So I don't have a Crystal Ball - and only know a touch more about the Economy than Sen. McMoney

[Mira]

But one prediction I easily made many months ago:

Question: When will gas prices be the lowest this year?
Answer: The week before the election, of course.

(though I did not stay at a Holiday Inn at the time, I did call the holder of my retirement funds in July and said get me out of all stocks foreign and domestic right now)

Feeling this omniscent, maybe I'll check ebay for a crystal ball,
take it to Washington,
offer my services to the fools who only know how to cut interest rates
to fix what they did not see coming, and borrow more from China
to throw a few ill chosen bones
to fools who don't know
that it's just another ruse.