On Profanity (a response... not for the easily offended).

[rch35]

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.

:) :hi:

[justiceischeap]

1. R.I.P. George Carlin nt

[eissa]

2. Thank you!

I so tire with the uptight brigade around DU sometimes. So a big "FUCK IT!" right back at ya! :evilgrin:

[rch35]

6. fuck it indeed! nt

[OffWithTheirHeads]

3. All considered legitimate golf terms

[KansDem]

4. You forgot the updated version...

"Bush," and "Dick"

Offensive words newly added in 2000.

[FiveGoodMen]

5. Who are you? I am FUCK! FUCK of the MOUNTAIN!

Tune in next week for Fuck of the MOUNTain!

[mnhtnbb]

7. Since when are tits profane?

[rch35]

8. ask George Carlin

just kiddin
dont do that

hes dead.

[Hardrada]

10. On "Girls Gone Wild" TV ads. They can't show 'em but almost

everywhere else on cable one can locate boobies with little effort. Seems odd.

[mnhtnbb]

30. The word "tits" is not profane. That's what I meant. Plus

just because the right wing can't stand their own sexuality doesn't mean showing tits
is obscene, either.

[akwapez]

31. Since breastfeeding in public became a sin n/t

[mnhtnbb]

33. Geeze. I breastfed my youngest (now 18) in church--in the pews--in Missouri.

But, it was a "librul" church.

[trof]

9. Well, I DID predict this.

Thanks for proving me right.
:-)

[rch35]

11. I wouldnt wanna left you down, trof nt

[trof]

20. You're a true pal.

;-)

[WarbirdForObama]

12. You Need an English Lesson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzhEt1-qGhk

[TahitiNut]

13. You can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick.

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

14. "You can say Roberto Clemente has three balls, but you can't say 'look, he's scratching his balls!'"

[pipi_k]

24. bahahahahah....I was thinking of that one today when

a commercial for a particular diabetic blood glucose testing machine was on TV...

you can use your arm or the palm of your hand

and you "don't have to prick your finger anymore"

and I thought of George Carlin..."Remember....you can prick your finger...just donnnnnn't finger your prick!!!"

God, I miss him

[TahitiNut]

28. He died on my birthday. It's like he waited to say 'Happy Birthday' before saying goodbye.

He was a favorite of mine BEFORE "Class Clown" and BEFORE "Seven Dirty Words" ... irreverent, intellectual, and FUNNY. When he did Al Sleet (The hippy dippy weatherman) I died. I watched him on Ed Sullivan and the Tonight Show -- with Jack Paar AND Johnny Carson.

I'll miss him until I get to where he's gone. And then it's laughs forever.

[onenote]

15. here is a fun bit of trivia about the "seven dirty words"

A few years ago, I repub member of Congress introduced a bill to codify the prohibition on the broadcast of the seven dirty words. Only he changed the seven words. In his bill they were:
`shit', `piss', `fuck', `cunt', 'cock sucker', `mother fucker', and `ass hole'.

In other words, he decided "tits" was okay but "asshole" wasn't.

I always figured it was because he probably was used to being called an asshole when he saw a woman and said "nice tits".

[jkshaw]

16. Actually, these are all vulgarities, coarse or indecent language

Profanity are words that blaspheme; in the general sense, to blaspheme something held sacred, such as characters in the Bible or the Koran.

Heh heh. Just trying to help out.

[iamahaingttta]

17. I watched that on Youtube...

...just yesterday!

Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDWTp5as1vE

is the original "Class Clown" version, audio only.

and here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM&feature=related

he is doing it live.

[OnyxCollie]

18. Where is the Language Taliban?

I had a post deleted for using a "C" and three asterisks.

On edit: I was describing Sarah Palin.

[TZ]

19. EEEEK! My ears are burning

Where is a strong handsome man to protect little ol me?:rofl:

[vanderBeth]

21. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Wiley50]

22. On Prancer, On Dancer, On Donner and Blitzen, On Fuck, On Shit, On Goddamn and Pissin' n/t

[tjwash]

23. You forgot fart, turd and twat

[pipi_k]

25. I think they should say those words more on TV

they're just so fun, you know?

Like three of the Seven Dwarves....


:7

[jakefrep]

34. You can't say turd....but who WANTS to?

[sam sarrha]

26. this should be sent to the LOUNGE.. please evolve beyond the 7th grade and leave out the misogyny

you write volumes about your psychology with every genital term you use to describe women

[FiveGoodMen]

27. You show your ignorance of the OP's source

[rch35]

32. I dont recall sending for the wahmbulance. Did someone send for the wahmbulance?

:shrug:

[notheyrejustwrong]

29. And tits shouldn't even be on there!

Sounds like a greeting: "Toots meet tits"

[jakefrep]

35. You forgot...NEW NABISCO TITS!

Corn Tits, Cheese Tits, Tater Tits.