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| *** DUzy Awards for week ending October 17, 2008 *** |
 Welcome to the lurching, erratic DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU.Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. On a thread by amitten: I bet a lot of "McCain" people, too ashamed to admit they like the black candidate better, will be secretly voting Obama once they get inside the booth... response #3 by SallyMander: The Yeldarb effect ;) On a thread by BeyondGeography: 7-term IL Republican Congressman tells Palin to cut the shit "A seven-term Republican Congressman from downstate Illinois is taking issue with fellow Republican Sarah Palin, saying some of the vice presidential candidate's rallies 'don't befit the office she's running for...'" response #3 by JBear: It obviously is not playing in Peoria! :bounce: On a thread by Emit: "Emergency Notice" Received by my BIL From Senator John McCain Today "My friend, the last thing we Republicans can afford is to have our hands tied behind out backs due to the fact that their candidate broke his promise to the American people and refused to accept the presidential campaign spending limit - which means they will have no limits as to what they can raise and spend..." response #11 by backscatter712: I'm more than happy to contribute to McCain's financial emergency... http://donate.barackobama.com/ OP by WCGreen: A very funny EMail I received today.... Pfizer Announcement Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no idea of what to do with them. The Lounge, October 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8154231 OP by SallyMander: Today i learned that if you post statistical analyses in GDP no one replies. Ah well. I should have included more exclamation points and the word Troopergate. ;) response #2 by bicentennial_baby: Did you use any multivariate regression tables? I hope so, Missy. :rofl: response #5 by lizziegrace: Show-off... :P :) OP by Walter Sobchak: I finally figured it out! The McCain campaign was a piece of performance art, acted out on the biggest stage in world history! Man, they sure took me for a ride. It's like back in college when you saw one of those really weird girls with about 30 piercings and a shaved head slice her abdomen with a deer knife and use the blood to write "my blood, my body" on the sidewalk. You thought to yourself "What the hell??" But then you realized that she was just some kid who desperately craved attention after spending the first 18 years of her life ignored by her big-shot dad and heavily sedated mother. Turns out John McCain himself was just craving attention, and he ran the most bizarre campaign in US history to get it. Picking Palin was of course the strangest part, but this past week has also been pretty fucking weird. First, he whipped the bottom twenty percent into a teaming mass of rage, and then today -- just when they were ready to burst and unleash hell on the rest of the country -- he pulled the rug out from under them. Have you ever seen a crowd so disappointed as when John McCain told them that Barack Obama is not an A-rab? I sure haven't. Say what you will about John McCain. Completely off his rocker? Sure. But he's one hell of a showman. OP by asdjrocky: My early morning conversation- As I get older, I find myself waking up earlier and earlier, and going to bed earlier and earlier. I suppose I'm just a few years away from the early bird special at Denny’s, and then in bed by seven and up by five. Yep I can just see it coming. So this morning I'm out in the front yard, raking, weeding and doing some general clean up. The last thing I want is to have a messy lawn with my Obama sign, and my No on 8 right there for everyone to see, so I try to keep it clean. As I'm pulling some weeds from my dismal little flower bed I glance up to see a neighbor motoring down the street on his electric wheel chair. W, as I'll call him for this, is easily into his seventies and he's always been a good neighbor. In conversations we've had I've learned he's a former union big equipment operator and he and his wife now live on a small pension and social security. We both garden and many times we've swapped goodies from our gardens. He's lost both of his legs, from the knee down to diabetes but he sure seems to get around okay and when he needs to go somewhere I've given him a ride because his chair can go easily into the back of my truck. I give W, just his initial to protect the guilty, a friendly wave and go back to my weeding. "I can't believe you're going to