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| *** DUzy Awards for week ending October 24, 2008 *** |
 Welcome to the socialist, tax-and-spend DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU.Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. OP by Believing_Is_Art: I finally figured it out, and Sarah Palin is a national security genius It came to me last night. I don't know if it's my case of life-long insomnia (aka grad school) or the month-long migraine I've had from being too poor to get contacts with the right prescription, but now it all makes sense. Sarah Palin IS single-handedly protecting the United States from a Russian invasion. By decrying claims that global warming is caused by man, she is tacitly endorsing the continued use of fossil fuels. This ensures the continued existence of the Bering Strait, preventing any glacial formation that could result in a land bridge. And that bridge would lead to somewhere: the end of democracy and freedom forever! So thank you Sarah Palin, for protecting this nation from Putin and borscht. I imagine that every morning Sarah Palin goes into her gubernatorial yard and patriotically sprays dozens of cans of aerosol in an easterly direction. Such bravery and foreign policy acumen are a rare trait, and I feel that the only conscience choice this November is McCain-Palin. On a thread by marmar: Is this Michele Bachmann's "Macaca" moment? response #15 by malaise: Macacarthy :D response #18 by beac: . :rofl: The day started with "Joe" and ended with "McCarthy"..... coincidence?? :shrug: response #16 by TahitiNut: She may have jumped the lutefisk. Finally. I doubt that Minnesotans want their own Joe McCarthy ... only to be laughed at by their neighboring cheeseheads. OP by mycritters2: I've just been asked to serve on a committee with a pastor from Trinity United Church-- yes, THAT Trinity Church. Does make me officially anti-American? response #2 by wryter2000: Shhhh Don't tell Agent Mike. :evilgrin: response #6 by jobycom: Didn't you hear? Agent Mike joined Trinity! Yeah, turns out that four years of reading our posts, he converted to liberalism and is now one of Reverend Wright's disciples. He's even been to Africa a few times and wears traditional garb, which is odd, because he's white, but hey, it's a start! :rofl: response #8 by wryter2000: I'm so glad to hear that I always liked Agent Mike. I wonder what happened to the poor bastard who's assigned to Freak Republick. response #10 by jobycom: I think he quit and became a plumber. response #3 by rucky: You'll never get elected President, now. response #5 by mycritters2: Damn! There goes that dream. I'll just have to vote for Obama, I guess....wait, I already have! :) response #13 by ColbertWatcher: I think that makes everyone who responds to your threads unAmerican, oh, wait ... n/t OP by Pacifist Patriot: I am so not proud of myself tonight. This is indeed a new low for me. I stole a McCain yard sign. But there is more to the story. My neighborhood does not permit signs in yards so they have accummulated on a grassy knoll just outside the subdivision. My Obama sign has been stolen three times. Tonight I drove by and saw that not only was the Obama sign stolen, but a McCain one was put in it's place. So I pulled over just to check if once again they had simply thrown it into the woods. Nope, it was definitely gone. I couldn't help myself. I slipped the plastic McCain sign right off it's posts. It is now lining the cats' litter box. Not my proudest moment. So I donated $2.00 to the McCain campaign. WHAT?! Yes I did. But this isn't necessarily bad news. I have purchased from the Obama store but have declined to donate directly in cash. Horribly irrational and superstitious, but every time I donate money to a candidate they lose. Yep, I have never in my life ever donated to the winning side. I am convinced my money is cursed. So in one fell swoop I eased my conscience a little on the sign and doomed McCain to a resounding defeat. Oooo, I hear scratching in the other room. Me thinks McCain's name may be in the process of being shat upon. response #19 by vanderRock: So it was YOU who caused them to lose! You and your damn donations! response #38 by Pacifist Patriot: Yep. All my fault. My husband also won't let me stay in the room when the Patriots have possession. They tend to score only when I'm peeing. response #35 by Fly by night: Habanero paste slathered on my sign (and those of neighbors) has worked great. We all had signs stolen before I started grinding up those fiery hot peppers with a little olive oil and coating the outer edges of our signs with the napalm paste. After that, I did notice my sign askew once, but it was still there. I hope the Rethug who grabbed my sticky sign put his hand to his nose to see what the goo was and cauterized every nose hair and sinus cell he had. That's one neo-Nazi skinhead Rethuglican who is now bald on the inside of his skull as well as the outside. Poll question by Lil Missy: I am just shocked and amazed by what I learned tonight. Now I can't sleep! Very important poll. Have you ever met anyone WRONG on a message board, or the Internet? I did. :cry: I really must learn to get out more often. x( :bluebox: Yes, I have. :bluebox: Not only yes, but it keeps me awake nights, or posting too late. :bluebox: No, never. Only the most informed and brightest people post on the Internet. :bluebox: I breastfeed, and don't have time for such questions. :bluebox: Scratch and Sniff. :bluebox: Paper or Plastic? :bluebox: I say what the voices tell me to say. :bluebox: I am still waiting for proof that philboy is a lesbian. :bluebox: I am Joe the plumber. And I am proud of my ass crack. :bluebox: Other: (Please explain) response #1 by Heidi: While I personally have never been wrong on the internet, I've observed many others who were. It's a sad spectacle, for sure. response #5 by MissMillie: all I ever meet are WRONG people :shrug: response #6 by KG: There Is A DUer That Is Never Wrong. you are just ignorant, and he feels for ya. :eyes: response #7 by rug: I cannot answer correctly until I speak with Rabrrrrr. response #11 by Rabrrrrrr: I'm not entirely sure what that means... but I do think you might be wrong. :P The Lounge, October 17, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8170084 On a thread by arcadian: Obama is the antichrist is code for Obama is a n*gger. response #1 by soothsayer: Eh, I dunno. They call Clinton and the Pope the antichrist all the time. Besides, is this country ready for a black antichrist? response #3 by Rage for Order: Wasn't Saddam the antichrist too? I think bin laden was the antichrist for a while as well. response #8 by John Q. Citizen: Didn't they kill the antichrist's number two guy in Iraq? response #14 by Rage for Order: Indeed they did A number of times now. So many times that I've lost count response #32 by cherokeeprogressive: No it isn't. It's code for "I'm a fucking dufus". response #35 by EOO: Nagger? On a thread by Teh_Rabble_Rouser: Sex toy removed over melamine contamination "Sex shops have been forced to remove a novelty chocolate spread from their shelves over fears that it may contain a toxic chemical. Thousands of cans of the spread, bought by couples to spice up their love lives, have been removed from outlets of the Ann Summers chain after tests showed they contain