. Moose was a Bastard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmO79dhWrco&feature=related

[MajorChode]

10. Take a look at this to see a better likeness....

[LakeSamish706]

2. Uh... That presumes that he has a brain in the first place though. n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Not really. I said "finish eating."

My presumption is that it devoured his cortex, at least the frontal areas, decades ago.

[NOW tense]

3. He always reminded me of Captain Kangaroo.

[Taverner]

6. Oh he has a brain

His mustache is just evil, and infecting his brain

Kill the mustache and you kill the vampire

[dipsydoodle]

7. The time has come..........

[liberalmuse]

9. I believed there are many ecosystems living in Bolton's mustache...

that should be found and studied. Then promptly destroyed.

[kskiska]

11. "I Am the Walrus"

[walkaway]

13. It's amazing that he can look like an aging member of the..

Lovin' Spoonful but he is so full of vile and world class hate. He really does not like the entire world! I think he is even more disturbing than Cheney but maybe it's just the stash

[MajorChode]

15. Ah, but would Cheney look more disturbing with a 'stache?

Someone good with photoshop should test that premise, perhaps with a Dick Dastardly model.

[laststeamtrain]

14. Oh goodie! A sentence completion game.

John Bolton's mustache: is an ass hair transplant.

[backscatter712]

16. Why do you think I call him Yosemite Sam?