Jabba The Rush Insists Non-Morans Be Purged From Republican Party

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On Rush’s web page there is an article called Good Riddance GOP Moderates. He starts out saying he wants a reach around from Pat. No… wait. He says he wants to reach around and pat himself on the back. See, he wants a small tent Republican Party, where only true conservatives, i.e., the truly nutty and the bigots, will run the show. You know, the great folks in all the videos outside of the McCain and Palin rallies. Well, for the first time in my life, I agree with him. Scary thought, that. But I take comfort in the fact that even though we want the same thing; it’s for different reasons. He is whistling past the graveyard, showing bravado to cover his fear. I, on the other hand, want his ideology to shrink to the point of simple nuisance.


So, kick them out Rushy, chase off anyone with half a brain, any decency or the ability to be rehabilitated. This will probably be our only agreement ever, so I hope your ilk will pull it off. I want the division between the parties to be unmistakable, even to the hardest case apathetic. And certainly don’t want the bigots and crazies in the Democratic Party. Keep that ever-dwindling pool of Neanderthal-Human concoctions to yourself, and let the rest of us try to fix the damage your kind has already done.




(If I use a link, someone will whine. If I don’t use a link, someone will whine. Well, non-link whiners, this is your lucky night. Link whiners; tough shit - look it up.)

I keeed, I keeed.

[Fumesucker]

1. Obama winning is the best thing that ever happened to Rush..

Now he doesn't have to defend the crazy crap the Republicans did and do.

All he has to do is attack Obama and the Democrats.

That is what Rush lives and breathes for.

[OmahaBlueDog]

29. The first clue Obama was going to win was when Premier Radio extended his contract 8 years

His ratings will be huge

[Fumesucker]

36. You're correct.. n/t

[Enrique]

2. I think his type will be the ones being purged

which imo is good for the country.

[The Wielding Truth]

12. wow to turn on the radio and hear no rush no hannity no savage

unless they become dj's

[Conveyor Belt]

3. Rush Knows

Rush knows that true conservatives cannot vote for John McCain. The man is no conservative. Rush railed against McCain throughout the primaries, then floundered a few days before deciding to give himself over to McCain.

[creeksneakers2]

4. Rush is not a true conservative either

He's just a lying hate monster.

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5. Self delete

[Terran]

6. Fine with me

GOP splits into GOP and the, what, Fasicst Christians for a Racist America? If that happens, we'll be in charge for the next 100 years.

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7. Great, someone gets it! I kind of liked this post and it's not getting the rec's

or posts I thought it would. Even if it's only for the humor value. So, thanks!

[Terran]

8. K&R'd

I suppose it's no surprise to anyone that this is Limbaugh's opinion; don't be afraid to kick it, maybe it'll get there!

I hate the fact that he's from Missouri, my adopted state. I've been to Cape to Girardeau, where his family is from, and there are good people there (I work on homeless issues with them). But his name is a stink that hangs over that fair city, IMO.

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9. Thanks! Appreciated.

[OneGrassRoot]

27. Excellent! Expose yourselves for the dumbasses you are, Limbots. :

Sweet.

K&R

[DBoon]

10. so the republican party will be Rush and a mirror?

because nobody else meets his criteria for right wing purity

[BrklynLiberal]

11. "Jabba the Rush" - bwaaahaaa

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



I wish I had the talent to put Rush Limpballs' face on this...

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15. I'm sure someone here does. Hope they take you up on that.

Instant classic.

[bridgit]

13. Pft, I got Limbaugh beat by a country mile. I say *banish* the republican party entirely...

:thumbsup:

[FatDave]

18. By "banish" do you mean march them into a volcano?

Because I could get behind that.

[librechik]

28. Give them their own country to fuck up

Nobody's using Alabama.

(sorry AL DUers!--you can crash at my place)

[sharesunited]

14. I don't even need equal time. Just give me two minutes every quarter hour to refute his crap.

If the Fairness Doctrine results in his finally being exiled (or exiling himself) to satellite radio like Howard Stern, the country will be SO much better off.

[Forkboy]

16. All 3 of them?

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17. That was funny!

[FatDave]

19. It is so good to see the republicans fracturing.

I'm not sure how it will all shake out. I hope they split into two parties but with a drawn out bitter fight for the title "republican party".

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23. It would be nice.

[kentuck]

20. Rush's side of Republicans will lose the general election but...

will remain the dominant voice in the present-day Republican Party. They will win the division within thier own Party. However, folks like Rush and Hannity will remain the voices for a weakened and damaged base of a national political Party. It will be interesting to see how they rebuild their once powerful and hateful organization back to national stature.

There is only one way for them to do that. And that is to define the Obama Administration as a failure in every respect. Because times are going to get tough and everyone knows it. But the Rush and Hannity Party would like everyone to know that it would have been much better under a McCain Administration. Unfortunately, that is what people are presently voting for - who will do a better job under the bad times that lie ahead?

[MonteLukast]

21. ... so that for once he'll actually be the smartest guy in the room. (nm)

[n2doc]

22. Now that's Change I can believe in! n/t

[rocktivity]

24. That's fine with me, Rush!

We'll take your moderates, you take our DINOs and DLC-ers, and we'll see who comes out ahead.

:headbang:
rocknation

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25. Good to see you again, Rock Nation.

Rock on!

[TWiley]

26. Didn't Hitler do the same thing?

I mean, at the end, it was not enough to be a 5th generation german of the right race, religion, and political affiliation. You were suspect if you did not agree with every jot at tittle Hitler bloviated.

Why expect anything different from Rush Dipshitbaugh

[ProfessorGAC]

30. Then He's Got It Completely Backward

Palin's selection was completely intended by the pwoers that be to marginalize the radical right. No doubt in my mind.

The "real" Republicans, the Rockefeller or Goldwater types, are tired of the nutjob right. They have served up a zealot like Palin, so her and Johnnyboy will get slaughtered.

Then the puppet masters can tell the radical right to shut up!
The Professor

[RainDog]

31. He can't kick them out, they're leaving IN DROVES of their own choosing

he's just trying to frame this as some great move on the right wing's part. In fact, they are being marginalized by members of their own party who recognize dangerous political assholes when they see them.

the irony in all this is that John McCain ruined his political reputation by kowtowing to the radical religious right in his party after trying to make a career of claiming he was his own man. Not anymore. Now he's Dobson's bitch.

This is doubly weird considering these same people in the republican party destroyed him in 2000 with their religious, racist hate speech.

Just to say that the religious right again proves it is political poison.

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32. No one's digging the humor? Hell, the only reason I wrote this was to use the reach-around joke.

Although I still like to see them turn on each other.

[greyseal5]

33. You can never go wrong with a reach-around

;)

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34. Just going to leave this comment alone.

LOL

[punkin87]

35. K&R