melamine. Levels were 100 times above the limits imposed by the European commission..." response #1 by bluestateguy: Well that's a real kick in the ass response #4 by TomInTib: I can think of worse ways to go. I guess I will stick to Ghirardelli's sprinkled with crushed cayenne. response #5 by Billy Burnett: AKA: Melamine Glide. :dunce: response #7 by KansDem: I've always preferred fillets of anchovy... :9 On a thread by Roon: Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex "Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after 'receiving sexual favors from a vacuum' at a car wash..." response #2 by struggle4progress: Uh, I heard the vacuum was not fully dressed and was acting provocatively response #3 by DuStrange: Oh sure, blame the victim. That just sucks! response #4 by edbermac: Pitching or catching? :shrug: response #8 by billyoc: This is ALWAYS the guy they call right before me in court. every. fucking. time. :banghead: response #9 by EOO: I hope they at least gave him some free air freshener! response #11 by krispos42: I guess the Swedish Enlarger Pump just didn't have the power. Or perhaps the volumetric capacity. Or maybe he just wanted the ribbing. :evilgrin: Okay, I'm going to stop now before I have to alert on myself. response #15 by gbrooks: Well it beats the coin return slot in a Coke machine. response #20 by SalmonChantedEvening: Hoser. response #23 by Orrex: When sex with car wash vacuums is outlawed, only outlaws will have car wash vacuum sex And what kind of a world is that? response #24 by DuStrange: A world with some pretty clean and satisfied outlaws, I'm guessing. response #25 by Orrex: Apparently, only Nature abhors a vacuum This guy, on the other hand... response #28 by elshiva: I'm glad they caught him, but he couldn't have put up much of a chase. OP by BklynChick: why do all the crazy Republican women smile so big when they are lying and slinging mud Sarah Palin Nancy Pfottenhauer Cindy McCain Michelle Bachman add to the list... response #2 by Lastlaughin08: It's their unique way of faking an orgasm. response #6 by TomInTib: I don't think they're faking it. I think it's the only way they can have one. nt response #27 by foxfeet: Botox, Vicodin and Haldol. In no particular order. nt Poll question by Gilligan: It's The Saturday Evening Post (she said with a smirk) What Should Obama Do Between Now and Election Day? :bluebox: Battleground State Rockband Contests! :bluebox: Chili Cook-off at My House! :bluebox: Whatever you do, don't learn to windsurf :bluebox: Look into annexing Alaska :bluebox: Fix the Economy & Repair Wall Street, Just to Show Off :bluebox: What this poll needs is MORE COWBELL! :bluebox: Take this down time to become a real rockstar :bluebox: Gilligan... Why do you hate Amerika? Where is your lapel pin anyway??? :bluebox: Other :bluebox: Other - other - I mean if that other other is not the one you want, this is it. GDP, October 18, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7509283 OP title by babylonsister: I think Nancy Puffenfeffer is worried... response #1 by antifaschits: pfeffinpfepfer ipf a real pfiece of pfork. response #9 by TexasObserver: Poofarten is my name for her. GDP, October 18, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7509906 OP by Husb2Sparkly: I am holding DU hostage. If you want it to run faster for you ...... .... send me money. Lots of Money. I have a PayClown account. Send your money there and I will release your IP address for full access. I'm Series. No, I have not been drinking. Yes, this is a spoof. response #5 by LiberalHeart: I already sent your money to Nigeria and DU is STILL running slow. response #6 by lob1: I'm kinda broke. Will you take a gift certificate to Bed, Bath & Beyond? response #8 by dixiegrrrrl: So sorry - I just sent all my money to LADY GLORIA FADUCCI She had sent the most pitiful e-mail, and she is dying, after all. But, as soon as she gets my good faith money, she will release the 23 million pounds to me for forward to her. THEN I can help with the ransom thing. Hang on, DU...any day now you will be freed to run at normal speed. response #16 by norepubsin08: I have some WaMu stock I can give instead! response #17 by Husb2Sparkly: I'll take it. I'm sure it will, like all other stocks the country is buying, go up in value. Right? Its gunna go up in value, right? Huh? Tell me its gunna go up. response #21 by dgibby: Check under your pillow. I think the bailout fairy visited you last night. response #18 by SalmonChantedEvening: I have a 1977 Diego Segui baseball card I can send ya It's about as worthless as cash!! :D OP by 20score: “Oh Yeah! .. Sez You!” New Talking Point From The Right After unsuccessfully trying to paint Obama as too inexperienced, too elitist, a Muslim, a terrorist, an Arab, a celebrity and not one of us, the McCain/Palin campaign unveiled a new slogan, “Oh Yeah!… Sez You!” The think tank, The Ann Coulter Foundation, consisting of members of the McCain campaign, the KKK and The Flat Earth Society came up with the slogan after months of trial and error and poll testing of Republicans. “We’re very exited about this,” said Laura Ingraham. “It gives us something to hang our hats on, and it’s something our followers can understand.” “My congregation loves it!” said preacher Billy Joe Bob outside of his mega-church in Atlanta. “Well, after I told them it’s a good thing… I told them, that’s what Jesus would have said.” “I already say this all the time when I’m arguing with a lefty at work,” said Joe the Mechanic, who works for the defense contractor, General Dynamics. “It’s like they read my mind… or something.” McCain spokeswoman, Wendy Riemann hopes that the timing will be right to counteract Colin Powell’s endorsement of Barack Obama. “We think it’s perfect,” Wendy beamed. “See, when someone points out all the endorsements from Republicans, like Colin Powell, all a person has to say is, ‘Oh yeah, sez you,’ I mean, what can you say to that?” response #1 by notalemming: They fell out of love with "neener neener"? :rofl: response #13 by Sparkly: Have they retired "I know you are but what am I?" Or "I am rubber you are glue?" OP by DuStrange: zOMG! Coldplay is the musical guest on SNL next week. Do you have any idea how excited I am? Not because I like Coldplay. It's just nice that I actually know who the SNL musical guest is! On a thread by IDemo: North Korea set to make 'major announcement' response #2 by Richardo: Oh shit they're going to endorse Obama! :scared: response #4 by Phredicles: Naw, they'll go for the other side, with Kim Jong Il saying: "I know crazy; I admire crazy; and John and Sarah have crazy down stone motherfucking cold." On a thread by alcuno: Doesn't that mean that Lieberman endorsed McCain because of race? response #1 by jpgray: Is "belligerent codger" considered a race? Poll question by Gilligan: Bring Back the Three Original Post Limit a Day... PLEASE Some people here are posting every 20 or 30 minutes... They are reposting topics which are already being covered multiple times and driving some good posts off the page. I really would like to see the 3 post limit a day come back as we approach election day. What's your reason for the way you voted? :shrug: :bluebox: Yes, Bring it back. Three original posts a day is plenty. :bluebox: Hell no! I need to post way more than three OP's a day! :bluebox: Make it 4 OP's a day and I'm in. :bluebox: I often scream and run around naked in my front yard just to feel the freedom after a visit to GDP :bluebox: I'm agnostic so don't ask me. :bluebox: What this poll needs is MORE COWBELL! :bluebox: GDP Needs more posts about Axel Rose so I say no! :bluebox: GDP Needs to make less sense - It is far too logical and unemotional :bluebox: Other :bluebox: Other - other - I mean if that other other is not the one you want, this is it. GDP, October 19, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7522794 On a thread by sabra: Palin was always first choice says Cindy McCain "Speaking following an afternoon rally at Gettysburg College, Mrs. McCain said Palin 'was always at the top of the list.' 