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Help_I_Live_In_Idaho Donating Member (432 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 02:55 PM
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What do you do whan you drop an anvil on your foot
Say -- Oh Fiddle Sticks, Geez a 400 word essay on the word shit.
Chill - Oh I'm so sorry "chill" is so offensive.
Its offensive because you choose to be offended? Why not laugh it off?
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 02:56 PM
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1. First, I Ask Myself Why The Fuck Am I Carrying An Anvil.
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 03:38 PM
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5. if you drop it, you're no longer carrying it.
You might have asked yourself that BEFORE you dropped it.
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 02:57 PM
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2. my buddy accidentally sat one
on a bit of his genitals.

He screamed.
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msblueinredstate Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 02:59 PM
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3. Cry then
LAUGH!!:cry: :rofl:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 03:00 PM
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4. Yell OOOOOOOOWWWWW!!
Then call my local Acme representative and have an Acme Giant Slingshot™ mailed to me (shipped in a few seconds), get a large boulder and shoot it at my protagonist.
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TWiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-30-08 03:47 PM
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6. Joe the Anvil? Where is Joe?
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