Request: I need a cartoon that would be the most offensive to conservatives.

[dem629]

Any topic.

Thanks in advance.

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. I have hundreds here

http://bushspeaks.com

Every travesty that the Bush people inflicted on the nation is in there, in chronological order!

[Soylent Brice]

3. site blocked here at work

can you display some here for me please?

looking for a laugh to get me through monday.

[Cronus Protagonist]

8. The image would still be from my server anyway

I expect it would still be blocked... having said that, you could use a proxy to view the site - here are a few... just put in http://bushspeaks.com into the box and you're good to go :)

http://proxy.org/cgi_proxies.shtml

http://unblockprox.com
http://proxify.com
http://twolulu.com
http://zzad.info
http://evadefilters.com
http://zerolike.com
http://www1proxeasy1www.info
http://searchingfaster.com
http://sneakboxonline.com
http://proxeasy.com

[Soylent Brice]

12. two things

one: thank you

two: all proxies are blocked also.

:argh:

[Cronus Protagonist]

18. Bummer :)

I understand why they blocked my site, though :)

[Soylent Brice]

19. i don't.

fucking bastards they are.

[Cronus Protagonist]

23. Would it still be blocked if you used the IP address?

http://64.183.89.157

Give it a shot, it might work for ya!

[Soylent Brice]

31. el blocko magnifico!! DAMMIT.

the content filter here SUCKS.

i'll have to check it from home.

[jobycom]

2. Just read them the Constitution or the Gospels.

That should anger them enough. They wouldn't recognize them, and would claim they are liberal propaganda.

I got nothing. Mostly I'm just kicking this thread so I can see the responses. :)

[livvy]

4. My personal favorite...

[ColbertWatcher]

25. BWAHAHAHAHA! n/t

[YOY]

5. Swampy's stuff

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/swamprat/

[mrreowwr_kittty]

6. I like this one.

[Kalyke]

9. LOL!! Great minds!

See my post just below yours!

[Kalyke]

7. Here's one:

They may not get it, though.

[gratuitous]

10. What do you mean they may not get it?

Typical response to above cartoon by sub-intellectual right wing troglodyte: "Mmmmm, Cheetos."

What's not to "get"?

[zbdent]

11. google "piss christ"

not even a cartoon ...

[Lasher]

13. Use the DU search tool.

Select simple search. Keyword = toons Search what forum? = Big Forums (Conference)

Some results:

***HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! TOONS TO BRIGHTEN UP THE MOOD HERE***

Friday TOON Roundup II- Holiday and economy

Christmas eve TOONS: part 1- Markets

Christmas eve TOONS: part 3- A certain preacher...and the rest

Christmas eve TOONS: part 2- Bush and X-mas, the gifts that keep on giving

Tuesday..'TOONS

[BillE]

14. Forget cartoon

Just show them a picture of Janet Jacksons tittie.

[CTyankee]

15. Try to find the Wasserman cartoon of just a couple of days ago. I saw it in the Boston Globe.

In it, Uncle Sam is lugging GWB up to the Return counter. The saleslady is looking at the receipt in horror and says, "You bought this TWICE?"

[islandmkl]

16. here's the wasserman:

[Fumesucker]

17. The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus can be pretty offensive..

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/09/17_franken.html










The rest at the link above..

[ColbertWatcher]

26. LOL! Praise Supply Side Jesus!

These are not cartoons, but they're still funny ...









Oh, and it's always good to throw in some Flying Spaghetti Monster, too http://www.venganza.org/

[Fumesucker]

27. The last one reminds me of...

http://sfgospel.typepad.com/sf_gospel/2007/12/the-10-best-sf.html

7. Michael Bishop, "The Gospel According to Gamaliel Crucis."

The concept of the alien savior is one of SF's longer-lived tropes, and it's been botched more often than gotten right. (I'm looking at you, Stranger in a Strange Land.) Bishop knocks it out of the park in "Gamaliel Crucis," probably the most original approach to the idea in SF history. "Crucis" assumes that Jesus was truly God made flesh, but also that every species in the universe has been blessed with its own incarnation. Not all species are the same as humankind—the aliens of Acrux V, for instance, have litters numbering in the hundreds. When God takes on their form, there are scores of new Messiahs. A single Messiah, it seems, "would violate the covenant of their biology and the expectations of their culture." Rather than confine themselves to a single planet, they spread throughout the galaxy. "Gamaliel Crucis" is the story of Mantikhoras, the insectoid prophet sent to Earth. Written in the gospel genre, right down to the chapter and verse enumeration, it's a truly unique tale of salvation.

[ColbertWatcher]

28. Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins! n/t

[Fumesucker]

29. Actually it could be worse than that..

Or at least this scenario is worse, IMO.

http://lucis.net/stuff/clarke/star_clarke.html

[Orsino]

20. There's that one comparing budget surpluses/deficits under the most recent presidents.

But I don't have a link. :shrug:

[BulletproofLandshark]

21. This one?

[Orsino]

22. That's it! Should shut up anyone subscribing to the myth...

...of the "fiscal conservative."

[Forkboy]

24. See if this helps.

:)

[Blue_Tires]

30. look up anything by Ted Rall, Tom Tomorrow or Bartcop...