Why not Oprah for mideast envoy?

[Oregone]

Followed up with Brangelina for Dafur envoy? Why didn't Obama appoint Bill Clinton as Chief of Staff? Anderson Cooper certainly needs some sort of post, maybe as the presidential fashion czar. These are all good ideas. Any more?

[Ian David]

1. "Everyone look under your seats... It's Oprah's Favorite Hummus!" n/t

[leftstreet]

2. Don't be ridiculous. Anderson should obviously head FEMA

[Oregone]

3. Rick Sanchez has equal credentials

Ive seen him in a rubber suit just last hurricane season.

Blitzer should be in the Pentagon situation room, especially with a name like Wolf.

[leftstreet]

4. Thank you for not posting a pic of Sanchez in a rubber suit

You are kind.

:rofl:

[RufusTFirefly]

5. Yeah! Gotta be Blitzer

Then at least we could say "Send in the Wolf!"



I think Rick Warren should be Science Czar by the way. Unless, of course, Dr. Science is available.



Remember! He's not a real doctor! "I have a Master's Degree.... in science!!"

[Chovexani]

9. No no no, you got it wrong

Lil' Ricky should be in charge of the Consumer Products Safety Commission.

I mean he already showed he's qualified, by proving how dangerous tasers are.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. How about Sinbad for Secretary of State?

Oh, right. That job's already filled.

[scarletwoman]

7. Alex Trebec for Sec. of Education! Regis Philbin for head of the NEA! Katy Couric for head of FCC!

This is EASY! Just find the most visible media personalities and match them with the agency that best suits their (supposed) talents!

Fun for all!

sw

[LisaM]

8. Billy Mays (Oxyclean guy) as the Secretary of Commerce?

He knows a little about moving a product!

http://www.atmospheric-violence.com/mays/

[Sultana]

10. Yea, if she was going to Saudi Arabia to talk the women there

Saudi women LOVE her

But for a Middle East envoy... NO!

[Skittles]

11. she won't appeal to the rightwing hacks