Baby Jesus still missing.

[Are_grits_groceries]

The National Park Service is reviewing video footage in hopes that the theft of the foot-long blond figurine was recorded.

That task is a challenge, because no one's sure when on Saturday or Sunday the Nativity figurine vanished from a creche installed Friday at Independence Mall.

Best comment about news: Well, being that Christmas is still a week away, the baby Jesus should not have been out there anyway. He is not supposed to appear until after mass on Christmas eve. Nobody to blame but themselves.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/from_the_source/Baby_Jesus_still_missing.html

I wonder if he will reappear at the right time? Needed a Lojack......

[Solly Mack]

1. Somebody's gonna find god

[azurnoir]

5. and evidently he's a blond dwarf wow n/t

[mondo joe]

2. hE'LL BE BACK AT eASTER. nt

[meegbear]

3. Oh!

:spank:

[monmouth]

6. From behind a rock fer shure....n/t

[rateyes]

7. Is that tune anything like,

"I'll be home for Christmas?" :D

[Are_grits_groceries]

8. Maybe they can sing "Blue Christmas." nt

[MineralMan]

4. That give new meaning to the question: Have you found Jesus?

Now, when someone asks you that, you can say, "Nope, it's still missing."

[yardwork]

9. Baby Jesus was probably not blond, so that wasn't Him anyway.

Isn't there something in the Ten Commandments forbidding idols?

[Are_grits_groceries]

11. Ask Paula, Simon, and Randy, Dawg! nt

[undeterred]

13. No, but I think there's one against stealing blonds.

[yardwork]

15. Or coveting them.

[Horse with no Name]

10. They should find the nearest jail

since so many people in jail find Jesus.:shrug:

[dbonds]

12. That's because he performs in jails singing Jailhouse Rock...

or is that Elvis, they kind of look the same.

[yardwork]

14. Jailhouse Rock is about gay sex, so the plot thickens...

[madinmaryland]

16. I think Santa Claus stole him after getting banned here!

[FSogol]

17. "The part of Baby Jesus was played by a 100 watt light bulb" n/t