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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 01:48 PM
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Poinsettias, Christmas suicides, wearing hats in the cold, and post-coital (Coca-Cola) spritzing
Edited on Fri Dec-26-08 01:49 PM by underpants
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Contrary to popular belief, poinsettias are not toxic to people or animals, suicides do not increase over the Christmas holidays, and sugar does not make kids hyperactive. Also, Wales winning the rugby grand slam does not influence the death of popes, and douching with Coca-Cola is not an effective contraceptive method.

Those are some of the conclusions of reports in the British Medical Journal's annual Christmas issue, a compilation of the weird and light-hearted papers its editors accumulate over the year.

They reviewed nearly 900 calls to such centers reporting poinsettia consumption and found that none of the incidents resulted in serious illness and few even produced any symptoms. Moreover, feeding experiments in animals show no effects even for very high levels of consumption, they found.

Similarly, they reviewed data on suicides in the United States for the last 35 years and found no increase before, during or after the holidays. In fact, despite widespread talk about winter gloom's effects on humans, they found that suicides peak in the summer and are lowest in winter. They conclude that people actually receive additional emotional and social support during the holidays, minimizing suicidal thoughts.

Other myths also are not supported by fact, they said. A variety of studies show that children who consume large amounts of sugar are no more hyperactive than those who don't. But parents who think their kids have eaten sugar, even when they haven't, tend to rate them as being more hyperactive.

--that is some pretty tricky wording IMHO--

Other myths that have been disproved: not wearing a hat causes one to lose excessive body heat :shrug: , and eating at night makes you more likely to pack on the pounds. Also, they found, there is no cure for a hangover that consistently works.

Coca-Cola douches for pregnancy prevention were a part of folklore in the 1950s and 1960s, before the advent of the contraceptive pill. People thought the acidity of the soda would kill sperm and that the classic Coke bottle provided a convenient "shake and shoot" applicator.

Dr. Deborah J. Anderson of the Boston University School of Medicine has reported previously that Coke can impede the mobility of sperm in the test tube. But further study, she said, shows that sperm get to the cervical canal so quickly that post-coital spritzing is ineffective.

ON EDIT-forgot the link
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/19/MNJE14RFJQ.DTL
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 01:51 PM
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1. Oh, that's what they mean by spritzing coca-cola
I was trying to picture someone doing a spit-take, ala Danny Thomas, on orgasm. But, who drinks Coke during sex?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 01:52 PM
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2. Oh those kids and their rock 'n' roll
I had never heard of that one either

Boy is my wife going to be surprised :hide:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 03:25 PM
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8. I wonder if Diet Coke works as well n/t
n/t
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 02:04 PM
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3. The Poinsettia is named after Joel Poinsett, former diplomat to Mexico.
Edited on Fri Dec-26-08 02:06 PM by TexasObserver
FYI

He was a former congressman from the South Carolina, and was sent to Mexico soon after it obtained independence in the early 1820s. He was an amateur but avid botanist, who found the plant in southern Mexico and sent it back to his hot house in South Carolina. He was its advocate, and because of its Christmas time blooming, it caught on. By the 1830s, it rapidly become a much sought after plant in the USA.

It's native name was cuetlaxochitl, which was an Aztec word.

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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 02:16 PM
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4. Worse yet, the sugar in that 1960s Coke just made the sperm hyperactive...
defeated the whole purpose of using it.
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msedano Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 02:19 PM
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5. contraceptive? merely hygenic for the busy working lass
a truck driver pal of mine chortled as he described the coke bottle douche truckstop business women apply coast-to-coast. finish the job, hunker down outside the cab, shake and spout. ready for the next customer.

the romance of the open highway...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 02:21 PM
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6. Truck stops, the last final frontier in civil America
I used to work for a trucking company driving a forklift and the drivers told wild stories about what goes on at truck stops
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 02:23 PM
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7. So, those girls in my high school with Coke-stained panties did it for nothing?
Poor gals! (Yes, that was a belief in my high school days in 1957-1961.)

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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-26-08 08:15 PM
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9. One of the most interesting headers ever! nt
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