BREAKING: GOP caught in terrible landslide. Rescue workers on the scene.

[kayakjohnny]

Party also said to be suffering from severe depression and flesh-eating (your own) bacteria. Authorities speculate that the so-called 'Straight Talk Express' went straight when it should have turn more to the left, then rolled over a cliff. "Now they're clinging to their 'base' on a ledge", one said. Many members of the group were reportedly thrown under the bus right before the incident.

Experts say the group wasn't aware of the rough terrain and made a series of missteps that led to the tragedy. Their resources were said to be running low and their messages were coming through faintly. They may have been harassing another motorist just before the crash. Workers on the scene say it looks like a "train wreck" and that there were likely few survivors. Crumpled wreckage was seen strewn over a half mile radius.

A last message scrawled in the snow appeared to have read, "Socia....." Authorities were not sure if the group was driving to a church social. The driver, a senior citizen from Arizona was at the wheel when the incident happened. His partner, who could have prevented the crash, was doubling as a stewardess for the passengers. "We believe she was a rogue when it came to performing her duties as co-pilot", officials on the scene said. "And, in fact she may have made this much worse".

Funeral services for the GOP are tentatively scheduled for the morning of November 5th, 2008, in Washington, DC and various locations throughout the country.

[rgbecker]

1. LOL. Clearly on wrong track!

[LisaLynne]

2. LOL!

:toast:

[bertman]

14. I hope somebody called a Waaaaaaambulance.

Excellent satire, rg.

[A-Long-Little-Doggie]

3. hysterical, thanks! n/t

[MadMaddie]

4. Ha..ha.. that' great!

[global1]

5. I Hear They're Going To Scrub The Rescue And Go Straight To A Recovery Operation....nt

[kayakjohnny]

6. Hee.

[malaise]

7. Wicked funny

Please post an address so I can send a wreath made of 'bush'.

Fall down funny :rofl:

[Danascot]

8. Investigators were surprised to determine

that all the wheels had come off some miles back.

[StarryNite]

9. Great job!

May they rest in pieces.

[TripleKatPad]

10. No worries

I'm sure W and McSame will have FEMA on the job ASAP.

[live love laugh]

11. "Socia....." ???!!!!!?????????? BWahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

12. Tragic. Utterly tragic.

How do these things happen?

God must have forsaken the victims.

We should pray for their souls, if any souls survived the abomination that was Reagan's inauguration.

[barbtries]

13. i like it.

RI -- no! they should not rest in peace - too much justice waiting far too long.

[live love laugh]

15. kicked for kicks. nt

[kayakjohnny]

16. You've got probably the best user name ever. And thanks for the kick

a whole day later.