Freepers cracking up, last hope: $1,000 bounty to prove Ayres ghost-wrote "Dreams From My Father"

[Poll_Blind]

  Right now the greatest minds of Freepdom are, fetal position, thumb in mouth- taking up a collection to pay someone....anyone to certify that William Ayres ghostwrote "Dreams From My Father"!

  Oh, this is sweet! They cannot take the reality of how they and their party have absolutely failed to bring in the votes of anyone but the dim-witted or racist. The fiscally-responsible will have nothing to do with them. They are eschewed by nearly all but the mentally-unstable.

  And, as the last few days of this historic Presidential campaign pass by, let it be recalled that these self-described warriors not only could not muster the mental fortitude to recognize their failings but spent this precious time, well...God, you gotta see this for yourself:

Print out this affidavit and/or help find an expert who will make history and be the first (admitted by the courts)to state that Obama's alleged memoir, "Dreams From My Father" was ghostwritten by William Ayers. So far we have $900.00 (and growing) in commitments to pay for his/her analysis.

I SMELL THEIR FEAR!

AND IT SMELLS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING BACON!

PB

[DS1]

1. The best part is that a LOT of people are tuned into to catch the first seconds of the World Series

It's a conspiracy!

[KG]

2. 900 bucks! boy, that's commitment!

[Horse with no Name]

3. $1000 bucks?

:rofl:
I guess buying lobbyists doesn't leave much left.:shrug:

[gratuitous]

4. Uh huh; let's see the money first

I don't believe for a second the Freepers can get their hands on a thousand bucks. And $900 "in commitments" doesn't sound like they have anywhere near that amount. But they're awfully cute when they're panicked, aren't they?

[Canuckistanian]

5. If there was a SHRED of evidence for this, there'd already be a 527

These guys are fucking amateurs.

[Poll_Blind]

6. They are desperate, beyond desperate- not even the Germans have a word for this!

Weltschmerz doesn't even come close to what even tomorrow is going to bring for them!

And if I may- BWA-HA-HA!

GIVE ME MY COUNTRY BACK!

PB

[ACTION BASTARD]

7. I can't wait to hear what the ratings for this are going to be!

Their heads are gonna shrink, explode, scream...

[Canuckistanian]

9. Weltschmerz is hardly the word

More like Hoffnungslosigkeit (sheer desperation and hopelessness).
http://www.dict.cc/deutsch-englisch/Hoffnungslosigkeit.html

Weltschmerz would imply that they KNEW anything about the world in general.

[baldguy]

8. Cheep bastards.

[surrealAmerican]

10. Here's the problem with their reasoning ...

They hear something outrageous, and want it to be true. Instead of having some healthy skepticism, they try to "prove" the outrageous "fact" by fabricating the evidence. If they cant, they figure if they pay someone else, the evidence they seek will just be there.

[Poll_Blind]

11. That's it in a nutshell. They have no immune system in the body of their ideas.

And they'll soak up any damn-fool lie, like little trusting children, and then run with it.

PB