Hey Guys, Can Someone Please Help Me Out Here?

[remember2000forever]

This Extremely Old Boyfriend Just crawled out from under a rock and sent me a Republican Email today.

I haven't heard from him in years.

I need something short, sweet and funny, but serious to send back to him that's Pro-Obama.

I never saved my great forwards over the past months, did any of you?

Thanks In Advance for your help!

[Idealism]

1. So what do you think of the term "realigning election?"

Yes/No/Shit?

[Solly Mack]

2. You used to date McCain? (I kid. I kid)

[WarbirdForObama]

3. Send him a Nice note that says:

If you'd lay off the Republicanism
You wouldn't need the Viagra,

Or the Blow-up Date......

:)

Just trying to help

[OKNancy]

4. Write: I always knew you would get electile dysfunction

GOBAMA

[Azlady]

12. I'd do this one! TOO funny!

[dysfunctional press]

5. sure- which way did you come in?

:shrug:

[Bonhomme Richard]

6. Tell him

thinking like that is why he's an old boyfriend.

[meegbear]

7. Thanks. And BTW ... I only date Democrats

[remember2000forever]

8. I Love All Your Help But I was thinking A LINK, VIDEO or something like that, just to let him know

I'm A DEM!!!!

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

10. Well, if he's smart enough to understand satire there's always The Onion.

* McCain's Economic Plan: Marry a Beer Heiress http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mccain_s_economic_plan_for_nation
* Bush tours America to Survey Damage Done by his Presidency http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bush_tours_america_to_survey (a personal favorite)
* Cindy McCain Claims She's "Just Like Any Other Female Human" http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cindy_mccain_claims_she_s_just

Hope that helps.

[remember2000forever]

11. Thank You So... Much. The Beer Heiress Is Perfect.

I've said this before, but "I love my new DU family!

[Moody]

13. Let us know how he responds. nt

[remember2000forever]

14. Will Do. Sent almost all, plus vidio link. Thanks Guys, Again!!!!

[remember2000forever]

15. Well, that certainly silenced him. BTW, he's a Pennsylvanian.

[Lerkfish]

9. say "who are you again?"

:) that's the biggest blow to the ego than anything.

[sohndrsmith]

16. Answer -- o n l y -- if you want to connect with the guy. Don't do it for political reasons.

If you're flirting, that's one thing - and that would be great! If you don't want to be in contact anymore, don't answer. To me, that would seem the primary thing you need to figure out for this particular issue. If it were me (and it obviously isn't) I'd need to figure out my personal/emotional motivations in order to figure out what to do. Just my humble opinion - if I'm reading the situation incorrectly, I apologize...