You know what I miss ......... ?

[Stinky The Clown]

...... Bush style closed campaign event with fawning, adoring fans swooning at his feet.

Of course, I don't *really* miss them, but that type of event seems to be quite absent this go round. Instead we have nutfucker events with Hate Monger Sarah and sad looking groups (as opposed to crowds) at McCain events.

And then we have Obama events. Incredible.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. They can't fill them anymore.

Even the hard core loyalists are reluctant to swear loyalty oaths.

that's why they had the CO rally open to the general public last week that ended up getting disrupted by protestors.

[Warpy]

2. Those Potemkin "town meetings"

with all those Christians standing around Stupid, waving their arms in the air to receive Stupid's heavenly grace, were certainly good theater and worth more than a few wry laughs.

The big guffaws came when even those deluded souls wouldn't buy his Social Security destruction scheme.