Another bush Joke For You!

[MarianJack]

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth, a boy scout, bush and Obama are on a plane.

The pilot comes out of the cockpit and says "We're about to crash. There are six of us and only 5 parachutes. I'm taking one so the rest of you decide who goes down with the plane" and he jumps out.

The Pope says "I have to lead my flock", grabs a parachute and jumps.

Queen Elizabeth says "I'm the queen of England", grabs a parachute and jumps.

bush says "I'm george dubbya bush, the liberationator of Iraq, The ejamacashin perzidint, the greatest perzidint ever and the most impotint man in the world", takes a parachute and jumps.

Obama looks at the boy scout and says "You take the parachute son, you're young and maybe you can be president someday, too!"

The boy scout says "That's OK Mr. President-Elect, the greatest perzidint ever just jumped out with my knapsack!"

PEACE!

[polly7]

1. LOL

It's actually entirely believable!



rofl

[AlinPA]

2. That's perfect.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. I bet our current Prez looked swell

when he strapped on that knapsack

:rofl:

[MarianJack]

4. Maybe he was pleasantly surprised...

...by a pair of socks rolled up just right to stick into his undies.

[sakabatou]

5. LMAO

[MarianJack]

6. Self kick for some late night humor!