Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, really. Now if you can come up with a better

[RB TexLa]

white trash baby name, I have a "Skinyrd" CD for the winner.

[ColbertWatcher]

1. Levi Johnston. What do I win? n/t

[merh]

2. Oh shoot, I thought the "Yule Log Johston" would have been

the winning name. :silly:

[LSparkle]

14. "Yule Log Johston"!!! LOL!

Was that spelling intentional? Hope so!

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. In the Palin style of naming children after inanimate objects:

Faucet, Putty, Mucus, Saltine, Boxelder, Drywall, Bark, Toejam, Basket, Whistle, Trombone, Gum, Hacksaw or Blender.

[calimary]

4. How 'bout Neiman and Marcus if she comes up with twins next time.

That'll be a hint as to what kind of baby gifts they'll expect (you listening, RNC?) the next time, since they've enjoyed such an astounding haul this time. One baby, and she's what? Eighteen? Think of how many pregnancies she's still got in her? They'll have time to start another one before the shotgun wedding that they claim will happen in '09.

My husband and I thought Cigar Butt and Ashtray would be good names for twins.

But if it's just a singleton, there's always the name her parents said they wished they could have used if they'd had another boy: Zamboni. Yeah. Zamboni. After that skating rink ice-cleaning machine. They thought that was a cool name.

Good GOD. :eyes:

[SharonRB]

7. Did they really say that?

That's one of the names I came up with on another thread last week.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

27. I know of a couple of figure skaters

who named their son Blade.

[salguine]

40. I'll bet the kid loves french fried pertaders, mmm-hmm.

[SidDithers]

5. And you just know that the Easton was named after this...

Levi being the former high school hockey star :rofl:

Sid

[ColbertWatcher]

6. You are on to something, but where did Mitchell come from? n/t

[RB TexLa]

11. Maybe

http://www.mitchellraceway.com

[SidDithers]

18. Could be...

it's the "Farthest North Dirt Track Racing in the World!" :)

Sid

[Paladin]

28. Easton Also Makes Shafts For Hunting Arrows

You know, suitable for moose torture.....

[Winterblues]

8. Why the racist slur?

Or don't you consider calling someone "white trash" as being racist?

[RB TexLa]

16. No, it's a class of subhumans. The emphasis is on TRASH.

And I don't think animals have races. Breeds, yes, races, no.

[Crooked Moon]

24. why do you need to include "white" then?

hmm?

[RB TexLa]

25. That piece of trash looks white to me.

[laureloak]

38. People aren't trash. Shame on you.

And she looks Indian or Eskimo to me.

[cbc5g]

9. Eh I like it better than those overused religious names

John, Matthew, Jeremiah(Jeremy), Zach, Andrew etc etc


At least they have some originality

[LSparkle]

15. Jedediah, Ezekiel (Zeke), et al. ...

[TahitiNut]

10. It's a commemoration of his conception? ("I tripped and fell on it, Mom.")

:evilgrin:

[Maine-ah]

21. I'm betting it's a drug induced state reference.

like she was high on sumthin' when she got preggers.

[onenote]

33. how much you willing to bet?

I got bills to pay...

[SoCalDem]

12. Wrangler Levi Toughskin

was my guess last week..

[LSparkle]

13. Joe Dirt Kid Rock Deliverance Palin

!!!!

[DJ13]

17. Jack Daniels

Corn Cob

Big Johnson

[bigwillq]

19. It's a great name.

I have no issue with it.

If you're so concerned with what people name their kids, you should have a few and then post the name up here for others to bash.

[Sisaruus]

23. I agree.

I like the name - sounds like a preppie/ivy league name. Is this really the best that DUers can come up with to bash? A teenager and a baby? Bully behavior.

And isn't labeling someone as trash classist?

[cbc5g]

30. Oh yeah, the hypocrisy is very clear

Classist, sexist, racist ... and since it's at the Palin family its okay here. Guarantee there are a lot here who have a lot more issues than the Palins

[Gwendolyn]

20. Seeing it written out reminds me of Brett Easton Ellis.

Is that name white trash too?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

22. They gave the baby the baby daddy's surname, even though they aren't married?

[laureloak]

26. I'm offended by the term "white trash" and I demand an apology.

Let's hear it loud and clear to all white people!

[MiniMe]

29. At least she didn't name it Trik (Trick)

[Harry Monroe]

31. Skoal Possum Spears

[Fire1]

32. How bout 'Skeeter?' Or better yet, 'Tater' Johnston.

[trueblue2007]

34. What a retard name. I bet the kid is ugly as sin.

[Maru Kitteh]

35. He can't be any uglier than what you just posted.

He's a fucking NEWBORN. Get a grip. Pick yourself up out of the gutter.

[Fire1]

36. Hold on! It's just as ugly to incite a crowd of racists to yell 'KILL HIM'

Besides, this 'poking fun' is more of an indictment against the 'parents' than the child. YOU GET A GRIP!

[Lavender Brown]

39. WTF?

:banghead:

[Rob H.]

37. Mitchell Easton Johnston sounds better

He could go by "Mitch" for short--"Tripp" sounds too much like "Trig," imo. Then again, Trig has a brother named Track, so I guess if Bristol has any more boys they'll be named things like "Tron" or "T'rantula" or "Troglodyte."

Edited to add: It reminds me my friend, Steve, who named his son Liam and not long after Liam was born, Steve's brother had a son and named him William. Apparently Steve's brother didn't know that Liam is short for William! :crazy: