Help name Sam J. Wurzelbacher's new country band

[sixmile]

Here's a few:

Joe and the Morans
The Bedwetters
MENSA
The Talking Points
Butt sweat and Tears

I could do this all night.

[Taverner]

1. Almost Plumbers

[muntrv]

2. The Crappers. American Substandard.

[dbonds]

3. Septic Sludge

[Dennis Donovan]

4. Josie and the Pussyasses

[Generic Other]

5. Long Division

:rofl:

[Hassin Bin Sober]

6. "Truck Nuts"

[smokey nj]

7. The Ball Cocks

[TWiley]

147. Shoved in the BUNG HOLE?

[mrcheerful]

8. Cock-N-Ball Express,

[qanda]

9. The Unfixed Leak

[Cerridwen]

10. Political Tool and the Plungers n/t

[OrwellwasRight]

19. I love this one. Ding ding ding!

[Cerridwen]

48. Thanks! n/t

[Uben]

11. Cheaper Trick

nt

[OrwellwasRight]

12. The Social Insecurities

Toledo Joe and the Plants
The Butt Crackheads

[sixmile]

13. Date Rape

Male Pattern Baldness
The Ted Nugents

[Lasher]

14. Little Joe and the Hypocrites. n/t

[Tinksrival]

15. The roto rooter wannabes

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

16. Plumbers Crack Crack Plumbers. nt.

[WindRiverMan]

17. Turds N Pipes

[KamaAina]

18. The Double Talk Express

:P

[Bozita]

20. Don't you dare fuck with me 'cuz I'm famous.

[jmowreader]

21. The Ballcocks

[rucky]

127. best one yet!

[sixmile]

22. Snake the Turd

The Shills
American Enterprise Institute
The Jerry Falwells

[ColbertWatcher]

23. ***HEY!*** I'm still working on my idea, but REC THIS THREAD! k+r, n/t

[tridim]

24. 16 minutes.

[ColbertWatcher]

25. WurzelbaKKKer. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

26. The Attention Whores. n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

63. Toilet Joe and The Attention Whores. n/t

[Historic NY]

27. Joe & the assholes

[Lint Head]

28. Ben Dover and the Butt Cracks

:dem:

[crystalwolf]

29. The "Buttcracks"

[sixmile]

30. The Dingleberries

The Handy Warhols
The Plops
Chlamydia

[obiwan]

113. LMAO! My, aren't you brave!

[Number23]

206. "Chlamydia"??!

Holy SH*T!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

31. Almost Famous

They'll last approximately six days.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

32. Pre and the Varicators?

Plumbers Little Helpers
Shadrack and the Asscracks
Blow the Hummer
Joe (definitely not) The Strummer
Pipsqueak on a Pig

[sattahipdeep]

33. Flush

Oregon has paid Wurzelbacher's taxes & license!

How many times is Wurzelbacher taxes being paid for him?

KEX AM Joe the Plumber interview

http://www.1190kex.com/cc-common/mediaplayer/player.html?redir=yes&mps=markanddave.php&mid=http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/26191/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/26191/610/richmedia/Joe_Plumber-1.wma?CCOMRRMID=20863245&CPROG=RICHMEDIA&MARKET=PORTLAND-OR&NG_FORMAT=newstalk&NG_ID=kex1190am&OR_NEWSFORMAT=News/Talk&OWNER=610&SERVER_NAME=www.1190kex.com&SITE_ID=610&STATION_ID=KEX-AM&TRACK=Joe_the_Plumber_interview

[sixmile]

34. The Gannon Guckert Experience

Misinformed
America, Fuck Yeah!
The Tax Liens
Phake

[ColbertWatcher]

46. Oh, this is good! Welcome to DU! n/t

[OrwellwasRight]

51. Clever! Luv it!

[EOTE]

35. The Tiger Petters?

The Douchenozzles?

[tularetom]

36. Joe the Plumber and the Butt Cracks

[IowaGuy]

37. The Country Dicks

[Raine]

38. Joe nosepicker and the snots.

:puke:

[Oddly Stevenson]

39. Country Joe and the Flush

[cybildisobedience]

148. Country Joe and the Frauds!

[mcg]

198. Country Joe and the Ish

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ish

Slang term often used to replace "shit."

[dixiegrrrrl]

40. If I may??

Alter one of your names to

Butt Sweat and Fears

[Oddly Stevenson]

43. The Sewer Snakes

[Blue Diadem]

41. Sammy and the Crappers, Joey and the Rooters n/t

[RainDog]

42. the Scabs

[ogneopasno]

49. Nuts, you beat me.

:)

[Buns_of_Fire]

204. "Nuts, You Beat Me" has possibilities...

Keep in mind, though, that I'm from the generation that spawned "The Strawberry Alarm Clock" and "The Electric Prunes" as band names, so perhaps my judgement may be somewhat suspect.:-)

[FSogol]

44. Joe and the Sewer Scum or Joe the Plunger n/t

[ogneopasno]

45. The Yellow-Bellied Scabs.

Because that's what he is.

[IDemo]

47. Tool

[NoPasaran]

50. Joe And The Handle Jigglers

[malaise]

52. Sewage Stinkies

:D

[sixmile]

53. Selfish Sam and the Starfuckers

Milton Friedman's Corpse
The Neocons

[FrenchieCat]

54. The Skinheads!

[OrwellwasRight]

55. Septic Sam and the Flying Ws

I've Got Your Wurzelbach Right Here

Sammy Joe and the Lonely Pipes

Drano and the Grease Clogs

[hay rick]

56. Bubba and the Buttwipes

[droidamus2]

57. Flush Fartwell and the Turdsuckers

Doesn't make any sense but it just came to my mind.

[Fuzz]

58. Tax, lies and Toilet Snakes

[Hubert Flottz]

59. Hack Jr. and the Honeydippers

The Rid-X Review

Ragtime Joey and the KKKotex Sarah-Naders

The Fabolus Flappervalves

King Doo-Doo and the Royal Flush

[sixmile]

60. Phraud

Sonic Diarrhea
Beer Farts

[Uncle Joe]

61. Why are you trying to help McCain by dividing the electorate along regional lines?

Do you think there might be people out there that like Country Music intending on voting for Obama?

I wouldn't throw the Republicans any bones this close to an election.

Edit for P.S. Welcome to D.U.:hi:

[sixmile]

65. I'm calling out a fraudulent ignoramus

whose 15 minutes of "fame" should have been up long ago. I truly get ill every time I hear his name mentioned in the media and I'm trying to have some fun. Shills are shills. And he's a shill. Why am I explaining this to you?
P.S. Thanks for the welcome and in case you missed it:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7656535&mesg_id=7656535

[Uncle Joe]

69. You're associating him with Country Music,

if you want to call him out, have at it but to subliminally antagonize millions of voters just before an election when Obama is trying to reach out to those same people doesn't seem to be in Obama's best interest to me.

I would love to see Obama win by a landslide but I don't believe alienating millions of people by insulting their culture is the best way to go about it.

Peace to you.

[sixmile]

71. He's associated himself with country music

Just as he's associated himself with liars, tax cheats, plumbers (unlicensed), neocons, dominionists, Faux news, etc.
Read the news. I am commenting on the news in a humorous way.
Plus I don't like country music (except Johny Cash and the Dixie Chicks).

[Uncle Joe]

79. He can associate him self with whatever he wants, but why would you want to

magnify his importance by granting his wish with a subliminal broad brush which incorporates millions if not tens of millions of voters that have nothing to do with him. I believe he was Republican leaning all along, the minute he walked out that door to confront Obama, he was intent on voting for McCain and that's why McCain brought his name up repeatedly during the debate because he fit with the long established corporate media frame of this election being about "Joe six-pack".

The corporate media have already magnified Samuel the unlicensed plumber's assistant stature way beyond his significance to the point of making him a McCain talking point. This at the expense of the critical issues of the day in attempt to distract the people, from what this election should be all about.

Whether you like Country Music or not isn't the issue.

[sixmile]

84. Why don't you just come up with a name for his "band"

like everyone else on this thread and have a laugh?
A satirical thread on DU is not going to affect the election or alienate anyone.

[Uncle Joe]

86. Because the election isn't over yet

and I believe too much time has already been wasted on this moron.

So I will make this my last post regarding the subject.

Peace.

[LiberalHeart]

77. His new agent -- The Press Office -- represents country artists.

[Uncle Joe]

80. They may have an American Flag in their office as well, but I wouldn't wrap him in it. n/t

[LiberalHeart]

83. Um, what? I was responding to why the OP refers to country music.

[Uncle Joe]

85. I was as well.

From a political standpoint.

[LiberalHeart]

90. Ok, but I don't get what you meant.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

133. Are you suggesting country music fans are stupid?

Aren't you worried about blowing this election?

[honkydonkey]

202. bump

[wildbilln864]

62. the shit for brains review. nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

64. Sam the Scam and the T-Bowls

:D

[hay rick]

66. Baloney and the Slappers

[Stellabella]

67. The Dumbshits

[hay rick]

68. Didn't Quite Make It and the Pantloads

[TahitiNut]

70. Sewer Gas and the Buttcracks

Farts on tour.

[BurtWorm]

72. Sam and the Scabs

[Swamp Rat]

73. Joe The Slug

[Dem2theMax]

117. Swamp Rat...You kill me. LMAO!

I HATE bugs. Especially slimy ones. But this is hysterical.


:yourock:

[Swamp Rat]

120. hee hee!

:evilgrin:

The McFrankenstein campaign is coming apart at the seams.



:hi:

[Dem2theMax]

122. LOL!

Swampy, I think you should do a book of your work. I know I'd buy it!

I just love your imagination. And that wicked sense of humor! :evilgrin:

:hi:

[Poiuyt]

140. We all know what YOU love

:hi:

[Dem2theMax]

191. LMAO!

Hello Poiuyt! Long time no see. :hi:

You had me going there for a moment. I didn't see your name at first. All I saw was "We all know what YOU love."
I'm thinking "uh oh, what have I done?" LOL! You got me good. :rofl:

And by the way, I only love it because you got me hooked.

(Pssssst....Bourne 3 - did you like it?)

[Poiuyt]

193. Yes!

I thought Bourne 3 was one of the best action movies in a long time. Damon is starting to mature into his rolls a bit.

[Dem2theMax]

194. Oooooh, P admits it. "Damon is starting to mature into his rolls a bit."

He is the perfect Bourne! I knew you'd eventually come around. ;)

(Of course, I'm biased. I'm madly in love with Matt.) :)

[youthere]

74. Their top hit could be "Looking for a Clue"

[youthere]

75. Has anyone used "The Needledicked Fuckwits"?

[johnfunk]

76. The Ozark Mountain Tapeworms

[johnfunk]

78. The Ozark Mountain Tapeworms

[Baldameer]

82. Joe Blow and the Schmuckatellis.

Their first album could be titled.
"DEEP SHiTT!"


playlist could include.

"Did I Fart or did I Shart."
"I can see Russia from Sarah's Toilet"
"Help me make it through this Shit"
"I'm plumb tired and tuckered out"
"Fuck Plumbing, I'm a Rawk Star Baby!"

[Hubert Flottz]

81. Sam & Dave(Vitter)

The Floaters

Skidd Markkks and the Electronic Bidets

The Fabolus Thundermugs

The Larry Craig Review

[devilgrrl]

87. The Unlicensed Fakers

eom

[Postman]

88. Jt Plumber & the Dittohead Commode Boys

and their smash hit "Thank God I'm A Country Dumbfuck"

[salguine]

89. 10,000 Flushes

[gmoney]

91. Country First

Country Fist?

[ThatsMyBarack]

92. Plumber Joe and the Bathroom Bunch!

:D

[slampoet]

93. "I'm not the Commish"

[beac]

94. No matter WHAT name he chooses, his band should definitely have

lovely BACKUP singers. Right?

With that in mind, I propose "Joe-but-really-Sam and the Gone-but-not-forgotten Poop Revival"

[rebel with a cause]

95. Band of Liars.

A false face in the crowd

The split tongue

Samuel Joe and the plunks.

[enuegii]

96. Frankenstein Turd Burglars from Planet 14/88...n/t

[Blue For You]

97. I think I may have found Joe the Plumber's guitar...

:rofl:

[Sebastian Doyle]

135. He stole that from Ronnie Wood!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQVWOVgsVQM

[Bobbie Jo]

98. Lo Info Joe and the Poster Kids

[Generic Brad]

99. The Dixie Pricks

[leftofthedial]

100. Fatheaded Fuckwad and the Frauds

[Initech]

101. The Fakers

[illuminaughty]

102. Ready?

Jhoest C*unters. That's after his appearance with her today.

[Aristus]

103. The Leaky Flush Valves.

B-)

[Initech]

104. The Dumb Fuckwit Kneeslappers Country Jamberoo!!!!

[Initech]

105. Samuel Scammer And The Shit For Brains Band

[Initech]

106. The Shitty Gritty Plunger Band

[mikeytherat]

129. The Shitty, Gritty, Dirtbag

mikey_the_rat

[illuminaughty]

107. McSmellica

[Jed Dilligan]

108. Joe the Plumber's Snake and the Original Took-a-Shit Band.

Joe Toolbelt and the Barenekked Cracks

The Most Hideous Talentless Assholes Ever To Defile The Name Of Music

[Initech]

109. Apologies To Mr. Show for this one: Fartin' Rudy And The Second Wind Band

[Initech]

110. The Portable Jons

[obiwan]

111. I nominate the name "Asshat Acres".

[obiwan]

115. Country band? I thought it said Country Club.

That's what happens when you get old.

In that case:

1. Reverse Osmosis. They play country songs backwards. They get the dog back, the wife comes back, they start drinking again, etc. etc.

2. Nasty Nasal and the Nosepickers. Their big hit song: "I'll Get You Yet, You Booger".

3. Joe The Plumber and his Friction-Free Budget Orchestra.

[Oeditpus Rex]

112. Feedom Riders

One-Eyed Sewer Snake

Insani-Flush

The Oak Seat Boys



Their first hit will be, "We Don't Swim in Your Toilet... Oh, Yeah, We Do, so Go Right Ahead and Pee in Our Pool."

[ravenna_windream]

114. Anyone mention "Down the Toilet"?

Or "The McCain Drain" lolz :)

[Bluebear]

116. The Toledo Turdseekers

[Systematic Chaos]

118. The Backstreet Computor Anylists

n/t

[norepubsin08]

119. Asscrack, Lemming and Whackjob

[Swamp Rat]

121. k&r

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

123. The McWurzels Country Freak Fest

[King Coal]

124. Righty Tighty and The Pipe Dopes.

[progressivejazz]

125. Sam the Sham and the Failures.

[JuniperLea]

166. Doh! I was close to yours...

I said: Sam the Sham and the Plungers!

:rofl:

[rucky]

126. Craptastic!

[Initech]

128. The Morans Of Invention

[guitar man]

130. "The Buttcrack Troubadors"

:rofl:

[Ezlivin]

131. The Flush Puppies

N/T

[foxfeet]

132. Out in Right Septic Field

[auburngrad82]

134. Plumbing the Depths

Featuring their big hits "I'm Sarah's Boy Toy" and "Congratulations, Joe. You're Rich!"

[Greyskye]

136. Joe and the Plumber's Helpers

[Spirochete]

137. The Dixie Chickenhawks

[KamaAina]

138. Drinkin' Drano

:beer:

[Chiyo-chichi]

139. THE DRIPS!!!11!!

[ChickMagic]

141. DENSA n/t

[sixmile]

174. I like it

[Jack from Charlotte]

142. The Bag of Hair (nfm)

*

[frogmarch]

143. The Phlegmatics nt

[Jeanette in FL]

144. Straight Talk Express

I hope this wasn't already posted. Just getting back after two weeks on the road.

[SoCalDem]

145. Oh, the Moranity

[TWiley]

146. The Fucksticks with Lipstick

[jpak]

149. Country Joe and the Cock Knockers

:evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

150. Hate Caulk Express.

[TWiley]

151. Hilarious ..... KICK AND RECOMMEND

[NoGOPZone]

152. The Not Ready for Prime Time Plumbers

[Rockholm]

153. Fifteen Minutes

[Norrin Radd]

154. Let Them Eat Urinal Cake

[mzmolly]

155. "Sam and The Dreamers"

Someday ... they'll all own a business that nets more than 250K, and when they do, to hell with taxes!

[amb123]

156. Shit-Face and the Fake Patriots

:hi:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

157. The Crap Clogs? nt

[martymar64]

158. The Skinheads

[fascisthunter]

159. the Plungers

[n2doc]

160. The Clueless Joes

[d_b]

161. Sammy & The Shitpipers.

[whatchamacallit]

162. Right Wing Radiohead

[WritersBlock]

163. The Keating Five. n/t

[jmondine]

164. I might be a redneck

[JuniperLea]

165. Sam the Sham and the Plungers

Don't you be dissing MENSA!

[sixmile]

180. It was meant as playful irony

A MENSA member should know that!

[JuniperLea]

183. I am a member... and I got it... I forgot the...

:rofl:

Sorry:) I've seen a lot of Rachel Maddow bashing here today... and I'm a little hypersensitive about her intelligence being questioned... not to mention how intelligence is somehow out of fashion these days... time for me to take a chill:)

:hi:

[sixmile]

187. No need to apologize

Someday soon being smart and inquisitive, recognizing nuance and complexity, questioning dogma and superstition, and true reason and intelligence will again be heralded and celebrated.

[JuniperLea]

189. From your keyboard to God's eyes!

I hope you are right. When I see people like McCain and Palin feeding the dumbing down of America, I get worried that we really will become an Idiocracy.

[jmondine]

167. The Keating 5

[jmondine]

168. The Keating 5

[L. Coyote]

169. Joe and the White House Plumbers

[cherokeeprogressive]

170. Sons of the Sewer

[Contrary1]

171. Drano Joe and the Hair Clogs n/t

[JBoy]

172. Douchebag Ballet

[jazzjunkysue]

173. Joe Schmoe and the Drips

[Occulus]

175. Sam and the Shitpipes n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

176. Here is a list of the title songs: We did this yesterday for Joe:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7657878&mesg_id=7657878

[hvn_nbr_2]

177. The Failin' Whack Jobs, You Betcha. nt

[dembotoz]

178. yesterdays news

[sixmile]

179. The No-shows

The South Shall Rise Again!
Operation Hasselback
Newt Gingrich Singers
Voodoo Economics

[pointblank]

181. GOP BITCH

[Initech]

182. Third Drano

[meow2u3]

184. Sam the Scam and the Cracked Pipes

:rofl:

edit: subject line

[Waiting For Everyman]

185. Orville Wurzelbacher's GOPcorn

[BigAnth]

186. Crapadelic

[Gold Metal Flake]

188. Scab Brokedick and the Lying Fucks

[hatrack]

190. Wurzelbach, Fake & Lamer

Pink 'Roid

The Fartridge Family

Joe Wurzelbacher & the Pee Street Band

[theDash]

192. I dont have one of my own

but I like the one mentioned way up "The Floaters"

And their number one hit would be:

The South Will Rise Again (Cause Shit Floats)

No offense to Southerners, which I am one of :)

[WCGreen]

195. Hank Williams Jock Itch....

[mcg]

196. another web page re naming Joe's country band...

http://brainsandeggs.blogspot.com/2008/10/name-joe-plumbers-c-band.html

[alfredo]

197. Painful Rectal Itch.

[mcg]

199. Joe and the Worst Backers

[mcg]

200. Stinky Joe and the Toilets

[mcg]

201. An aside - funny video: Shimajiro and the Toilets - Public Toilets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKy05t2SYaI

[myrna minx]

203. Compound W.

[asteroid2003QQ47]

205. Shit Lickin' Joe and The *Real* Americans

[B Calm]

207. Country Joe and the Wasilla Ho's

[Faux pas]

208. Faux Plumber Joe and the Tax Evaders.

[JCMach1]

209. The Plants

[TWiley]

210. Trottin Joe and the Hershey Squirts

[Nydari]

211. "Crack" n/t

[Darkhawk32]

212. Go with something more geographical... Dumbfuckistan!!! n/t