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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:41 PM
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They're making a movie!!!
Here's the plot:

The dastardly shadow government decides that it's going to attack a country governed by a tinhorn Mussolini-like tyrant who is all bluster but fundamentally helpless. The reason for this attack is the MacGuffin (Hitchcock's reason-that-doesn't-matter-to-the-viewer...and who could really figure it out anyway?). This lunatic-fringe-leader-type will be played by a CGI-fattened-up Alan Rickman. Through the puppet-leader, the point man VP, played by any one of a number of traditional grimacing second-bananas, manages to allow/cause (depending on the pre-production focus-group reactions) a catastrophe to occur on American soil. Seizing the opportunity, martial law is implemented (though undeclared), and liberties are curtailed dramatically, thanks to a puppy-dog legislative branch whose leaders are blackmailed/threatened by the mean folks; usually sexual in nature. This can assist in giving the film a R rating.

Meanwhile, back at the CIA, a gorgeous, brilliant, covert agent, whose job it is to watch this stuff, by sheer chance (a la Ludlum) is tangentially approached to suggest to her devilishly handsome, erudite husband that he go to investigate the basis for the impending War. This husband JUST SO HAPPENS (Cinematic Coincidence - it works!)to have been the Ambassador to the very country during the first skirmish between the two and who successfully negotiated out all the civilians from the captured American Embassy, including the young kid who sat on the Evil Leader's knee (played by a younger Daniel Radcliff). Now the couple will have to play themselves since there is absolutely no one in Hollywood who can do either of them justice.

The former Ambassador goes and finds out that it's all BS, so since no one listens to him, he goes to the only place that he fells can manage his opinion properly, The New York Times. (Shades of Three Days of the Condor, though we never know if they publish Robert Redford's story). After the publication, the Bad Guys almost inexplicably go after the Hero and his Wife, and they become, through a series of very strange coincidences and fatal flaws of the villains, national heroes and are elevated to sainthood by the opposition. Meanwhile, the Empire is left to gnash it's bloodstained teeth and to figure out how to come back some day.

Leaces room for lots of sequels...here's a title: The Empire Strikes Back.

Oh, someone's used that already...?

Nevermind.
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:44 PM
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1. I think I'm gonna get to do a cameo as...
Edited on Sat Mar-17-07 01:48 PM by Hissyspit
Cut to: UNNAMED BLOGGER SITTING AT LAPTOP

PRESIDENT BUSH APPEARS ON TV: "Anyone who did this will be fired."

BLOGGER SCREAMS AND THROWS DRINK AT TV

I'm lobbying for Robert Duvall, if they won't go for the cameo.

:P

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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:49 PM
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2. Actually, you could tell the story from the blogger's
standpoint. In old movies, even All the President's Men, they used typing to advance the plot...cheap but effective in some instances.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:54 PM
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5. Oh yeah, the blogger totally has to get the girl at the end. That'd be realistic.
In the last scene the Valerie Plame character (Kirstin Dunst, I'm guessing) can move into his mom's basement with him.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:58 PM
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6. WTF?
Edited on Sat Mar-17-07 02:01 PM by PCIntern
YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ THE SCRIPT!!!!11 Seriesly, this could be Hugh!!1

This is so Ludlum-esque, there's no crying in baseball and there's no bloggers getting laid by Dunst..who would be miscast. She could be the President's bad-girl daughter...I think she insist upon wearing her underwear however.

The beauty of this story is the closeness of the heroic couple!!

Of course, I'm effing with you!

:evilfrown: :evilgrin: :hippie: :party: :toast: :bounce: :mad: :puke: :eyes: :smoke: :think: :crazy: :silly: :wtf: :argh: :freak: :dunce: :hangover: :nopity: :hurts: :boring: :spank: :wow: :beer: :grr: :nuke: :scared: :thumbsdown: :thumbsup: :hi: :dem: :kick: :shrug: :puffpiece: :loveya: :donut: :tinfoilhat: :hug: :grouphug: :cry: :pals: :headbang: :yourock: :banghead: :dilemma: :blush: :rant: :sarcasm: :woohoo: :applause: :hide: :popcorn: :rofl: :spray: :patriot: :yoiks:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:50 PM
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3. I'm seeing F Murray Abraham for the VP, Wendy Malik as Secretary of State
The heroic ex-ambassador will be the perfect vehicle for Tom Cruise's big come back.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 01:53 PM
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4. Cruise is too pretty IMO...
you need a combination of James Garner and John Houseman, with a little Burt Lancaster raw sex appeal.

Valerie's appeal transcends anyone I've seen recently in Hollywood, IMO.
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 02:14 PM
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7. The only one who could play the VP Dick is
you know...Dr. Evil and he could have a Mini Dick side kick just for fun.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 02:24 PM
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8. You know who would have been good for that?
Richard Deacon (from many movies and TV but esp. The Dick Van Dyke Show) cast against type as a really smarmy evil guy, instead of as a dopey, funny, smarmy guy. He's gone, unfortunately.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 02:27 PM
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9. They call Alabama The Crimson Tide, call me Deacon Blues.
Edited on Sat Mar-17-07 02:28 PM by shain from kane
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 05:06 PM
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10. Just don't call me late for Oscars! n/t
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 05:48 PM
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11. Danny DiVito should do the VP n.t
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