vote for that n-------," He says as he pulls up in front of my house. "You know there's no way we're ever going to elect a n------ President." A bit shocked, and more than a little disappointed I stand to face the old fart. "Well, W," I say, "I'm not voting for an African American, I'm just voting for the person I think is best for the job, that's the beauty of America, we all get to make our own choice on election day." "You gotta know, Rocky," He tells me with authority, "America is never going to vote for him." "I don't know that W, and I think he's going to win. That's what all the polls are saying anyway." "To each his own I guess," Old W grumbles, obviously disappointed that bigotry is something the two of us will never share. "I guess." We hold eye contact for a moment. Finally I add, "And that's another thing that's great about America, we can all think the way we want, and we can agree to disagree." Another moment passes. "Are you going to vote?" I ask. "Haven't voted for years 'cause they're all a bunch of lying thieves. But I'm voting this time for sure." I just nod, being finished with this conversation long ago. Finally I say, "Well W, I think I better get back to my wedding.” I stand there, waiting for him to motor off, but there seems to be one more thing he wants to say. “When is the election, what day is it on,?” “Do you need a ride?” I ask him, before I can stop the words from coming out of my mouth. “That’d be great.” “Then I’ll pick you up Wednesday, November 5th.” And I go back to my weeding, without a bit of guilt. OP by Orrex: What's up with the media blackout re: the Bradley Effect? I mean, I haven't heard CNN mention it in about 45 seconds!!!!!1! How can I, an average American voter, possibly make a decision if I haven't been informed of how I should think about race? response #5 by Orrex: And when they're not talking about the Bradley Effect, they're howling about ACORN And between those segments, they keep trotting out the same three African American guys who refuse to vote for Obama. WTF?!? In my own house I can find two average white folks who aren't voting for McCain, so when the hell can we expect to get 24/7 rotation on CNN? OP by johnaries: Attention! Attention! FR has discovered Project X ! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7410554&mesg_id=7410554 Implement supplemetary plan Theta immediately. The rooster crows at midnight. Repeat, the rooster crows at midnight. response #1 by atommom: The hedgehog has landed. Otters at full steam. nt response #4 by old mark: Remember the plan for Monday.... Post offices, and some banks will close, traffic will be light. Things will appear "normal" Tuesday. Posting this in the clear because it is too late to stop this phase now. Remember, it is better to sweat in training than to bleed in combat. Must go and sharpen my knives. Marcus, Commander of the North response #7 by johnaries: the nuts have fallen from the trees. repeat the nuts are out! response #21 by old mark: Are they ever! nt response #16 by 11 Bravo: If Malkin is lurking, remember ... Canvas Underwear Never Tatters. That is all. response #28 by GA_metalsmith: my god! you know what this means people.....the penguins are playing the zither .....I repeat....the penguins are playing the zither.....you know what to do.... GD, October 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4219045 OP by stopbush: McCains Looking At Real Estate In Del Boca Vista Near Bob Dole's Vacation Home OK, I made that up ;) OP by swampg8r: had a fun morning with 2 obama canvassers knocked on my door around 10 i was watching the Gator/LSU game on sunshine network we beat them again twice in 24 hours amazing anyway it was a cute young couple who were going door to door to spread info for the obama campaign here in florida very personable clean cut and well spoken had bunches of handouts and the little stickers no yard signs hard to get in my area and my next door neighbor has one he got it is PLASTIC COATED and resists the elements i am so jealous! i covet that sign! forgive me god but you can see for yourself it is one damn fine sign AND mr "wonderful sign" will NOT tell me where he got it! thats got to be a bigger sin than coveting the damn thing anyway i answered the door in my finest sunday morning good humor but had to actually be happy when i found out what they were doing i was expecting the jehovas witnesses but they identified themselves as campaign workers for obama so i put my pants on then i wanted to talk for a few minutes about what they had been getting back