Palin Guarantees Win At Rally In Beaver

[Bluebear]

BEAVER (AP) ― Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin set aside Joe the Plumber for Joe the Quarterback - as in Joe Namath - at a rally near where Namath grew up, and told supporters that she and John McCain are still in the game and they're going to win.

"In the biggest game of his life, all the experts had Joe Namath and the Jets written off to defeat. They were up against the elite team that had all the money and they were held in awe by the media. And Broadway Joe replied, 'We're going to win the game, I guarantee it.' And they won," Palin said of Namath's guarantee before New York defeated the Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl III.

"Pennsylvania, with your help, we're going to win this state, I guarantee," Palin told more than a thousand supporters who packed a chilly Beaver Area High School football stadium.

http://kdka.com/local/Palin.Beaver.Rally.2.847666.html

[Goat or Panic]

1. Stephanie Miller will enjoy adding this

to the "Beaver Stack."


Huh, huh....beaver.

[krispos42]

2. That headline made me think of dirty things

I must drag my mind out of the gutter more often, no matter how much fun the gutter is... :dilemma:

It's hard, though, when you see stuff like this just 5 minutes ago (probably not safe for work)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap7reMzmh_U

(legit; not a rickroll)

[originalpckelly]

3. OMG! Me too, and I'm not even str8!

[Bluebear]

8. me ===>>>

O8)

[Swamp Rat]

9. "Oh, yes, drill in my ANWR!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jack Rabbit]

4. And I can guarantee that the GOP will take the White House again . . .

. . . someday in the distant future.

[TahitiNut]

5. Palin rally at a high school football stadium?

Why am I not surprised she blathers like a delusional cheerleader?

[TWiley]

11. Blathers? I thought it was Bloviate ..... n/t

[MichaelHarris]

6. difference is

Joe Namath was a pretty good quarterback and Palin isn't worth a shit.

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. And Joe Namath replies....?

Hey, Broadway Joe!

Wonder what he thinks about his name being invoked to rally the morans at a Palin coven?

[TWiley]

10. Something about that word "Beaver" here.

She got booed off the stage before speaking at a Philadelphia hockey game, and now she whips out the Beaver?

[peekaloo]

12. No matter how far behind I'm sure they can beat the spread.

[TheWatcher]

13. Did she get the results from the Voting Machines Already?

[B Calm]

14. More than a thousand supporters, wow I'm so scared!

[hootinholler]

15. Palin shouts Drill Baby Drill in Beaver.

There must be a thousand of 'em.

But the URL is piceless: Palin.Beaver.Rally just what the GOP base has been waiting for.

-Hoot

[ogneopasno]

16. A thousand people, eh?

LMAO.

[lonestarnot]

17. Wha? You say Palin says she is a beaver or has a beaver. I'm a bleaver!

Snort :rofl:

[Bluebear]

18. She guarantees her beaver or something...was half paying attention here lol

[Elidor]

19. How do they fit all those people in there?

In the Beaver Rally?