The shower quiz: if you asked for a bailout from Dumbya, would you qualify?

[ColbertWatcher]

From the selections below, choose which best describes your answer to the following question,

Do you shower before or after work?

[Wabbajack_]

1. I'm a Democrat

naturally I'm on welfare, right freepers? :D

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Should I add a "after my daily abortion" choice? n/t

[Wabbajack_]

6. Yes I've had 17 of them

and I'm a dude. That's us Dems for ya!

[ColbertWatcher]

8. Show off. n/t

[Mabus]

13. Slacker!

I try to have at least two abortions every day. Some days I'm able to squeeze in a third one but that's only when I'm not out persecuting Christians or doing some flag burning. It's all hard work but someone's got to do it.

[Buzz Clik]

4. And, naturally, being a Democrat, your shower...

... is golden. :evilgrin:

[FSogol]

3. What kind of shower are we talking about?

;)

[ColbertWatcher]

5. Define it any way you want, this is not a scientific poll. n/t

[razors edge]

7. I will need one after eight years of bush's failout.

Heavy on the delouse please.

[TheKentuckian]

9. Bailout you say? Lemme get you a routing number.

No, seriously don't bother with a check. Just drop a billion into my account.

[MrSlayer]

10. Generally, both.

Before work to wake me up and after work to get rid of the dirt and grime. Construction isn't the cleanest business.

[Mabus]

11. Neither. I'm one of those who having been taking a bath.

In other words, I'm your average Mabus Sixpack. :evilgrin:

[ColbertWatcher]

12. LOL! n/t