during their day we started talking about the sign my neighbor has did i mention it is PLASTIC COATED? we all coveted the sign for a minute its like its laminated for christs sake! anyway they said we were one of their first stops and were from a city 20 miles north of us they handed me a bunch of flyers on economic policy and health reform all the stuff you know what i mean i gave it all back cause i got obamas web address if anyone needs it i will pm it to you maybe they can track down a nice sign for me i need lamination and maybe some solar powered spot lamps yeah that would show mr "sign so special"! anyway they said they were nervous because they didnt know what would open the door next so i played freeper for them for about 15 minutes i hit all the points of freeperthink and when they didnt know what to respond on some relatively stupid freeper bullshit i gave them the answers they would need and supplied as best i could the sources and names to refute stupidity and i got to do a full out freeper rant on my front lawn about my neighbor and his "fancy dan big city plastic" sign sign nazi! pretty fun all in all and they had a good time and got the nerves over with hell of a lot better than debating the bible with jehovas witnesses in your undies OP by pam4water: Redneck Jokes for the 21 Century Redneck Jokes for the 21 Century: You maybe a red neck... If you have ever charged the state per diem for staying at your own house. If you are already in an elected office and someone has to explain to you what the vice president does. If the entire state police department was involved in the fight you had with your in-laws. If you brought back a version of the bee hive hair-do. If Rich Lowry’s little Chaney sits up straighter when you wink at him. If when your campaign jet bonuses during turbulence, 3 or more dogs hit the ceiling. If all of your answers to debate questions include titles of Classic TV Westerns. If you head has been cut and pasted on to every gun toting, flag bikini chick on the Internets. If Dick Chaney is afraid to go quail hunting with you. If you field dressed the ugly off a moose, using only a lipstick case. If you make up your own demographic because soccer mom sounded to fawrin. If you joined succession party, because you confused it with the success party. If you ever said “doggone it” and “ain't” in a vise presidential debate. If you improved the couch in the governor’s office by putting a bear skin rug on it. If a witch doctor is included in both your election plan and your health care plan. If you think seeing Russia form you house... Oh that one is too easy. If Jeff Foxworthy comes out of retirement when you get the nomination node. If Ron White re-decades You Can't Fix Stupid to you, and you are faltered. I was on a roll with Redneck Jokes last night. I decided to post them, before I realize they weren't as funny as them seemed at 2 am. And I don't think Jeff Foxworthy has ever retired, but it would be funny if he had. I wanted to find a way to work in the, "If you ever cut the grass and fond a car", but I couldn't think of a way. On a thread by Kadie: Senator Obama canvasses a neighbourhood in Holland, Ohio - lots of pics response #20 by hisownpetard: Too bad Palin didn't think of going there first. Then she could claim that she's been to Holland. OP by gateley: McCain camp says McCain is in the tank for Obama. No link. OP by stopbush: Report: McCain To Reverse Course, Will Refer To Americans As "My Enemies" In Final Debate OK, I just made that up. ;) On a thread by gateley: Question: What's the difference between The Polls and internal polls? response #1 by dbonds: Internal poll method at McCain Camp. Poller 1: Boss is going to have a heart attack when he hears that he is behind 15 points. Poller 2: Tell him is is just 4 points, he won't yell at us then and might prevent a heart attack. Don't want a repeat of last week when we told him he was behind 10 points, he kicked poor Paul out the door in 30 seconds. response #4 by alcibiades_mystery: The "internal polls" are SECRET, so you can make up whatever shit you want about them That's the difference. On a thread by LeighAnn: Judge says Gitmo detainee Khalid Sheik Mohammed can use laptop response #1 by IanDB1: Yeah? Well, the joke's on HIM because it's loaded with Windows Vista! So, take THAT! n/t response #4 by Larry in KC: Obvious joke: Well, now he's one up on McCain! On a thread by Archae: Anyone planning to see the movie, "W?" Not here. If it goes according to Oliver Stone(d) 's previous movies, it'll have 1 or 2 facts, and