How Would You Humiliate Palin

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

I's empty a septic tank pumping truck on the stage of her political speech and make sure I coat the audience too

[YDogg]

1. defeat her at the polls

[no_hypocrisy]

2. I'd settle for electing Obama and Biden by a wide margin.

[Taverner]

3. She's already doing a good enough job on her own

Why fuck with success ya know?

[Solly Mack]

4. She doesn't need anyone's help for that

[KansDem]

5. Ask her a question -- she'll humiliate herself (nt)

[Arugula Latte]

6. I have an overwhelming urge to de-poof her stupid hairdo.

[orleans]

7. take a picture of her and joe the plumber doing the flat tango!! (ewww) n/t

[FSogol]

8. Allow her to keep talking. n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

9. Ignore her

Works every time.

--p!

[BobRossi]

10. Whips and chains.

And make her eat dog food.

[Downtown Hound]

23. The idea is to punish her, sir

Not give her the time of her life.

[TWiley]

25. Videotape her Assembly of God Church Service

weave the fresh video into a political ad, and then earmark a spot for a real-life connection to the "Christian Identity Movement" Google this to see what it really means.

[devilgrrl]

11. She has no shame, nothing would work.

eom

[YOY]

12. Never elect her.

n.t.

[Sanity Claws]

13. She's shameless

I don't think you could humiliate her. She has a unique kind of hubris about her.

[Sedona]

14. I can't say on a family friendly blog

but she doesn't get a safe word

:spank:
:evilgrin:

[ThoughtCriminal]

15. Ask her a question

Something basic like - What does the Federal Reserve do?

[GOTV]

16. put her on TV n/t

[wallwriter]

17. 8th grade civics quiz. nt

[dynasaw]

18. John Maynard Keynes and Milton Friedman

Ask her about which of their philosophies she favors.

[yella_dawg]

19. I would speak to her

in grammatically correct sentences.

[NorCalDem]

20. Let her speak?

That seems to do the trick these days...

[malaise]

27. This is a friend's Palin prayer

A West Indian's Palin Prayer:

Father Lord…

X prays dat after dis election, dat he never has tuh hear dat annoying high pitched screech that emanates from Sarah Palin’s piehole. When dat woman talks, X is sure dat thousands of garage doors open and shut. Thousands of dogs get irritated. De First Dude must be tone deaf. Good grief, X wud tek de voice of ah thousand Edith Bunkers over dat Palin pitch. X wud prefer tuh scape his fingernails against ah chalkboard for de rest of his life, dan hear one more minute of dat woman’s voice… Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, X wud prefer tuh wake every morning wid Margaret Thatcher’s wrinkled butterfly wings draped across his cheeks, dan hear dat oman’s voice.

And Father, while you’re at it, please lubricate Senator McGramps ole bones so dat he doesn’t have tuh squeak around like ah ole robot. It’s really hard on de eyes.

And, one more ting. Can Joe de alleged Plumber be returned tuh his rightful place, ah place filled of clogged shitholes… Wait? Sorry God. X’s bad. Joe is already colluding wid clogged shitholes on de stump…

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

21. This is what you spend your time thinking about, eh

[Blue Belle]

22. She doesn't need any of my help...

she humiliates herself on a daily basis.

[Warpy]

24. Let her run for president in 2012

Septic tank pumpings won't be nearly as satisfying as the wealthy men who control that party hiring Rove to take care of her.

[wryter2000]

28. Yup

Pretty much what I said just after you.

[wryter2000]

26. The only way to humiliate someone like her

is to ignore her. Not much chance of the world ignoring her, unfortunately.

I do look forward to her 2012 attempt to get the R nomination, though. That should be a "thumpin'."