Least desirable cellmate

[Cyrano]

Being a cellmate with any of the following would be grounds for instant suicide. But take your pick of one of them, or someone else. And, if possible, tell us why.

[AwakeAtLast]

1. It is a hard choice,

but I chose Cheney.

Edit cause I'm kinda loopy on medicine and misread the question. Either way, it's Cheney. :blush:

[Genevieve]

2. Hannibal Lechter (sp?) followed by Dick Cheney. .nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Cheney but only because Ted Bundy is dead

:)

[SidDithers]

4. Vern Schillinger...nt

Sid

[Horse with no Name]

5. Hannibal Lechter would be a disTASTEful cellmate. n/t

[NoPasaran]

6. Rove? He looks delicious!

[Cyrano]

8. At least you could use Rove to stuff your mattress.

[Cleita]

7. Other, Britney Spears.

At least with Cheney I could have debate with him and maybe even make him mad enough to get the big one, the mother of all heart attacks. Britney :shrug: what would you talk about?

[KansDem]

9. This is a toughie...

I mean, I assume we're in for life?

George W is an idiot and I'd be subjected to his inane humor, including replays of his disgusting "no weapons here" schtick...

I couldn't believe a single word out of Karl Rove's mouth...

And Dick Cheney has all the personality of an icy bag of fertilizer.

...this is a toughie.

[Cyrano]

14. I love your running loop of * ducking the flying shoe

Perhaps, that's destined to be his particular corner of Hell.

[KansDem]

16. Thanks, I got it from another DUer...

Sometimes I like to add this...


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[flvegan]

10. If I had to have a cellmate, I'd be happy with any of them.

For one, I'd be safe in my sleep. Secondly, I would note all their confessions and then, upon my release write a book about all the stuff they didn't get caught doing.

I could also bask in the glory of testifying against them should they get charged for any of it.

[YOY]

11. Hell, Cheney would be fun.

What's the feeble old man going to do without his little shotgun other than sneer and make gruff threats? I can say nasty threats and follow through under need (and I do not wish the man any harm ever....I do wish him a conscious though.) Apparently I have a scary raspy voice to do it right. Ignis can testify to that.

[XemaSab]

12. W

Cheney would probably be interesting to talk to. He's not a stupid man.

W, on the other hand? I'd be hanging myself from the bars of the cell within minutes.

And Rove you could just ignore. :P

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. Bush. At least the other 2 have (however evil) brains.

Having any kind of conversation with Boobya would be like talking to a plate of intellectually challenged spinach.

[dysfunctional press]

15. karl rove- he's got the squishiest butt...

nt.

[Orsino]

17. Bush, I think.

The other two would probably be able to shut the fuck up for two minutes at a stretch. I wouldn't want to spend a sentence listening to Junior justifying himself.

On the plus side, he'd probably know how to make toilet wine.