burning cross in your front yard, anyone?

[RazBerryBeret]

this is weird, but for a suggested $81 donation, you can have a "holiday cross" for your yard or porch.
tell me this wouldn't look like a burning cross from a distance.....

https://store.afa.net/pc-10000310-11-christmas-cross.aspx

weird.

[flvegan]

1. Whoa.

Yeah, that's exactly what it would look like.

[thunder rising]

2. Generally the idea of a burning cross is to give it to someone else.

[Bolo Boffin]

3. Christmas cross

So then we can expect an Easter Nativity Scene next year?

[123infinity]

7. Wouldn't that involve a litter of bunnies?

:eyes:

[Bolo Boffin]

14. No, bunnies would be here in Christmas by this logic :)

And don't forget the Immaculate Eggs!

[123infinity]

16. Well crap, I'll just watch the puppycam

:D
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam

[givemebackmycountry]

4. Let Your "Light" Shine For Christ This Christmas Season!

Looking for an effective way to express your Christian faith this Christmas season to honor our Lord Jesus?
Now you can.... with the "Original Christmas Cross" yard decoration.

"I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus got nailed to this and bled to death lawn ornament on my front lawn"

I repeat.

There is no insanity, like Religious insanity.

[tavalon]

5. I feel dirty

I wish I had known ahead of time where that linky was going.

I need to find a picture of a unicorn to cleanse my eyes for they burn.

[123infinity]

6. Can anybody explain to me how an instrument of torture came to be a revered holy symbol?

I guess I just don't fucking get it.
:shrug:

[RazBerryBeret]

11. and as Bolo mentioned above...

the cross is usually the symbol for easter, Christmas is to celebrate the BIRTH of Christ..
this "decoration" is just wrong on so many levels.

hope none of them show up in my neighborhood!!!!!!!

[silverojo]

21. Just call 911

Hysterically tell them it looks like your "poor" neighbor has been visited by the Klan. When the cops get there, imagine the fun that will ensue!

If they ask you about it, just say you're late for your routine eye exam, and apologize profusely for troubling them...you were just trying to be a good neighbor.

Then close the door and snicker a lot, as you think about how you freaked out your neighbors. :)

[123infinity]

22. You are a seriously sick person. My kind of people.

:D :D :rofl: :toast: :D

[kentuck]

15. That's a damn good question.

:shrug:

[123infinity]

17. I'm fairly confident it originated within the Catholic Church but I've never heard a reason

WHY it was adopted as a holy symbol. In any case, doesn't it violate the 2nd Commandment?

[davidinalameda]

8. that's a great present

especially if your next door neighbors are black

:wtf:

[TomInTib]

9. $81.85? What the hell kind of price is that?

Are these people nutcase Numerologists or what?

[flying_wahini]

10. If they were life sized I would be more concerned....

but as small as they are, I think there will be plenty

of "honest" God fearing Christains to put them up....

That shit will fly off the shelves down here in Texas....

They will be sold out in a week. Garden Ridge special...!

[Wiley50]

19. They're small 'cause it's Xmas. They're meant to crucify the BABY Jesus n/t

[123infinity]

20. When they come out with a 2 inch one we can REALLY nail their asses.

:evilgrin:
edit: it just hit me, I said 'nail their asses' without even thinking about it. yikes

[tuvor]

12. Contact them here. (You don't even need to provide personal info.)

https://store.afa.net/t-contact.aspx

[aquart]

13. White sheets extra?

[baldguy]

18. Nothing says "KKK" better than a burning cross. Unless it says "AFA".

Fucking Nazis.