'When we first met her months ago, it clicked for both of us at the same time,' said Mrs. McCain, who also visited Mechanicsburg, City Island and York during her swing through the area. As time went by, and the list of possible running mates continued to be reviewed, 'We kept coming back to her,' Mrs. McCain said. 'She was definitely at the top...'" response #2 by Aristus: This just in: Apollo 13 explosion a well-planned NASA experiment. A test of space rescue procedures that NASA had been planning for years and brought off with astounding success... response #5 by mckara: That "Click" Turned Out to Be a Missing Cog in Sarah's Brain response #10 by KewlKat: WTF's wrong with these Mavericks.......always blinking, clicking, winking....click/blink/wink, blink, blink, click, wink, blink.........Geebus........someone oil these bastards so they stop their effing clicking, blinking and winking......or is it winking, blinking.........and nod? ENOUGH ALREADY! OP by mentalsolstice: **BREAKING NEWS** Biden medical records reveal.... that he has not been pregnant in the past 6 months, despite rumors that he has been, and according to his medical records, he is, otherwise, healthy. Discuss, as you may... OP by Gore1FL: Obama should appoint Bush as Ambassador to the Netherlands Now THAT would be funny! On a thread by seemslikeadream: Sarah Palin won't release her medical records because? Palin's Medical Records II response #3 by jgraz: Brain scan came back negative? On a thread by sabra: Obama: Powell Will Be An Adviser response #1 by IanDB1: Let's just hope Powell doesn't mistake Obama's campaign bus for a mobile weapons lab. n/t On a thread by proud2Blib: McCain draws 15 (yes FIFTEEN) supporters in Columbia, MO today response #1 by Curtland1015: OMG! ...why so many? :rofl: response #84 by Heather MC: I bet they all came in the same Mini Van :rofl: response #89 by KansDem: Yeah, the "Straight Talk mini-Express" (nt) response #9 by Jackpine Radical: Wow, talk about careless language! "A crowd of about 15 people assembled outside the airport's fence to see him descend from the plane." A crowd? Maybe a "handful." If you're generous, a "group." response #54 by proud2Blib: More like a cult response #62 by Jackpine Radical: That works. Like a gaggle of geese. A cult of Republicans. response #12 by Azimov: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wow he's going to need a stadium to accommodate such a crowd!!! :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: response #50 by Generic Brad: I think an XXXL stadium jacket would suffice. n/t response #24 by GoesTo11: That's actually a lot of people to have at your dinner table. We'd have to put in both extensions just to accommodate them all. response #25 by NRaleighLiberal: "crowd" of 15? That's not a crowd...it's a random gathering of passersby! response #39 by XemaSab: I've seen more people stopped for a good busker :P response #46 by proud2Blib: In MO, more people than that stop for road kill :rofl: response #92 by Orsino: If we could get McCain a guitar... ...and an economic policy that rhymes with "Kum ba yah," he could turn this into a horse race. response #30 by Schulzz: I'd bet 10 of the 15 just saw this strange angry man leaving the airport and were curious. nt response #36 by Captiosus: I stood in a line of 20 people at Best Buy customer service counter today. So that means "Random Best Buy Associate who does Returns/Exchanges" > John McCain. Just some perspective. response #51 by dmesg: "Well, it's got some rat in it..." "How much rat?" "Three. Rather a lot, really..." response #59 by IDemo: I'm sure someone just Photoshopped the other 99,985 people out of the picture n/t response #75 by Old Crusoe: And right on cue, the local police gave out an estimate of '6.' On a thread by Alhena: It looks like McCain is expecting to lose BOTH Colorado and Virginia ... response #6 by Old Crusoe: McCain is stepping into the batter's box with a grocery bag on his head and on the mound is Barack Obama, with the liveliest fast ball ever thrown in the majors. Poll question by new_beawr: So now, in addition to Joe the Plumber, we have Ed the Dairyman As Governor Sarah "Winky" Palin introduced yesterday...in Roswell of course.... Anyway, I think there's a trend here and we should perhaps help our desperate fellow Americans on the Dark Side by suggesting some more iconic male characters they can trot out for our entertainment over the next two weeks. Please feel free to suggest others....... :bluebox: Walt the Fish Whisperer :bluebox: Bob the Community Theatre Mainstay :bluebox: Florenz the Tunesmith :bluebox: Steve the Phrenologist :bluebox: Tom the Elegant Saboteur :bluebox: Fritz the Cosmetologist :bluebox: Alan the Driving Range Golf Ball Retriever :bluebox: Fred the Javelin Catcher :bluebox: Dave the Tire Recapper :bluebox: Other Guy the Other Thing response #4 by DS1: Clyde the Jizzmopper response #7 by lost-in-nj: What about Roxy the prostitute with a heart or Mary the gardener or Willamina the CEO how about some female props.... :shrug: response #10 by kentauros: Otto, the Repo Man :P The Lounge, October 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8176648 OP by hisownpetard: Someone, give McCain a box of crayons so he can draw a crowd. OP by bigtree: Palin Calls For the Separation of Northern and Southern Virginia *satire* REAL, America -- Echoing her past affinity for the secessionist Alaska Independence Party, Sarah Palin today called for the separation of "real Virginia" from Northern Virginia and the establishment of an independent republican state in the south which she's opportunistically named 'Republica." Palin called for repatriation of lands held by the Alexandria and Arlington “to the state and people of Republica,” as well as, among other issues, the right to open the N. Virginia zoo and release all the supposedly endangered animals into the wild for aerial hunting. Palin told reporters that she was inspired to call for the birth of Republica by the comments this week of McCain senior adviser Nancy Pfotenhauer who suggested that "real Virginia" is the "part of the state that is more Southern in nature, if you will," and that "Northern Virginia is really metro D.C.." "Democrats have just come in from the District of Columbia and moved into Northern Virginia and that's really what you see there," Pfotenhauer told MSNBC. "But the rest of the state, real Virginia, if you will, I think will be very responsive to Senator McCain's message." "We believe that the best of America is not all in Northern Virginia," Palin told reporters. "We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, with