McCain aides reveal Palin believed Africa was incontinent

[Wetzelbill]

McCain aides reveal Palin believed Africa was incontinent

The infighting between the McCain and Palin camps intensifies. The author is gleeful.

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Another bizarre twist in the PALIN-McCain saga. The losing GOP ticket has been infighting for weeks now, but this morning disgruntled McCain aides have taken it a step further by releasing information that Sarah Palin thought Africa was incontinent.

"She's so stupid"- said McCain flack, Tucker Bounds, " I mean honestly, how does a state even pee? I don't think it's possible!"- Another McCain flack, Nancy Pfotenhauer added: "Yeah it was McCain who was incontinent, not Africa, I think Palin ate paint chips as a child."-

Meanwhile Palin aides have countered these latest accusations by releasing this statement: "Sarah Palin, a real American, is above the fray, these harsh attacks say more about that creepy old man than it does about a righteous maverick like Governor Palin. As sure as dinosaurs and humans walked the earth together, Governor Palin, who has the spirit of God in her, will not engage in any personal attacks against an old man who fathered a black child out of wedlock, his drugged out wife or his campaign advisers, who all drink the blood of puppies and children every night."-

In a separate statement, Governor Palin added: "I can see Africa from my house."-

When asked for his own statement, Senator McCain chased reporters away from one of his many, many, many lawns.

In other news, after only 15 minutes, Joe The Plumber has finally strangled the last of fame's proverbial turds.

http://www.opednews.com/maxwrite/diarypage.php?did=10640

[brer cat]

1. What are we going to do for yuks

when Palin's 15 minutes are up?

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

3. I try not to think about it

We still have the insider accounts. It'll be drawn out for a bit. Maybe she'll run in 2012. We still have some good times ahead, I hope, lol.

[TrogL]

8. I was watching a late show talk host saying the election was a disaster for him

With McCain and Palin he'd have years of material. Obama's so smooth there's nothing to work with.

[Wetzelbill]

10. Yeah but it keeps them on their game

Bush, Palin, McCain, that's just the easy way out, lol. Obama is a challenge.

[ailsagirl]

2. INCONTINENT??? LOL

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

4. it had to be done

I saw another DUer thought the same thing earlier on. I just ran with it, lol.

[ailsagirl]

5. That's hysterical!! Almost lost it at work!!!!!!! LOL

[Wetzelbill]

6. well, I'm here to entertain

:)

[ailsagirl]

12. Keep up the great work-- my step is actually lighter than it's been

in eight years-- I think I'm finally starting to assimilate all this wonderful CHANGE!!!!!!

[Wetzelbill]

15. it feels good

I know there is some tough work ahead, but at least we're going in the right direction now. Or about to anyway. Inaugaration day can't come soon enough.

[ailsagirl]

16. At least Junior seems willing to step aside without incident

...or maybe I speak too soon. I just don't trust those guys-- wonder why??

:eyes:

[Wetzelbill]

19. Oh I get sick thinking about it

I can just see him bombing Iran or something even more insane to leave Obama with. These last 8 years have honed my cynicism beyond belief.

[ailsagirl]

22. I know-- my imagination knows no bounds when it comes to bushco

:scared:

[ihavenobias]

7. K & R

:)

[Wetzelbill]

9. Thank you very much!

[Wetzelbill]

11. kick

before I leave.

[mentalsolstice]

13. Piper for President 2012!

Even she probably could have explained to her mom the difference between a continent and a country.

[Wetzelbill]

14. let's hope Todd has a few extra brain cells to leave the kids with

Mommy doesn't have one to spare. She might not even have one at all.

[TexasObserver]

17. that is compelling evidence of how literally ignorant she is

She's cunning on a personal level, and charming in snake hypnotizing way, but she's not bright or educated, at all.

[Wetzelbill]

20. scary scary ignorant

I was stunned at her inability to answer a simple question. Much is made about her not wanting to be prepped for the Couric interview, but some of those questions were sooo easy. How could she just not name a single newspaper that she's read? Or at least make one up! Say the freaking Wall Street Journal or something! Did we ever dodge a bullet on this one. McCain would have seriously put our country in jeopardy with this woman. That says a lot about him.

[Barack_America]

18. Was "Africa" her pet name for McCain?

;)

[Wetzelbill]

21. some jokes write themselves

:)

[bigtree]

23. Ha!

Nice one, Bill.

K&R

[Wetzelbill]

24. I can't help myself

But seriously, if somebody running for VP doesn't know Africa is a continent they deserve to be made fun of. :)