If she would have been smart enough to use an O she might have pulled it off

[Snotcicles]

But then again, only a republican could get an O backward.

[Ian David]

1. She was first going to try and blame Bob Barr. n/t

[ClassWarrior]

2. I thought the assailant was named Bob. Or maybe he was a Red Sox fan.

:shrug:

If she'd been knocked out, how'd she know?

NGU.

[CJCRANE]

3. I don't think it would be easy to carve a perfect circle on your face.

But then again I've never tried it.

[StClone]

4. The "B" was the problem

It was everything else. BTW if she were held down with the attacker kneeling on her wrists the attacker could write the "B" as if it were a mirror image.

[Jack from Charlotte]

5. I read the funniest comment about this deal.....

Republics are so incompetent they can’t even beat themselves up properly.

[rateyes]

6. She thought it was an O. nt

[Lerkfish]

7. seriously, though, the cops smelled a rat from the beginning.

they're pretty good at not being fooled by this crap.

[Quantess]

8. Did anyone find out what her "black eye" was about? Real, or makeup?

Was it an old injury, or just makeup?

[gollygee]

9. It reminds me of a joke about a George W. Bush fundraiser

where someone wanted M&Ms with "w" on them instead of "m", and had some made special instead of just flipping them over.

[RainDog]

10. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

that is GREAT.

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

11. BAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[zbdent]

12. she also would have had the sense to wait to until a black man had passed

by within view of the ATM she used ...

ah, but she's gunning for a pundit position ...

didn't she realize that the easiest way to become a RW female pundit was through Bill O'Reilly's shower?

[Warren Stupidity]

13. Well no, that was not the only problem

that was merely the dead giveaway. The other HUGH problem from the initial report was "face-carved - refuses medical attention".

But what terminally wrecked Backass B Girl's FAIL-STUNT was the ATM camera. The cops finally did her in by reviewing the ATM mugshots for the period of time around which Backass B was allegedly extracting funds from said ATM machine, and lo and behold, no Backass B was among those partaking of the machine's cash extraction services.

They had her dead to rights at that point. She could have continued to lie about everything else, but she was SO MASSIVELY STUPID that she obviously didn't realize that her lack of an appearance in the ATM's mug shots was going to TOTALLY FUCK HER STORY UP even if she hadn't fucked up with the backwards B and the really bad fake black eye.

[pnwmom]

14. I doubt it. The black eye was fake (a fresh bruise wouldn't be black),

there was no swelling the cut on her face was barely scratched on the surface -- not at all what a violent angry attacker would have done. Plus she refused medical attention.

[yardwork]

15. There were too many other problems with her story.

She never visited the ATM, so when the police reviewed the tapes, they saw that she was never there when she said she was there. Also, her black eye is fake, too. Also, the "cut" on her cheek was not really a cut - just a light scratch. Not believable. Also, she doesn't appear to have any other cuts, bruises, or scrapes. That's not believable. A person who had been mugged and assaulted like that would be a mess. Also, she refused medical care, despite her story of a brutal attack. Also, she failed the polygraph. Finally, her story itself was simply not very believable. It's actually rare for black men to attack white women, because the response from society is quick and brutal. It happens, but not that often. And who ever heard of a mugger turning back to a victim to "carve them up" because of a political bumper sticker? Muggers don't care about politics.

No, her story was doomed from the minute she thought it up in her little Republican pea brain.

[Berry Cool]

16. Given how "intelligent" she appears to be,

I get the impression she didn't cut an O on her face because she thought she'd get that backwards too.