all of the hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation," she said. "This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans," said Palin. "Those folks who we'll expect to be running our robo-calls about Obama and his terrorist pals; teaching their kids to fear black preachers; packaging Obama waffles; and assaulting the communist press and stealing Obama signs for us. Those who are protecting us in Obama-bin-Lyin t-shirts. Those who are protecting me from having to answer reporters' questions." Like her campaign's moniker, 'Country First,' Palin said her slogan for the new state would be 'Republicans First,' reflecting her party and her campaign's most important priority. Her trail boss, John McCain was asked by a voter in his audience whether he approved of Palin's recommendations and, if they went through with the succession and he lost, what he would do with his property and campaign headquarters which are, in fact, in N. Virginia. "I've lived here for at least 10 years and before that about every third duty I was in either Arlington or Alexandria, up in communist country," he said. "The fires of Hell (where I expect to run into bin-Laden) are glaciers compared to my hate for Northern Virginia," he said. McCain said he was already mobilizing an army of regular Joes who would take and hold the territory if he failed to get elected, promising his new recruits a piece of the pie Obama's been raving about in his stump speeches. "Senator Obama is more interested in controlling who gets your piece of the pie than he is in growing the pie," said McCain, who drew cheers when he proclaimed he was relying on Joe the plumber and Rose the teacher and Phil the bricklayer and Wendy the waitress . . ." "I mean, I don't dwell on it," he replied. "But, look, I've had a wonderful life . . . I don't want people to feel sorry for John McCain, and John McCain will be concentrating on not feeling sorry for himself." OP by FSogol: I would never suggest that the way to keep your Obama sign from being stolen is to tape thumbtacks and fish hooks into the plastic along the edges by the wire frame. :popcorn: Casa de FSogol's count: 3 signs destroyed, 1 sign stolen OP by DeepBlueDem: ***BREAKING***Sarah Palin will go on tour with Vanilla Ice after the election Sarah Palin has agreed to go on tour with Vanilla Ice after the election season according to an official source. More acts may soon follow such as Los Del Rio, Right Said Fred, Wang Chung, and Milli Vanilli. Stay tuned for details :sarcasm: :rofl: :rofl: response #1 by Mz Pip: Will she do a dance routine? That's about all Vanilla Ice is good for. A few bumps and grinds. Sounds about right for Sarah. Maybe she can bring her flute. response #3 by Sebastian Doyle: So what's she calling herself? "Wasilla Ice"?? response #4 by DrToast: Word to your mother. Is she going to change "ice ice baby" to "ice, baby, ice"? OP by lilymidnite: Election Night Food Preliminary menu for election night: Chicago-style pizza (nudge nudge) Baked Alaska Home brew (no Cindy-whatsername beer) response #3 by helderheid: Low carb, high champagne. response #12 by mscuedawg: Party snack foods .. we're going for the New Years Eve theme... complete with party hats and banging pots and pans ...man, the guy two houses down w/the McCain sign will LOVE THAT!!!!!! : ) :party: response #17 by renie408: Tums and Weed. Seriously. n/t response #22 by Genevieve: Marlboros and coffee. nt response #30 by AtomTan: Fingernails and whiskey. On a thread by Gilligan: I need some help here people - My daughter's principal is nuts Okay... My little girl will be 8 next month, she is in the third grade... yesterday she came home from school with an assignment from the principal... It's due tomorrow... She has to make a poster that shows 50... FIFTY different ways to say NO TO DRUGS. This is an assignment given to several kids in each classroom. This so sucks. I can think of maybe 3 ways to say no to drugs... I will be in poster HELL later today and I need you guys to feed me some lines here... response #2 by NightWatcher: 1. No thanks, we grow our own at home response #4 by rcrush: I use reverse pyschology and say YES! n/t response #13 by cherokeeprogressive: "This ragweed is the best you can do? No thanks, I'd rather smoke oregano." response #14 by rucky: "I don't want any... 1) ludes 2) crack 3) toot 4) blow 5) ganga 6) smack 7) hillbilly heroin 8) maui wowee etc, etc... The principal will crap his pants. response #27 by Donald Ian Rankin: Make a new plan, Stan? response #31 by Cheap_Trick: Just say "Thanks, but no thanks" to drugs. you betcha response #38 by davsand: "My mommy says LEGALIZE it." should provoke some discussion--right? Isn't THAT the real reason for this kind of assignment? :shrug: response #69 by Sequoia: Or a little song along the lines of..."50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" Just drop off the weed, Reed and set yourself free. Just thow out the Meth, Beth.... Just flush down the cocaine, Wayne... Just chuck out the booze, Dudes... response #90 by Canuckistanian: A picture of Limbaugh and 50 of his most idiotic quotes. Title it "This is your government spokesman on drugs". I'm sure you won't have any problems finding the quotes. On a thread by Redstone: What the hell is it with the "body wash" nonsense? At the drugstore today, I saw about two dozen plastic bottles of something called "body wash." Huh? I thought people washed their bodies with SOAP, at 59 cents per bar, not with "body wash" at three to six bucks per 12-ounce bottle... response #13 by jobycom: And have you heard how loud music is now? Why it's not even music anymore! And get those kids off your lawn! response #28 by Tom Kitten: Body Wash is such old news! OK I get it a lot of us stink like an old piece of carrion but body wash will not help us, nor anyone else in our position (which lately has us been stuck on the toilet reading old copies of Sunset magazine)...The fact of the matter is almost all of us have two to fourteen feet long masses of fecal matter stuck to our insides that can only be dealt with by watching half hour long infomercials aired between 4-5 pm on your local TV station and ordering their product with alarm but without question. That's all you really need to know. response #45 by JVS: Have you seen the websites for those products? You'd think... the people had eaten bike innertubes! response #37 by DarkTirade: And why do people settle for shampoo... when they could use real poo instead? :shrug: response #73 by cboy4: I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it! HA! font color="FF0000"]Complete with Dana Carvey pic. response #87 by ZombyWoof: Body wash... The new Olive Garden? :o On a thread by defendandprotect: Scientists Erase Specific Memories in Mice "It sounds like science fiction, by scientists say it might one day be possible to erase undesirable memories from the brain, selectively and safely. Using a complex genetic approach, U.S. and Chinese researchers believe they have done just that in mice, but the feat is far from being tested on humans. Study co-author Joe Z. Tsien, co-director of the Brain & Behavior Discovery Institute at the Medical College of Georgia, Augusta, says the 'work reveals a molecular mechanism of how can be done quickly and without doing damage to brain cells...'" response #1 by sofa king: Awesome! Goodbye years 2001-2009... and that one girlfriend. response #3 by SmokingJacket: Hello, unintended consequences!! nt response #14 by amdezurik: yep, best way to create more republicans recalling facts gets in their way. response #8 by rug: But they can still read Proust. response #15 by zbdent: so, they've moved up the evolutionary scale, and are done testing on Bush fanatics? On a thread by kskiska: They bought baby clothes for Trig's TV appearance "... Other purchases included a $92 romper and matching hat with ears for Palin's baby, Trig, at Pacifier, a baby store in Minneapolis. Wing Witthuhn, who owns the store with her husband, said a young staffer with an RNC credit card purchased the clothes during the Republican National Convention in St. Paul. Trig wore the romper the night Palin addressed the convention..." response #2 by Vinca: They ought to change the kid's name to Prop. nt On a thread by onehandle: Va. pharmacy follows faith, no birth control sales "A new drug store at a Virginia strip mall is putting its faith in an unconventional business plan: No candy. No sodas. And no birth control. Divine Mercy Care Pharmacy is among at least seven pharmacies across the nation that are refusing as a matter of faith to sell contraceptives of any kind, even if a person has a prescription..." response #7 by KnaveRupe: I am opening a Christian Science drugstore. We will refuse, as a matter of conscience, to sell any drugs whatsoever. Really keeps the cost of inventory down. On a thread by tishaLA: They Spent $150,000 on Palin's Wardrobe, Hair, and Makeup? response #3 by gatorboy: Palin's against earmarks? Apparently she is an earmark. On a thread by mscuedawg: Mika: "I'm not defending her....BUT...." (on Palin's wardrobe) response #4 by OmmmSweetOmmm: I just thought of her father. In this case, the acorn dropped miles away from the tree! response #8 by EstimatedProphet: In this case, the acorn was eaten by a bird and crapped out on another continent On a thread by Joanne98: RNC spends twice as much on makeup for McCain than Palin.» "Politico reports today that the Republican National Committee spent $4,716.49 on hair and makeup for Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) in September — in addition to the more than $150,000 the RNC has spent on clothing and accessories for Palin. AMERICAblog points out the amount is just half of what the RNC spends on makeup for Sen. John McCain: The RNC shelled out $8,672.55 for McCain’s makeup in September, employing celebrity makeup artist Tifanie White..." response #1 by JaneQPublic: $8,672.55 and he still looks like a walking corpse (nt) response #19 by bushmeister0: Hey, reanimation ain't cheap. response #2 by Jokerman: That's a lot of money for lipstick on a pig. n/t response #4 by maxsolomon: she can do her own. so there's a labor savings there. response #5 by Schulzz: He has to look nice for the 15 supporters, who are always waiting for him at the airports. nt response #13 by KingFlorez: Looks like he's really the trollop that puts on too much makeup response #14 by cryingshame: they get a specialist from some upscale funeral home... those guys can make anyone look good GDP, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7559545 OP by JamesA1102: What's the real difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull? A $150,000 Shopping Spree!!! response #4 by Rosco T.: One is a snarling, uncontrollable, viscious and dangerous creature... the other is a breed of dog that is somewhat misunderstood. On a thread by MsKandice01: 10 Most Disappointing Treats for Halloween... http://food.yahoo.com/blog/edlevineeats/13401/the-10-most-disappointing-treats-for-trick-or-treaters response #2 by rug: Gum response #3 by DS1: I wouldn't feed Candy Corn to terrorists response #9 by Rabrrrrrr: I hand out cans of potatoes and creamed corn - where do they fit on the scale? response #19 by ocelot: You leave the creamed corn in the can? I just open the can and dump the stuff right in their bags. response #25 by Rabrrrrrr: I leave it in the can, but the cans are open. That's why I give them away - they're so old they've blown their tops. I'm not gonna be givin' out fresh stuff! response #22 by KamaAina: Bad House A) Trick-or-treaters are not after cans. Hallowe'en is all about instant gratification, thereby making it perhaps the most American of holidays. B) Creamed corn is an abomination in the eyes of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. When you die and go to Hell, you will be suspended upside down in a vat of the stuff for all eternity. :evilgrin: response #10 by PfcHammer: Laxatives, throat lozenges, cough drops, basically any expired meds in the cabinet. Also, I like to gather the stuff that winds up under the fridge and wrap it up and pass it off as candy. In the dark you can't tell :rofl: response #14 by HEyHEY: A copy of John McCain's platform response #16 by GloriaSmith: religious comic strip telling the child that Halloween celebrates satan Seriously. To that guy down the street: If you don't like the holiday, then don't answer the damn door. Telling kids they're celebrating the devil just because they dress up and ask you for candy once a year makes you an asshole. The Lounge, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8182179 OP by HughMoran: Phew! Please pass the "Troll-be-Gone" :rofl: We had a mini-invasion! response #1 by BlooInBloo: I'm sure they'll be saying their surge worked, too. On a thread by LiberalHeart: Joe the Plumber's going to NY to appear with Britney Spears & Mariah Carey. response #6 by Donnachaidh: oh goodie -- put Joe in the middle and make a STUPID sandwich! Mariah *I'm STILL eighteen with a girlish figure-- YES I AM* Carey, Joe the unlicensed tax cheat McCain plant, and Britney *I'd do ANYTHING for attention* Spears. I can pass on this mess in the making - very easily pass. response #8 by TahitiNut: "Three Butt Cracks On Broadway!" :rofl: response #14 by KrazyKat: Will Joe the Plumber, um, be laying any pipe? Sorry. :evilgrin: response #16 by Hydra: He would if he knew how! :evilgrin: response #18 by Starbucks Anarchist: Worst. Porno. Ever. On a thread by Mark E. Smith: McCain 'amazed' by Palin treatment "John McCain called out fellow Republicans who have questioned running mate Sarah Palin's credentials Tuesday. 'What's their problem?' McCain asked during an interview with radio host Don Imus. 'She is a governor, the most popular governor in America,' McCain said. 'I think she is the most qualified of any that has run recently for vice president.' 'I'm amazed. I'm amazed. Which is better? Serve 35 years in the Senate and say you've got to divide Iraq into three different countries, or be governor of a state and a reformer and give people their tax dollars back and bring about reform in the way that your state does business? Which is better?'" response #1 by Heidi: Good for us. He's listening to the voices again. (nt) response #6 by plaintiff: I'm pretty sure he'd be "amazed" by a wad of silly putty. :silly: response #28 by foxfeet: McCain is still amazed by fire. response #36 by bobd0: McCain is still mesmerized every time the toaster pops up. response #33 by Solly Mack: Yes, but then McCain's amazed by belly button lint OP excerpt by Are_grits_groceries: They've done it. The McCain campaign has gone and pissed off Miss Virginia! "When McCain senior adviser Nancy Pfotenhauer divided Virginia into the DC suburbs and 'real Virginia,' Kristi Lauren Glakas felt extremely disappointed. Glakas, a recent three-time Miss Virginia title holder and whip-smart University of Virginia scholarship honor student, said the comments were divisive... 