Did Bristol Palin pop yet?

[uppityperson]

[lapfog_1]

1. a few oxycontins??

Possibly, I think her prospective mother-in-law has a few laying around somewhere.

[polichick]

2. Due today - it's a boy.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Sure was. His name was Levi Johnston.

Last seen heading away from the Wasillabillies at full throttle.

[Eurobabe]

3. Funny I was just wondering the same thing n/t

[Obamanaut]

4. Looks like Levi's status has been down graded to mere boyfriend.

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/matsu/story/628916.html

<snip>
Wasilla resident Sherry L. Johnston, mother of Bristol Palin's boyfriend, faces a Jan. 6 court date for an oxycontin-related arrest at her home by Alaska State Troopers.
<more at link>

One wonders if the status change affects the planned nuptials.

[uppityperson]

5. Too funny, "he was the father" elsewhere

"Johnston is the mother of Levi Johnston, the Wasilla 18-year-old suddenly placed in an international spotlight in September when Gov. Sarah Palin -- who was then running for vice president on the Republican ticket with John McCain -- and her husband, Todd, announced their teenage daughter was pregnant and he was the father."

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Don't know about her, but Levi did back in March.

[madokie]

8. Wasn't she the mother of child 5 of gov palins

the one that the gov says where she broke water and then flew half way across the usa? The child will probably never know his sister is really his mother.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. The Palin family album will have five pounds of asterisks

[madokie]

13. shore 'nuf

Its not unheard of for the mother and father of a young teenage mother to take her child and raise it as their own. I know of an instance of that very thing.

[malaise]

14. It happens more often than people believe

In both instances the mothers finished high school, went to college and have a very good relationship with their now adult sons. It's amusing to hear our neighbor's son call his mom by her first name but her parents brought him up and she only took over when they both died within months of each other.
His mom completed her Masters Degree and her son is half way through year two of his University degree.

Sometimes it's the best solution. I'm off to watch Carlin. :D

[chucktaylor]

15. Wouldn't this be an unnaturally quick turnaround time?

[rainbow4321]

9. Hopefully they don't serve up any booze to the underage family members to celebrate

Least not to Levi's sister, anyway. Seeing as how her underage with alcohol case has been reopened...and, BTW, if you miss TWO court appearances, don't they put out a warrant for your arrest?


http://www.courtrecords.alaska.gov/pa/pa.urd/pamw2000.o_case_sum?12499339
Number 3PA-07-02196CR
Status Reopened
Filed 08/20/2007


http://www.courtrecords.alaska.gov/pa/pa.urd/pamw2000.docket_lst?12499339


07/16/2008 Hearing Result: Defendant Failed to Appear. The following event: ASAP Hearing: District Court scheduled for 07/16/2008 at 2:00 pm has been resulted as follows: Result: Defendant Failed to Appear Judge: Wolfe, John W Location: Palmer Courthouse 0.00 0.00
06/20/2008 Hearing Set: Event: ASAP Hearing: District Court Date: 07/16/2008 Time: 2:00 pm Judge: Wolfe, John W Location: Palmer Courthouse Result: Defendant Failed to Appear


06/19/2008 Mat Su ASAP Petition To Revoke Probation Charge #2: PTRP - ASAP 0.00 0.00
06/19/2008 Case Reopened 0.00 0.00
08/30/2007 Sentencing Info: Magistrate Zwink Charge #1: AS04.16.050(b): Minor Consuming Alcohol Sentence: Fine: , Susp: Costs: , Susp: , Incl: N Jail Start: , days: , Jail End: susp days: , susp time: Points: , Lic susp: , Dr Ed: N Susp start: , days: , Susp end: Clearance Date: Mod: , narr: , Lic flag: Dr sch: N, DUI sch: Y, Rest: comply w/ Mat Su Youth Court; NJO during probation; no illegal use of alcohol, controlled substances or inhalants Prob type: SIS Informal Probation, start: 08/30/2007, days: 365, End: 08/28/2008

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. Ah, so SNL really does have a wicked sense of humor......

Their show tonight is a rerun - the Sarah Palin appearance, complete with Amy Poehler rapping right before giving birth.

This is a great pick for this day. Very appropriate.

[malaise]

12. Don't know but Grandma Johnson has been popping

pills for her brew. According to KO's comedy guest, the kid may be called Methew. :D