the rest of the movie will be pure fiction. response #15 by Deep13: "...it'll have 1 or 2 facts, and the rest of the movie will be pure fiction." So, pretty much like the Bush presidency. On a thread by Fuzz: Corsi falls ill after Kenya caper "Jerome Corsi, WND senior staff reporter and editor of Red Alert, has fallen ill after he was forced to endure detention at the hands of armed Kenyan immigration authorities. WND founder and editor Joseph Farah said Corsi has arrived at his home in the United States and is now under care of a physician because he is very sick..." response #15 by malaise: Witch doctor is he seeing? Palin's?? :D On a thread by bambino: Schmidt: McCain 'within striking distance' "John McCain’s chief strategist Steve Schmidt said Monday that the campaign is 'well within striking distance' of Barack Obama..." response #1 by A-Schwarzenegger: Within striking distance of third place in a two-person race. response #17 by Hansel: Of course he is. He's just backing up to get a running start. On a thread by Enrique: Dennis Prager whining about Krugman response #4 by Bozita: Prager is an award winner too. He's got a Limbaugh Anal Cyst Award with two Hannity clusters On a thread by Lorentz: Do you remember DU in November 2006? response #1 by prodn2000: Nude campfires. Marshmallows.... Good stories... The stars in the sky.. OP by Bleedstreet: I am going to help McCain/Palin...you should too... Every Monday J-Mac and Mrs Moose seem to re-invent themselves becuase the last weeks slogan didnt catch on...and they are tanking in the polls. Today J-Mac came out and the new catch-phraze is "i am a fighter"..he said it 19 times just in one stump speech today alone. Now we all KNOW after the debate this week...poor Johnny is gonna need a new slogan ....again so being the nice guy i am here's a few new slogans they can have for next weeks re-Christening of the republican Titanic duo... Mccain-Palin "They will Save The Bees" Mccain-Palin "Taste the Rainbow" Mccain-Palin "Your soaking in it" Mccain-Palin "C'mon guys Its MY Turn to be King of America" feel free to post some mo' :) response #2 by Dangerously Amused: "More Drilling!/Tastes Hate!" response #3 by donheld: Mccain-Palin "The Monster Mash" response #4 by JohnnyRingo: McCain - Palin, because dog gone it..... we'll fight for you. We'll lower your corporate tax, eliminate the "health care exemption", and defund public schools. We'll fight to help your oil companies remain competitive and promote trade by opening up new job markets in Colombia. Please, please my friends, no applause.... just rattle your jewelry. response #5 by and-justice-for-all: McCain/Palin: Because we'll bring back jesus! nt response #6 by radfringe: McCain-Palin: Still crazy after all these weeks n/t On a thread by GA Democrat: Why is Palin still campaignign in Pennsylvania (Obama +15) response #1 by ericgtr: Palin is Mavericky and marches to the beat of her own drummer Only problem with that is the drummer is wandering aimlessly in states they have no chance of winning. On a thread by bjnumb9: AP Report: East TN Baby Named "Sarah McCain Palin" "ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. — A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president. Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier. "I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. "It's going to take some more convincing." Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to 'to get the word out' about the campaign. 'I took one for the cause,' he said. 'I can't give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little...'" response #1 by LeftishBrit: Hope she grows up to be a raving leftist! response #12 by JaneQPublic: Just like her older brother, Jack Dole Kemp! (nt) response #3 by IanDB1: It could have been worse... They could have named her Sarah Hitler Palin. response #7 by sellitman: I heard the baby can see Russia from her crib. And her first stuffed animal was a wounded Wolf. Never mind.... I don't know what got into me. OP by taterguy: Is it wrong? To stand across the street from Abortion Protesters with a sign that says "Honk if you're Horny"? On a thread by MiniMe: Levi drops out of school, working as an electrician... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/13/AR2008101300359.html "Not surprisingly, Johnston was a little shocked when he learned about Bristol's pregnancy, but he says he quickly embraced the prospects of fatherhood. The baby is due Dec. 18. Johnston has dropped out of high school to take a job on the North Slope oil fields as an apprentice electrician. There's no word on how his future mother-in-law feels about Johnston's decision to drop out of high school. Last year, she made a point of trying to turn around the high dropout rate in their hometown..." response #19 by Crisco: They *Don't Know* Look. Palin is a lower/middle class girl who made very good and like a lot of people from the lower end of the rung, she and her family don't know what they don't know about the inner workings of upper society. They *don't know* that if that baby daddy governor's son-in-law gets his ass into college, there will be plenty of job offers from well-heeled lobbyists and other country club recruiters standing by when he gets the sheepskin. response #27 by Contrary1: "sheepskin" ? That's something else future 1st dude-in-law could have used a few months back. OP by A-Schwarzenegger: 10 Things McCain Can Do at the Debate to Turn the Tide. 10. Answer all questions in French. 9. Claim not to understand any of the questions. 8. Repeat everything Obama says right after he says it, and when Schieffer asks him to stop he claims he's not doing anything. 7. Have a short peashooter hidden in his hand & shoot peas at Obama, Schieffer and members of the audience. 6. Soak his clothes in tuna juice and have Cindy bring a bunch of cats inside her coat and let them loose into the auditorium. 5. Take acid before the debate. 4. Wear squeaky pants. 3. Keep getting calls on his cell phone, which has a "Shrimp Boats Are A-Coming" ring tone. 2. Have a fake cut like Dan Aykroyd doing Julia Childs. 1. Breakdance. response #8 by A-Schwarzenegger: Oh, I forgot one: Fake an orgasm. response #9 by Batgirl: hmmm, if he does that while wearing squeaky pants, game over. nt response #12 by NoSheep: what about: sing like Meatloaf... :o response #23 by ZeitGuy: Fake an epileptic seizure. Followed by a black-face rendition of "Mammy." response #37 by Raschel: Find his X on the stage and stay there. n/t response #38 by jmondine: He's already tried number five twice. Hasn't worked response #59 by Pryderi: Bring Osama bin Laden out on stage in chains. On a thread by steve2470: Skinner and Elad: does DU need anything from us to keep the site up ? response #3 by BlueDogDemocratNH: More cowbell? On a thread by JonLP24: Palin: Obama strategy 'wearing pretty thin' "Sarah Palin says Barack Obama is running as though his opponent is President Bush instead of John McCain. And she calls it a strategy that's 'wearing pretty thin...' Palin and McCain appeared with their spouses Tuesday night at a fundraiser in New York. Guests paid as much as $28,500 to support the presidential ticket and other GOP candidates..." response #7 by JI7: was "Joe Six Pack" at that fundraiser ? response #13 by Eric J in MN: Yes, Joe Sixpack dug for change between his couch cushions until... ...he found $28,500. response #15 by rosesaylavee: That sure was a mavericky thing to say. She's such a maverick. I just love her for her maverickness. response #50 by mikeytherat: Ah, but add her to McCain and you get a pair of mavericks! Double-plus-good-maverickness! We've taken to calling them The Lone Rangers. OP by Bicoastal: Skinner, on November 4th, you'd better have the DU servers reinforced with TITANIUM! And keep a fire extinguisher handy, for god sake... response #8 by Willo: I know how to fix this my friends use a sledgehammer, then a scapel. OP by Uben: Mass found in Cheney's chest Doctors examining Dick Cheney for heart irregularities today made an astonishing discovery. Where Cheney's heart should have been, there was a big flaming mass of evil rotating slowly in his chest. When asked if he noticed any symptoms, Cheney rotated his head 360 degrees and yelled in a grotesque raspy voice, "I do not recall!" Cheney has been on a strict diet of small children and diesel fuel for seven years. response #8 by dixiegrrrrl: Strange...they also found a mass in Bush's head... I have no idea what it was tho. Brains, of course, are ruled out. response #9 by Uben: Correction That wasn't a mass, it was a mess! response #13 by nichomachus: I heard they found a mass in Bush's rectum It was McCain's head OP by DemocratSinceBirth: Make Your Best Haiku Or Limerick About Free Republic Inbred members all A family of dummies Too, too dumb to breed response #1 by Oregonian: ... Me big tough Freeper I cast my asparagus I can haz Cheetos? response #2 by unpossibles: sadly, it doesn't take brains to breed.... anyway... ahem: SOSHALIST COMMIES! RUNEING AMERICA!1!ONE BY MAKIG ME THINK response #3 by Bicoastal: Here we go: In my mom's basement I