I'm on a Conference Call with John Boehner!

[rucky]

He's taking questions.

What should I ask him?

[jimshoes]

1. How many fifths does he pound down in a day

[rucky]

2. apparently it's common knowledge around here.

hilarious

[OnyxCollie]

3. How long does his spray-on tan last? Does it run when he cries? nt

[malaise]

24. Does he really cry or is there an onion

in his pocket?

[rucky]

4. Is Palin Qualified?: He sez Palin is smart.

and has a cabinet to advise her, if she was in that situation.

[ProfessorGAC]

23. Umm. No She's Not

All one has to do is listen. She's dumber than Bush, and that's saying something.
The Professor

[RoccoR5955]

5. Ask him how he got the name "Boner." n/t

[Snarkoleptic]

6. Ask him if he's stopped beating his wife.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Ask him what I should have for dinner. I *think* he's qualified to answer that. But not much else.

[wryter2000]

8. Ewww

Ask him why he cries all the time.

[Donnachaidh]

16. longtime drunks have problems controlling emotions. n/t

[rucky]

9. One caller blaming all Democrats for the economic crisis.

Boehner is trashing Dodd & Frank re: Fannie & Freddie

[kanrok]

10. How do you pronounce Boehner?

I say "Boner"

So says Stephanie Miller..."When two vowels go walking, the first one does the talking!"

[TroglodyteScholar]

13. Don't you know that an "o" + an "e" gives a long "a" sound?

You know...like "Ray" v Wade and Edgar Allen "Pay"

Hm, maybe that rule only applies when the expected pronunciation is a terribly embarrassing genital reference.

[johnfunk]

18. Amy Poehler. John Boehner. Noeh question.

[nickinSTL]

19. honestly, the real reason for that pronunciation is...

that English-speakers can't pronounce the original German.

[rucky]

26. If you soe so.

[Snotcicles]

11. Will he be handing out checks soon.nt

[rucky]

12. Caller dave really wants to go nuclear

Boehner's blaming dems for energy dependency.

[babylonsister]

14. Will his proposed economic stimulus package be better than McSame's?

Is he trying to distract from the candidate's lame package?

http://www.cqpolitics.com/wmspage.cfm?docID=news-000002979601

[ColbertWatcher]

15. Ask him if he regrets being an ass ...

... now that his party will be in minority for the rest of his political career?

[Parche]

17. Ask Him How Many Kleenex's He Uses Per Day Crying

:rofl: :hi:

[johnfunk]

20. Ask himwhich was the bigger underlying cause...

... of the credit crisis: Fannie and Freddie, or credit default swaps?

[boobooday]

21. Ask him about this quote:

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his greed."

[Jazzgirl]

22. Ask him....

what's up with his toupee?

[stillcool]

25. what does he have against Americans voting?

[rucky]

27. Call's over. You guys are hilarious.

And I didn't even get to ask him if dipsomania is covered under his proposed healthcare plan.

[DeeDeeNY]

28. Ask him to talk about the Tuskegee airmen

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/03/29/boehner-tuskegee/

[rucky]

29. Give the Boehner a break. He can't even pronounce his own name correctly.

[librechik]

30. Is that toupee real or acrylic?

just asking...

[RainDog]

31. my guess was krylon

[rucky]

34. Is there such thing as a "real" toupee?

[sixmile]

32. Tax cuts

They haven't worked so far. What historical economic data can he show to prove they will work going forward?

[rucky]

33. Where were you an hour ago!

When I was ready to ask about his funny name, his drinking and his hair?

[DeeDeeNY]

35. Did you ever get to ask anything? NT

[Vinca]

36. Ask him how many martinis at lunch it takes to make him cry on the floor of the House. nt