Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what

[trumad]

Weird story--- was the guy injured? Did he have to be treated for his injuries? I'd love to hear the 911 call on this one. Oh---and one more thing---I love the headline--- what--you can't say Penis in a headline?



A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him.

Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail.

Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment.

According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis.

He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report.

Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report.

"She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said.

She later said her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it.

Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/orl-bk-woman-bites-husband-in-penis-122308,0,341580.story

[Jamastiene]

1. This looks interesting.

:popcorn:

[Monk06]

2. Maybe it's just me but I think there was some drunkin, fornicatin, road house line dancin involved

Hey dude how bout some foreplay. You know, a
nice dinner and some flowers before you stick
your sweaty dick in your wife's face.

Stupid red neck cunt.

[Swamp Rat]

3. "Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime... *crunch*... OW!!!

[Irish Girl]

4. LOL

poor weinie

[Solon]

5. See kids, this is why you shouldn't perform circumcision at home!

She only wanted to nip the tip!

Had to be done.

:hide:

[sellitman]

24. The funny thing about circumsision is......

Circumcision is the only time when you can dismember your infant and then sit around later and enjoy coffee & cake afterward.

:wow:

[liberal N proud]

6. I worked with a woman who super glued her husbands member

to his leg.
She caught him cheating and did nothing. One night while he was sleeping she got out the super glue. He had to have skin grafting in that special area and was a legend around town.

[Deja Q]

15. Poetic justice

[ZombieHorde]

26. No, just psycho.

[FloridaJudy]

21. Skin grafts????

This sounds like Urban Legend. Hadn't this guy and his docs ever heard of nail polish remover? As one who's frequently super-glued her fingers together - thank goodness for the recent invention of brush-on cyanoacrylic! - all it requires is a bit of gentle persistence to remedy the problem.

I probably would have super-glued his jockeys to his waist, but then I'm into non-violent measures.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/revenge/superglue.asp

[liberal N proud]

25. It was 1977, don't know if the emergency doctors would have known

Snopes or not, I know of this actually happening. Of course if you believe me is another thing. Oh well.

[FloridaJudy]

30. I don't doubt it happens

But I suspect the consequences aren't as dire as that. Unpleasant to be sure, but not resulting in any permanent damage: if it did, I'd have no skin left on my fingers!

[Jazzgirl]

34. I know someone who super glued her boyfriend's

penis to his leg too. That was back in the 70's and the story is still being gold. The lady that did it was a next door neighbor.

[pitohui]

28. well i hate to spoil a good story but...

c'mon we've all accidentally super glued a body part at one time or another and no "skin grafting" was needed

[Dennis Donovan]

7. "...when her husband walked over and put his..."

"Um, dear? Could you open your mouth for me? Oh, and close your eyes first.":spray:

This is a weird fucking story...:crazy:

[marmar]

8. Florida never disappoints on the weird-o-meter......

:freak: :freak:
:crazy: :crazy:

[Ian David]

9. I want to see what happens during their make-up sex. n/t

[Ian David]

10. I hope she marries David Vitter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A39J32gPxU

[Solly Mack]

11. Bet it's the last time he calls it his sausage

Leave the gun..bite the cannoli

[bdamomma]

13. .................

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Today's nutty news from Florida.

Is anyone normal down there?

[Lorien]

19. No. nt

[Greyhound]

27. I know there are many really sane and civilized people there,

they just have to hide and wear a disguise when they venture out of their hiding places.

[ThisThreadIsSatire]

14. I'd imagine she'll be safe in jail...

.. and probably get a lot of free extra coffee & bologna sandwiches...

[Deja Q]

16. Nice picture. She doesn't look full. Not really worth the price of admission.

[Are_grits_groceries]

17. He's lucky she didn't "Bobbitt" him!

Lorena cut the whole thing off. Drove away and threw it in a
field. The searchers did find it in time to have it reattached???

Those men probably looked for his missing member faster and more
carefully than they would have looked for the Lindbergh baby.
Coulda robbed a bank, and they wouldn't have stopped.

"On the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbit arrived at the couple's Manassas, Virginia apartment intoxicated after a night of partying and, according to testimony by Lorena Bobbit in a 1994 court hearing, raped his wife. (Note: He was tried and acquitted for this alleged spousal rape in 1994; he was prosecuted by the same district attorney who prosecuted Lorena for allegedly attacking John.) Afterwards, Lorena Bobbit got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. According to an article in the National Women's Studies Association Journal, in the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.<1>

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was located.

The penis was re-attached by Doctors James T. Sehn and David E. Berman during a nine and a half hour surgery."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

She was found not guilty of whatever the charge was. Later he did porn films.

[Javaman]

18. Meh, not news. real news would be, "penis bites woman"...

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

20. It sounds to me like she bit off more than she could chew.

:hide:

[onethatcares]

22. Oh Gaud, it's Floriduh again

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[peekaloo]

23. Drunks gone fishin'. Cast his rod to see if he could get a nibble.

[Nikki Stone1]

29. I'll bet Mr. Bowers will be careful where he puts his penis from now on.

LOL!!!!!

:rofl:

[davidpdx]

31. That is bizarre

I'm not sure even marriage counseling can help those two.

[Adsos Letter]

32. Apparently....

..."no" meant "no"....

[TheKentuckian]

33. That one might be a ticket to the moon and/or revenge is a mofo

[Initech]

35. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

:yoiks: