what will you be giving the kids for halloween this year?

[dysfunctional press]

last year i gave peach ice cream. i stood at the door with a carton of breyer's and a scoop. at first i was tempted to plop the scoops into the kid's bags- but decided that it would be kinda mean- so i just gave each kid who wanted it a scoop of ice cream in their hand- they all LOVED it.

[flvegan]

1. Vicious pitbull nightmares.

The gift that keeps on giving. And with almost an even 10 of them, should be easy.

Oh, and :sarcasm: because some twit will think I'm serious.

[ogneopasno]

2. They don't come to our house.

But I always buy some Reese's PB cups, which happen to be my favorite, just in case.

[grannylib]

3. *lol* That's a new one! Here, they'd all be eating woolen fibers from their mittens.

I get very few little ghosties and goblins - we're pretty rural. I used to buy candy I hated, just so I wouldn't eat it all before Hallowe'en, but then I was always stuck with it!! So now I just have to practice self-control. I'm doing fun-size Hersheys with almonds and Reeses. I'll get two or three knocks at the door, if that...and then I get to eat the rest! :evilgrin:

[laststeamtrain]

4. I think I'll carve 'B's on their faces.

It's either that or chocolate Ex-lax.

[musette_sf]

5. Chick Tracts, of course!!

oh, yeah, and the Al Franken p0rno comic book.

[Fumesucker]

6. A micro UZI of course.. n/t

[AlCzervik]

7. expired pharmaceuticals.

[jmowreader]

8. Candies without nuts

I went to Target to get this big bag of assorted candy, and I mentioned to another customer (a woman in the Army) that I was going to only buy candy without nuts in it for Halloween.

I told her it was because of all the nut allergies you see these days, and I'd feel real bad about giving a kid something that'd get thrown away because he couldn't eat it, and worse if someone got sick or died because of Halloween candy I gave 'em. Next thing you know she's run around and told ALL the other shoppers...if you want a LOT of peanut M&Ms and fun-size Mr. Goodbars, I know a Target that can square you away.

[ColbertWatcher]

9. I saw this on fark ...

... http://hallowindow.com/


I won't be doing it, just handing out candy from Costco.

[AlCzervik]

13. that's awesome! Did you see the old time creepy halloween pics there today?

[ColbertWatcher]

19. Seen what where now!? n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

21. Wait, wait, wait, I think I know which ones...Halloween in the time of cholera? n/t

[dysfunctional press]

17. my buddy has a projector tv- that would be PERFECT for him...

nt

[ColbertWatcher]

20. They are very cool! n/t

[TahitiNut]

10. MMmmmmm..... yummy!

[TlalocW]

11. Whatever they ask me to twist out of balloons

I'm working a church function Halloween night. :)

I just hope it's a Halloween celebration and not one of those damn Fall Festival or Neewollah things. Screw the war on Xmas! What about the War on Halloween?

TlalocW

[Forkboy]

12. When they say "trick or treat" I pull a rabbit out of a hat and shut the door.

[Lex]

14. expired cans of soup

[BrotherBuzz]

15. Persimmons and golf balls

I have a healthy home insurance policy, but I need a paint job and thermal-pane windows.

[Incitatus]

16. little paper bags with snakes inside

[Atania of Sargeras]

18. In 2004...

I miniaturized a Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker using photoshop, about a 100 of them, and slipped them into the bags when the kids weren't looking.

I plan on doing the same for Obama-Biden, this year :evilgrin:

My neighborhood is about 80% repug

[Throckmorton]

22. Wheat Cents in 2X2's

and a candy bar.

[norepubsin08]

23. Obama buttons

[Quantess]

24. Give McCain buttons instead.

If you're going to disappoint the kids, McCain's name should be associated with the disappointment.

[norepubsin08]

25. Good idea

but I was going to tell the trick or treaters that McCain hates children and since giving out candy at the door to any kid who comes to it, is a redistribution of wealth, McCain wants to outlaw it!