OMG...the Sarah-Palinization of America continues...introducing the BUMP IT!

[Atman]

Have you seen the ad running on the cable news shows -- "Flat hair is SO last year...you need BUMP ITS!" A plastic bridge tucked in a woman's hair to make it big, just like Sarah's! They never mention Palin, of course, but they do show picture after picture of Palin look-alikes with their big new hair.

For an extra level of amusement...they're sold by a company called "Bighappiehair.com" (Notice the spelling of "happie." More legendary Republican misspellings, or was the name "bighappyhair.com" actually taken already?

So whip out your credit card...this is one little 59¢ piece of plastic that's worth every penny of your $19.95 (plus the 29% interest on your charge purchase).

God bless America. Home of the formerly free, land of the stupid.

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[noamnety]

1. that's too much hassle to deal with every day

which is why I'm getting a silicone implant in my scalp for Christmas. :)

[bobd0]

2. This is so appropriate. A tacky "Seen on TV" product for a tacky seen on TV Palin. nt

[Jennicut]

3. Why doe anyone want to have Sarah's awful beehive anyways?

Her hair was always ridiculous looking to me when it was up.

[Buzz Clik]

4. That isn't hair or a "Bump It". It's water on the brain.

[Voice for Peace]

5. o lordy.. is it going to catch on, do you think?

[angrycarpenter]

6. I saw that

They all look like Jersey girls.

[bettyellen]

13. we don't alloehorrible things like Anita Bryant to happen in New Jersey...

these freaks seem to be emerging from the boonies,same as it ever was.

[MineralMan]

7. $19.95 is the trigger price

for TV shopping. But Wait...There's More! You can sell anything for $19.95, it seems. Right now, there's another ad for these little plastic clips that pull women's bra straps in, so they hide under some clothing. You get three of these for JUST $19.95. Of course, if you order today, you get...COUNT 'EM...six more, for a total of NINE clips. They should be 25 cents apiece, of course, but anything under $20 is a sure seller.

[City of Mills]

14. My favorite is the ProCaulk (don't laugh)

https://www.buyprocaulk.com

Only $19.95 for a 5 cent piece of plastic! If you call now, we'll send you two! For real! WHAT A DEAL!!! CALL NOW BEFORE WE RUNS OUT!!!

[Atman]

16. Another "Call before we run out..." -- Obama 'gold' coins.

We print a cheap-ass picture of Obama on top of a real dollar coin, which we've "layered" in real 24k gold.

Limited to 75 production days, so ACT NOW!

So, how many of these pieces of crap do you think a factory can churn out in a day? X75? These are about as rare and collectible as a case of herpes.

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[graywarrior]

8. She's become Brittney

and she's just a valid.

[johnfunk]

9. Palin is the very sort of "Hair-Hopper" we were warned about in the John Waters film "Hairspray!"

:rofl:

[Submariner]

10. Bump It? Okay

[GreenEyedLefty]

11. Gah, that's gross.

But funny!

[csziggy]

15. Not as gross as the original way to get that big hair bump!

My sisters used to tease their hair into a tangle that they hid under the top layer of hair to make it look big. And for those with thinner hair, they would save the hair out of their brushed to make their hair bumps. Totally gross and made the spider nest bouffant hair story seem believable: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/hairdo.asp

[NOW tense]

12. OMG wear tiaras inside your hair!

[malaise]

17. Is that called the

bridge to some big hair? :D

[annabanana]

18. I guess everyone's forgotten how to "rat" their hair. .

Standard skill back in the 50's and early 60's. . .

[onethatcares]

19. If you act fast you get not one, but two,

bumpits at the same price plus shipping. Credit card users have priority.

Gaud, no wonder this country is in such bad shape.