'Virginia is the birthplace of America. To say that part of Virginia is not part of the real America is just offensive.' Saying she was doing her level best to push back against the stereotypes set by other former pageant contestants Miss Teen South Carolina and Miss Alaska entrant Sarah Palin (formerly Sarah Heath), she pointed out that Palin's hiding from the press was a giant turnoff and gave beauty queens a bad name. Even I've been interviewed by Chris Matthews...'" Don't piss off Southern beauty queens. They will bitch slap your head off so politely that it will be rolling down the road before you know it's gone. She tweetied Palin!! response #4 by Cerridwen: Oh, heavens. Beauty Queens against palin. What HAS this country come to? :rofl: response #8 by madokie: her senses :rofl: response #9 by Cerridwen: Touche. Oh wait... that's French. LOL response #17 by onenote: wahoo-wah!! Uni-V-Virgini-A. Hoo ra ray. Hoo ra ray. Ray ray. U-V-A! ... Sorry, alumni pride. OP by madamesilverspurs: Truth-based humor... Just heard this one from a customer: "If Obama and Biden walked across the Potomac, FOX News would report that they don't know how to swim." response #2 by nomorenomore08: And if Obama turned water into wine, they'd accuse him of promoting underage drinking! :P response #3 by lob1: If Obama could part the Red Sea, they'd call him a divider, not a uniter. OP by WCGreen: A funny, but long EMail I got today.... This all happens when friends start to retire. they sit around all day and EMail me stuff... On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and Bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: ¡Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it..' So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you.. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. OP by bklyncowgirl: Top ten signs that you are a progressive who is obsessed with this election. 1. You wake up in the morning and fire up the PC to check the latest polls even before you make coffee. 2. You have your precinct captain on speed dial. You suspect that she is starting to block your calls. 3. Your significant other has banned the following programs from the living room TV: Hardball, Countdown, Rachel Maddow, the Daily Show. You sneak your nightly politics fix in the bedroom. This has had an effect on the more intimate aspects of your relationship. You have been heard to say "Not now Honey, I have to watch this. "Rachel's about to rip Pat Buchanan's lungs out!" 4. You have become intimately familiar with the voting habits and demographics of southwest Pennsylvannia even though you live in California. 5. You arrange your Sundays around the morning talk shows. "Oh good, there's no one worth watching on "Meet the Press" we can go to Arnie's wedding after all. 6. You are considering naming your unborn child Barack even though you're Italian. You've already named your new kitten "Joe". 7. Your yard sign is chained to a tree. Your significant other had to talk you down from putting an old bear trap you bought at a yard sale in front of it. You are considering spending your next paycheck on a video monitor to catch any thieves that would dare touch your sign. 8. You discount every rise for Obama in the polls and go into a state of immediate and total angst at the slightest hint of a drop. You are a Democrat. You are not accustomed to winning. You are sure those leads are an illusion. 9. You spend so much time online trying to keep ahead of what's going on with this election that you are beginning to develop karpal tunnel syndrome and you had to spend a couple hundred bucks on new glasses. 10. Despite the good news in the polls you absolutely refuse to buy a bottle of champagne to celebrate what looks like a coming victory. You are positive that the ten buck bottle you bought in 2004 cost Kerry Ohio. You will not make that mistake again but you are planning to take the day after election day off because one way or the other you are sure you will have the mother of all hangovers! response #1 by CatBO: #1, not even close... I wake up in the morning, roll over, grab my iPhone and check all the latest polls on my newsreader there. response #17 by beat tk: I got a faster computer hoping that it would help me understand phrigndumass's posts. response #37 by Patiod: What are we going to read when posting slows to normal? I'm going to have to go back to...reading books. Yikes. response #34 by pirhana: Going to add - You gained 5 pounds from not being able to get your butt away from the computer. damn - I was still working on getting rid of those Kerry pounds :( On a thread by Roberto1223: McCain surrogate says it is outrage for Obama to use 767 jet to "visit grandma" response #3 by Dr. Death: They're just mad that humans came down out of the trees and started using fire. McCain remembers what it was like before that, by golly, and he'll take us back to the good ol' days! On a thread by Nambe: Wardrobe Mysteries Linger (store owner says it did not happen) NYT "... Consider also the $4,902.45 charge at Atelier New York, a high-end men’s store, presumably for Ms. Palin’s husband, Todd, the famous First Dude. Karlo Steel, an owner there, said he had gone through the store’s receipts for September, twice, and found no sales that matched that amount, nor any combination of sales that added up to the total. Because the store carries aggressively directional men’s wear, he caters to a small clientèle and knows most of his customers by name, as well as the history of their purchases. When The Caucus called Mr. Steel back to ask him to also check August sales just in case, Mr. Steel said he found one purchase that came close to the amount in the campaign finance reports but said that he knew who that customer was and it certainly was not Mr. Palin. Neither was it Jeff Larson, the Republican consultant who showed up in campaign finance records as the one who footed the initial bill before being reimbursed by the R.N.C...." response #17 by gratuitous: I think the American people deserve to know Was the First Dude buying clothes from terrorists? Or anti-American haberdashers? Are his shorts unreal? We deserve answers to these burning questions, and we need them now so that the American people can make an informed choice. What is the First Dude covering up? Are his aggressively directional clothes pointed in the right direction? And how can the American people evaluate any unsupported claim of properly directional supporters if we don't have every last scrap of information? Are they hiding something? God damn but the jokes just write themselves, don't they? There are going to be a lot of comedians experiencing mixed feelings on November 5. response #4 by ribofunk: "Aggressively Directional Men’s Wear"? What the hell is that? :wtf: response #7 by mycritters2: I wondered that, too. What the hell does that mean? Is there gently directional men's wear? response #10 by Javaman: kevlar underwear with a GPS. nt response #15 by dixiegrrrrl: Magnetized codpieces? response #8 by