Does anyone have measurements for the windows in Norm Coleman's office?

[Ian David]

I'd like to buy Senator Franken a new set of drapes.

Also, I'd like to buy Norm Coleman a pillow to strap to his ass so the door doesn't hit him in it on his way out.

I'm having trouble reaching a human being at Coleman's office, so I do not have the measurements, nor do I know what color ass-pillow Coleman would prefer.

Today is the first day of The Al Franken Decade!

[mikelgb]

1. fuck that pillow, I want a set of magnets

one for Norms ass and the other for the door

I want to me sure of contact

[Donnachaidh]

2. Someone should fax him the information for Minnesota Unemployment Offices

Seriously. A couple of dozen people from inside Minnesota and outside -- go for it.


Oh yeah -- And the information for food stamps and local food groups with a note - "Now that you are no longer in the Senate, you might NEED the same information many Americans now require - Enjoy your stay in reality land".

[Ian David]

3. Coleman will make more money in one year as a lobbyist as Al Franken has made in a decade.

That is sad, but likely true, I think.

[Donnachaidh]

4. true -- but we mustn't pass up the opportunity to annoy

However fleeting it will be. :evilgrin:

[aquart]

5. Because Republican lobbyists are going to be so welcome.

Somehow, one feels this is not their year.