Prepare & protect yourselves on election night and the following morning

[Ghost in the Machine]

The first thing you should do is, if possible, park your vehicles in a garage or other enclosed area. If this option is unavailable, you should use a car cover or some plastic sheeting. This will protect your vehicles from exploding freeper brain matter when Obama wins. If you or a family member must be outside, I would suggest wearing a plastic poncho, or rain suit, to protect your clothing from the exploding brain matter. A face shield would be advisable, too.

Also, remember to be very careful & observant when approaching overpasses and/or tall buildings as freepers will be jumping off of them everywhere. They will be a danger to motorists *and* pedestrians.


Peace,

Ghost

[longship]

1. ROTFLMAO: Recommended and Kicked

:evilgrin:


:kick:

[Ghost in the Machine]

12. Thank you!

:hi:

[Jed Dilligan]

2. Also

Because freepers have up to 96% body fat, beware of slick and greasy roadways and walkways after their fat heads explode.

[Ghost in the Machine]

13. Very good point!

:hi:

[lazyriver]

3. This is a common fallacy. There is no need to panic and don ponchos.

Sure freeper heads will be exploding, but all that stuff about brain matter...not so much. It will be more like a dry empty popping sound like when you burst a paper bag.

I will be careful driving around bridges and tall buildings though. It would be a shame to get my car dented.

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. If their heads are completely empty, all that hot air will accelerate global warming

.. so, they're a danger any way it goes!

:hi:

[Kaleko]

41. Good thinking. See demo below.

Thus the prudent thing to do in the ensuing inferno would be to carry fire extinguishers in your purse.

[SpookyCat]

33. "It will be more like a dry empty popping sound like when you burst a paper bag. "

Oh, thank you lazyriver! That made me giggle like a crazy person! Oh crap, that's funny! :rofl:

[Fumesucker]

4. Kind of like going to a Gallagher show..

Freepamatic..

I'm sorta' hopin' it's like the rapture and I can get a nice car out of the deal..

Our current one runs OK but it has beaucoup miles on it.

[Ghost in the Machine]

16. Exactly!

:hi:

[az chela]

5. Since freepers have no brains this will not be a problem

the problem will be all thier tears could cause flooding

[Blue Gardener]

9. Pea Brains

Watch out for pea projectiles!

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. See post # 14...

:hi:

[surrealAmerican]

34. Agreed. The brains won't be a problem, but beware ...

the thick, heavy skulls.

[Missy Vixen]

6. Believe it or not, my husband will be on business in a large urban city

He has already been instructed to stay in the hotel, stay off the street, etcetera.

Maybe I need to adjust my tinfoil hat a bit, but I'll be sticking close to home that day and night with at least one friend visiting.

Julie

[Jed Dilligan]

18. That's scary--who did the instructing?

Are they predicting inner-city unrest following the election they plan on stealing?

[Cat in the Hat]

27. Training for inner-city unrest...

interesting how the pieces come together....(hold on as I adjust my tin-foil head gear :tinfoilhat: ). 2-3 years ago I was visiting acquaintances in south-east England...an area the Brits call "in back of beyond", ie - boonies. They have a guest house and told me there main business was coming from police units attending civil-unrest/urban combat training at a local yet remote/out-of-sight compound. I was under the impression that this involved police units from all over the UK and beyond.

[Missy Vixen]

29. Actually, it was me

I am worried that there will be unrest. The city he's going to is known for it. I asked him to please stay in the hotel and to be careful.

Yes, I am paranoid. :scared:
Julie

[Jed Dilligan]

35. Oh, okay. I thought you meant his employer.

Fortunately the only danger he is likely to be in is the mass merriment and potential associated intoxication and horniness at the spontaneous, fill the streets victory party that will be thrown for President Obama.

[Ghost in the Machine]

20. Good luck to him!

Thankfully, I don't have to go under any overpasses and there are no tall buildings around me (I live wayyyyy out in the sticks, 12.5 miles from town).

:hi:

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

7. Don't worry

It won't be very much brain matter.

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. Not a lot individually, but if you're living deep in freeperville like some of us...

the collective amounts can be catastrophic!

BEWARE!!

[librechik]

8. Avoid airports, and tall buildings where helicopters can rescue survivors

because of the rush to flee the country as Obama prepares to put on his turban and give orders to kill anyone not wearing one.

[Ghost in the Machine]

46. LMAO!!

:rofl: :rofl:


Hiya librechik!

I don't know how I missed your post yesterday when I was replying to everyone else.. sorry about that!

:hi:

[hedgehog]

10. Does this have anything to do with Zombies?

[Jed Dilligan]

19. More like ZOMGies.

[Ghost in the Machine]

22. Zombies... and alien lizard kings!

[JuniperLea]

11. It's a known fact that any contact with Freeper brain matter...

Causes Mad Freeper Disease...

Be afraid! Be very, very afraid!

[Ghost in the Machine]

23. LOL!

[fascisthunter]

15. wait... freepers have brains?

[Ghost in the Machine]

25. yes... they just don't *use* them.... n/t

[fascisthunter]

26. fair enough

[johnfunk]

28. Preview: Tuesday, November 4th:

Should you find yourself near someone watching FOX News...



... watch out for projectile cerebellum!

[Myrina]

30. They carry them in their asses ...

... so beware of rampant Freeper Flatulence. :rofl:

[lumberjack_jeff]

24. I saw a FR bulletin today: "Protect yourselves from crazies, avoid Starbucks at all costs".

:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

48. They feel the same way about science books, too... n/t

[JustAnotherGen]

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[Canuckistanian]

32. How do I get freeper brain matter off my clothes?

Is there a special laundry tip?

Thanks in advance.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

Freeper brain matter?

Don't worry. You might find a few barely visible specks of something resembling snot, but this can be easily removed with a damp cloth. I'd follow up with a little disinfectant, though.

[Duppers]

38. LOL! My thoughts too.

Freepers have brains???

:)

[Rocknrule]

36. I'm more concerned about freepers attempting to blow other people's brains out

Don't forget Knoxville

[Arugula Latte]

37. It will be similar to the time a dead whale washed up on the Oregon coast. To get rid of the body

they piled on way too much dynamite. Whale blubber rained down far and wide.

Here is the video: "The Infamous Exploding Whale"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y

[cliffordu]

39. Specially protect your eyes, tooth shrapnel from gnashing can

put your eyes out faster than running with scissors...

[KitchenWitch]

40. I am thinking this phenomenon will be a delayed reaction and will happen 1-20-09

I suggest taking the week off from work/school. Make sure you are well supplied for foodstuffs and other necessities. It will get ugly.

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[Richard Steele]

43. Uneducated...as opposed to your many advanced degrees, MouthFrack McArmyBullet?

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

44. If a Freeper's "freeper brain matter"

Was gasoline, it wouldn't be enough to propel a piss-ant's motorcycle around a BB.

[Locrian]

45. freeper brain matter ??

I would prepare for fecal matter. Because, y-know, full of it?!

[wroberts189]

47. mental institutions should prepare for the worst

lobotomies will be needed or the freeps may harm themselves or others.