OMG: Palin is like 5 miles from me.

[stoge18]

She's speaking in Erie, PA right now. Much too close for comfort. I thought I felt a bit off this afternoon. now I know why.

[shadowknows69]

1. Go and throw pies

The power of Obama compels you!!!

[ComtesseDeSpair]

2. Can you smell the corruption?

[stoge18]

7. I'm rural.

On many days, I can smell pig shit. The stench was particualrly pungent today.

[SoCalNative]

16. Must have been the lipstic/eom

[JJ]

9. beat me to it

When I saw the headline of the OP, "Can you smell it?" popped instantly into my head.

[Xenotime]

15. I'll bet you can smell her stink from there.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

3. As long as you seal all the windows and doors and head for the basement

with a small supply of food and clean water, you should be okay. Might want to have a battery radio nearby to listen for any emergency broadcasts.

[demo dutch]

4. Yuk!

[AzNick]

5. Close the windows and no open flames...

That level of methane in the air has to be scary.

[Solly Mack]

6. Oh. I thought maybe you felt your brain cells crying out in agony or something

the reason you knew she was near

[TWiley]

8. Quick, administer a suppository n/t

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. Go to your basement

To the SW corner. Or is it the NW corner?

One of the corners.

Take a blanket and a chicken.

Wrap yourself in the blanket.

When the chicken stops squawking, you'll know you're safe.

Burn the blanket. Set the chicken free to fly away.

[Warpy]

11. Did the birds stop singing and fall out of the trees?

Did the pine needles turn brown and the rhododendron bushes curl their leaves?

Palin's in town, sucking the oxygen out of the air.

[The Shadow]

12. Remember What Homeland Security Told Us!

Quickly, get out the duct tape and seal all cracks and crevices. Lay down on the floor and breath through a cloth, remember shallow breaths only and remain there until you are sure that the threat is gone. And lastly, GLMF...Good luck my friend (or, you can make up your own words for the m and f if you like) :)

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. You just knew that duct tape and plastic sheeting was going to come in handy.

Which direction is the wind blowing?

[bigtree]

14. duct tape

your ears

[ShortnFiery]

17. LOL, that reminds me of the Stephanie Miller audio of Palin saying "GUYS and GALS!"

OMG! I want to take sharpened pencil and gouge out my eardrums. :P

[louis-t]

18. Careful you don't get a rash.

[TahitiNut]

19. Lysol disinfectant ... spray all surfaces.

:puke:

Call the authorities and keep her away from the lake. It's taken YEARS to reduce the pollution in Lake Erie ... this is no time to let her undo all that work.

[KamaAina]

20. Can you see her from your house?

:shrug:

[MiniMe]

21. Quick, get out the plastic sheeting and duct tape. Hope you have a 3 day

supply of food and water with you. ;-)