muriel_volestrangler: Which side do you dress, Mr. Palin??? response #19 by jmowreader: Aggressively directional men's wear? Hmm... I found the Atelier New York website and looked at the clothes they offer. It's all this Milan Catwalk stuff...if you don't wear eyeliner on a daily basis you won't want these clothes. I think the "aggressively directional" line means "we know the three customers who would buy this item." response #20 by GoddessOfGuinness: Maybe it was for Sarah's jock straps OP by LeftyMom: Some poor housewife is de-gaying her kitchen, and it's all my fault. I went to this lady's house to pick up a freecycle item. It wasn't on the porch, as I'd told it would be, so I rang the bell. She came to the door, apologized for forgetting to put it out, and had me follow her through her kitchen to the garage to get it. I was carrying it out when she offered me a pro-Prop 8 yard sign. I had noticed on the way in that they had a pile of them on the front porch, and that all of their neighbors had them- I'm guessing they got a stack from their church with instructions to give them all out. Anyhow, I just said "no thank you" and was about to leave when a rather naughty impulse struck me. I blushed prettily and said with a sly smile, "I don't think my wife would like that." And then I told her I hoped she had a nice day anyhow, and I left. OP by Wetzelbill: I can conclusively prove that Obama is not a Muslim terrorist... Because if he was one, he would have already endorsed McCain. :) On a thread by nomad1776: Study: 3 Cups of Coffee a Day May Shrink Women's Breasts "According to the Swedish researchers, three cups a day was enough to start making breasts shrink, with the effects increasing for every cup drunk. They said there was a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts, as about half of women possessed a gene shown to link breast size to coffee intake..." response #1 by Orsino: But cutting out coffee completely makes them blurry. n/t response #2 by Richardo: Won't 3 cups of coffee result in ruined blouses and scalding? :shrug: response #3 by Peake: We're going to have to start a revolution for the sake of women's breasts. Let's go down to the Boston harbor and throw all the coffee into the water. The Boston Teat Party, of course. response #6 by MissMillie: can't prove it by me :shrug: response #8 by mcctatas: Thank God I'm a coffee drinker then... I shudder to think what kind of a side show freak I would look like if I hadn't been shrinking them all these years :scared: response #10 by redqueen: Ah whatever. Nobody sees 'em anyway. :P OP by Bornaginhooligan: Could somebody explain what mental illness Todd suffers from? Did the APA recently identify a mental illness known as Desperatecollegerepublicanlosingelectionandblameablackguyaphrenia and nobody told me about it? Is it an offshoot of Obamaisterroristmuslinlawnsignosis? Or Compulsive Tire-slashing Disorder? Restless Hockeymom Syndrome? response #9 by JVS: Fulla Schitz's disease response #10 by krispos42: Palin-induced insanity Her voice grates on his brain like an icepick being shoved in his ear. Why do you think he races dogsleds? Days and days of silence! I'll be he goes hunting without hearing protection, just so the ringing in his ears drowns out THAT VOICE. response #59 by StopThePendulum: Palinsanity :rofl: response #14 by Ikonoklast: I vote for 'Stupidneedyattentionhodramaqueenwhitegirlfromprivelegeracistenia'. But, I'll shorten it to 'Dumbassrepublicanosis'. response #28 by KamaAina: Ashley Todd or Todd Palin? Can't tell the players without a scorecard these days... :eyes: GD, October 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4301546  OP by BurtWorm: Caption the lunatic response #3 by anigbrowl response #5 by aint_no_life_nowhere response #7 by Guy Whitey Corngood response #10 by michele77 response #20 by asdjrocky response #21 by Ichingcarpenter response #22 by crossroads GDP, October 17, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7499561 OP by ColbertWatcher: ***DUers*** Adopt the "O"hio flag as your own! response #6 by ColbertWatcher response #7 by BattyDem GD, October 17, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4258754 OP by LastLiberal in PalmSprings: The Evolution of John McCain GDP, October 17, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7499868 OP by SoCalDem: And the tongue begat response #6 by BelgianMadCow GD, October 18, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4264488 On a thread by babylonsister: I think Nancy Puffenfeffer is worried... response #2 by CreekDog response #11 by BlueDogDemocratNH GDP, October 18, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7509906 OP by Bippity Boo: a simple message for "Joe the Plumber" (nsfw) The Lounge, October 18, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8172555 OP by lame54: You Think The Obama Crowd Was Big? - Check Out This McCain Rally In AZ GD, October 19, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4268575 OP by Heidi: I found this alarming note in the hallway between GD and GDP! response #12 by SurferBoy response #20 by FloridaJudy GD, October 19, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4265926 OP by zulchzulu: I was really surprised to find out that McCain was in Bedtime for Bonzo with Ronald Reagan response #5 by Hissyspit GDP, October 19, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7513267 OP by CreekDog: I figured out why DU was hiccuping earlier GDP, October 19, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7514120 OP by swampg8r: Obama advised on dealing with John McCain response #9 by myrna minx response #14 by dkofos response #15 by swampg8r response #16 by dkofos response #18 by swampg8r response #19 by dkofos response #20 by swampg8r GDP, October 19, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7517429 OP by BlueJazz: Offical Photographs of the Fox News Team on November 5th 2008 response #6 by SurferBoy response #7 by Goat or Panic GDP, October 19, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7519627 On a thread by Ichingcarpenter: Palin will do an interview with Brian Williams this week response #13 by burythehatchet GDP, October 19, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7517025 OP by zulchzulu: The state of the McCain/Palin campaign from my perspective (images) GDP, October 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7531777 OP by TheCoxwain: Freepers .. DO NOT LOOK HERE response #2 by underpants response #4 by Bicoastal response #8 by melody GDP, October 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7532565 OP by Parche: PI response #1 by Pirate looks at 50 response #2 by undeterred response #3 by billyskank The Lounge, October 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8177356 OP by bluedawg12: A New Breed of Voters and they matter GDP, October 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7527694 OP by zulchzulu: McCain campaign releases new item for sale on website response #19 by rucky response #28 by zulchzulu response #23 by baldguy response #38 by Cass GDP, October 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7534622 OP by Heather MC: WOW Dancing with the stars has gone Political GDP, October 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7539690 OP by David Zephyr: After November 4th, Here's The Real "Joe the Plumber" response #1 by