The Romance You Knew About, but Were Afraid to Ask

[Triana]

Yes, it's true, McCain and Palin are mavericks to the core and are starting their own Maverick Romance Novel series - only for the most discerning fundi-gelicals.

[teenagebambam]

1. I just threw up a little

[Triana]

9. I understand...

...I didn't know whether to :puke: or laugh. Or, both. Then, in what order? Pfft!

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. ...

:puke:

[Spritz57]

3. I can only think of two possible responses:

1-You ain't right. . .

2-I may need to rethink state enforced sterilization.

Nicely Done!:yourock:

[supernova]

4. You are evil

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[Triana]

10. Heh...

Yea, what'syerpoint?

:evilgrin:

[Tansy_Gold]

5. I used to write these

You did a better job than some of my editors.

:thumbup:

[wryter2000]

13. I still write them

But, that's just sick. :)

[Missy Vixen]

22. I write them as well

Just a thought: It wouldn't sell in today's market. The heroine is too old. The hero doesn't have any redeeming qualities.

Julie

[wryter2000]

23. It might work as a vampire romance.

:evilgrin:

[Missy Vixen]

31. wryter, LMAO!

It's paranormal time! I'm still thinking the hero just isn't alpha enough, and the heroine -- I haven't read a heroine outside of Jennifer Crusie who's over forty.

Soooo, which sub-genre do you write in? I write romantic comedy.

Julie

[greenmutha]

6. Gahhhhhhahahahahahahaha!

That is just sick and wrong.... and funny as hell! :rofl:

[The Hope Mobile]

7. That'll give you nightmares!!!

Horrifying to even think about!!

[Fleshdancer]

8. Shouldn't McCain's hair be longer?

Can someone Fabio his do a bit?

[Triana]

11. Good heavens!

The thing is disgustin enough without mentioning Fabio! Eghh!

:rofl:

[VWolf]

12. Bill Maher referred to them as

The Maverick and The MILF

But your title rocks, too.
:rofl:

[AndyTiedye]

14. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You need to put a :puke: alert on this post!

[kenny blankenship]

15. We can't be together - it's so wrong! No, it's *not* wrong, it's right, FAR right!

And that's what makes it right.
No, that's what makes it NASTY-and that's what makes it good!

[graywarrior]

16. Jesum H Christ WTF?, are you trying to give us the shits?

That is just awful! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Triana]

17. Just being evil...

...sowwy! ;)

[graywarrior]

18. ..

I got over it. It was funny, nauseating....but funny.

[Vickers]

19. Skinner? SKINNER??? Better open up another barrel of :puke: smilies.

Looks like there's gonna be a run on 'em.

:P

[undeterred]

20. That should be a Moose in the background.

[Triana]

21. Oooh! That'd be most excellent. Bwahahaa!

Unfortunately, I didn't do the artwork or I'd change it. I got this in an email.

[Ghost in the Machine]

24. Damn! I thought we were finally going to find out who Jeff Gannon was having sleepovers with!

But this... *this* is just disgustingly funny!

:hi:

[mmonk]

25. .

:rofl:

[Triana]

26. ;)

:puke: :rofl: :puke: :rofl: :puke: :rofl: . . .

[mmonk]

28. You owe me a keyboard.

That's alright. It came clean with a little elbow grease. ;)

[Triana]

33. I had to clean my monitor after I got it in email...

...and of course I HAD to share the sheer misery/laughter with my wonderful DU friends!

I learned something though: how to barf and laugh at the same time! Never did that before.

[Maine-ah]

27. bring me a bucket

:puke:

[Triana]

32. Case 'O barf-bags on the way.... n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

29. OMG

[ColbertWatcher]

30. HEY! You have to give a NSFW warning with a picture like that! n/t