You're given the power to have Bush, Cheney, Limblow, etc. employed in whatever job you want
For some reason, you don't have the power to make them go to jail. But you do have the ability to make them work any kind of crappy job out there. What jobs would that be?
Examples:
Bush: Times Square street sweeper Cheney: Burger King checkout guy Limblow: Human medical experiments guinea pig Hannity: crash-test dummy etc.
1. Being that they are the age of retirement, I would have them live on
Social Security with Medicare like the rest of us. If they get a job for minimum wage at Wal-Mart, then let them get their Social Security reduced because of it like the rest of us. I wonder how they would feel about those "entitlement" programs then?
Down in the bottom of the outhouses in our state and national parks with a toothbrush cleaning and scrubbing them till they shine. Now maybe I would pump them out first, and then again maybe not!:evilgrin:
that work on Super Sucker trucks. Super Suckertrucks are the big vacuum trucks they use to suck out sewage systems, porta johns, grease pits, etc. I think they would be suited for that job.
...would be my choice. I'd have them all teach elementary school for a month (at least) in an inner-city school where the kids do not come 'ready to learn.' Assuming they have at least one caring bone left in their collective bodies :7 , it would open their eyes as to why we need public schools and why vouchers won't work. They might find out that teachers aren't really terroists, and that they (teachers) DO know a little something about teaching and learning. ;)
Bush: Orderly in a VA hospital taking care of Iraq War veterans--to make him face the consequences of his actions Cheney: Coal miner in one of those unsafe non-union coal mines owned by one of his cronies Limpaws: Sewer cleaner O'Liely: Worker in an orphanage who has to try and place the children--maybe he'll decide it would be GREAT to allow homosexual couples to be foster or adoptive parents
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