Snotcicles response #2 by DB1 GD, October 21, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4283444 OP by Lisa0825: Photoshop skilz? response #12 by MagickMuffin response #13 by zulchzulu response #14 by LunaSea response #17 by tulsakatz response #18 by dbmk GDP, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7553629 OP by npincus: If Joe the Plumber had Palin's wardrobe budget... responses #1 by Occam Bandage GDP, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7557903 OP by Hippo_Tron: For all of you naysayers, I found a picture of McCain during the Cuban Missile Crisis response #2 by krispos42 GDP, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7558118 OP by DS1: Oh my! Look what I found on Amazon.com GD, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4288057 and The Lounge, October 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8183938 OP by Husb2Sparkly: AHCK me dini jahd ....... Kim Jong Ill GD, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4290621 On a thread by Joanne98: RNC spends twice as much on makeup for McCain than Palin.» response #6 by mtnsnake response #8 by Lucky 13 response #10 by volstork GDP, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7559545 OP by Taverner: Doesn't this Freeper just Exude Joie de vivre? response #20 by JVS response #27 by KamaAina response #29 by Starbucks Anarchist response #37 by krispos42 The Lounge, October 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8181946 On a thread by OwnedByFerrets: This explains a lot.....the right wing brain is different than ours... response #2 by jeff30997 Politics/Campaigns, October 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=108x134217 On a thread by KansDem: Nice photo of our next President (guaranteed to make you smile!) response #1 by Clio the Leo response #3 by RobertSeattle response #2 by Sydnie response #6 by RobertSeattle response #8 by Submariner GDP, October 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7573290 On a thread by jmowreader: I never thought I'd type these words... response #11 by LunaSea GD, October 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4296015 OP by RoadRage: The ATTACK: GDP, October 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7581244 On a thread by sabra: (Pittsburgh) Police say charges will be filed (McCain Camp volunteer confesses to making up story) response #186 by dbackjon LBN, October 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3562718 OP by johnfunk: RNC launches new credit card program for Young Republicans: response #1 by KamaAina response #4 by DJ13 response #8 by dkofos response #11 by plaintiff GD, October 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4301974 On a thread by Bornaginhooligan: Could somebody explain what mental illness Todd suffers from? response #33 by Swamp Rat GD, October 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4301546 |
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Fri Oct-24-08 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
| 5. Praise to the FSM! It's a triple play! |
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Fri Oct-24-08 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
| 6. My last two DUzys have both involved the word "teat". |
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Fri Oct-24-08 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
| 7. A big blue hug and a wish for a great weekend, JeffR. |
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Fri Oct-24-08 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
| 8. Kick |
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Fri Oct-24-08 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
| 9. k&r -- because you rock, JeffR. |
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Fri Oct-24-08 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
| 10. I love DUzy Day! |
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Fri Oct-24-08 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
| 11. This thread is MOOT! |
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Fri Oct-24-08 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
| 12. JeffR, you are the 18% cream in my coffee |
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Fri Oct-24-08 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
| 13. Kick for the DUzys |
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Fri Oct-24-08 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
| 14. Friday wouldn't be Friday without the DUzy Awards :) |
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Sat Oct-25-08 12:08 AM Response to Original message |
| 15. An awesome assortment this week! |
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Sat Oct-25-08 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
| 16. I'm glad somebody caught my South Park reference! |
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Sat Oct-25-08 12:27 AM Response to Original message |
| 17. Oh noze! |
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Sat Oct-25-08 02:13 AM Response to Original message |
| 18. I got 4! |
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Sat Oct-25-08 03:54 AM Response to Original message |
| 19. I didn't know these awards existed. But, cool, I got one! Have to look for this again, |
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Sat Oct-25-08 06:16 AM Response to Original message |
| 20. k&r |
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Sat Oct-25-08 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
| 21. K&R! And a thank you :) |
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Sat Oct-25-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
| 22. So, if you get a Duzy, is there a teeny trophy or anything? |
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Sat Oct-25-08 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
| 23. A 'better late than never' K&R! |
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Sat Oct-25-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
| 24. K and R |
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Sat Oct-25-08 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
| 25. My Very First DUZY! |
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Sat Oct-25-08 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
| 26. I'll be damned. |
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Sat Oct-25-08 11:39 PM Response to Original message |
| 27. Oh wow! I got a DUzy?! |
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Sun Oct-26-08 02:03 AM Response to Original message |
| 28. 4 duzys in one thread |
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Sun Oct-26-08 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
| 29. Damn! Too late to recommend. |
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Sun Oct-26-08 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
| 30. I'm so grateful and proud |
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Sun Oct-26-08 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
| 31. Do these awards take place every week? And how would I know if I ever got one before? |
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Sun Oct-26-08 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
| 32. Best set of duzy awards yet...kicking for fun n/t |
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