sit in my underwear Raging at the world response #4 by Mz Pip: Here's mine Down in my basement Stupid is a stupid does. Mom calls, "Lunch is served!" response #9 by DemocratSinceBirth: LOL In my mom's garage Surf Free Republic and porn Sarah Palin's hot response #10 by unpossibles: one more WUT THE HELL IS A HIGHKU YOU COMMIE FREAK!1? response #14 by danagsk8: It's been a while since I wrote haiku. Hmm, let's see.... Harvest of haters All get patties in a wade In mommy's basement! :rofl: response #19 by PermanentRevolution: A few... Silly little freeps... "President Obama" will Drive you all insane. Stupid angry kids! All your base belong to us On November 4th! Ugly ugly site... Both the layout of the page And the freaks inside. Freeper headquarters - Grandma's basement, smells like pee, Flabby man within. response #22 by liberalmuse: A contribution... MUSLINS! TERRORISTS! I WISH MY DICK WERE BIGGER. I BLAME OBAMA. response #24 by Ikonoklast: This thread has real potential I rage foolishly Most things I don't understand Mom yells for more beer Play war games online I'm a manly warrior But too scared to serve Got fired from my job Boss man said I was lazy Must blame Mexicans I dream nightly of Touching a cute girl one day But they laugh at me response #25 by trueblue2007: Mine is called loser LOSER, loser, LOSER LOSER, loser, LOSER LOSER, loser, LOSER response #26 by Bicoastal: Here's another one: "On November 5th" On November 5th I'll take our fight to the streets! (Right after my soaps) response #32 by Fridays Child: How about a limerick? "The Freeper Boy Lament" Mom's basement's a pretty good spot To bring girls who are totally hot But I'm smacking my balls On these wet cellar walls And the posters are starting to rot response #35 by jberryhill: Freeku Jap poetry doesn't rhyme Nuke 'em... NOW! response #48 by Sentinel Chicken: Let me have a whack. Cheeto's Mom! My life's a toilet Flush me twice :hurts: Vote McBush! Have I ever been wrong? Never mind. :shrug: Terrorist! Weathermen everywhere! Scary black man! :scared: Nukeuler Edumication not for me :dunce: response #62 by WindRiverMan: Gotta have a Limbaugh one! Rush Limbaugh is smart. Kenneth will you tell me please what's the frequency? response #91 by mojowork_n: Sen. Craig belong to FR? Transfer self-hate out Wide, wide stance masquerading Life in denial On a thread by TWriterD: Great... AIG execs partridge hunting in Britain to the tune of $86K. David Schuster: "Executives in knickers". Good one, David. On MSNBC now. response #5 by garlicmilkshake: I am betting they had pear trees brought in, too. :grr: OP by kennetha: AP: Bush's Approval Rating Plummets to New Low: 0% AP: October 15, Washington DC. President expresses disapproval of himself, dropping approval rating to 0%. In an historic act of brutal self-appraisal, President George W. Bush admitted that he had totally screwed up during his illegitimate Presidency on every single front. "From depleting the surplus, to starting an unnecessary, and unjust war, to causing the market to collapse, to alienating every right thinking human on the planet Mars -- er, I mean Venus -- er I mean earth, I have failed on every front, " the outgoing President said. "And to make it up to an America that cannot afford four more years of my disastrous policies, I am endorsing Barack Obama." The President refused to take questions from the press. But with that it was now official. Since Bush was the last person standing who actually approved of Bush, his official approval rating is now 0%. OP by mcctatas: So McCain's new campaign strategy is based on sticking up for one plumber? This should go well... response #2 by DuStrange: First they came for the plumbers... but I wasn't a plumber, so I didn't stick up for them. Then the toilet backed up. We were up shit creek then, let me tell you. On a thread by rcrush: Why is that woman on the Glade commercial always lying to her snobby friends? response #8 by Porschenut1066: She's Palin's sister On a thread by redstate_democrat: Yard Sign Gate response #5 by hnmnf: Could you imagine if the Watergate was actually The Watercock? I don't think wed be naming everything with cock...yardcock....troopercock....attorneycock...spycock.....Plamecock. On a thread by yourguide: ZOGBY CAUGHT PUSH POLLING! response #1 by Bicoastal: ZOMG!by On a thread by Skinner: About the downtime tonight... Democratic Underground failed you, and we are sorry. response #15 by swampg8r: good on you for taking responsibility i would have started a conspiracy theory myself response #17 by cliffordu: Hang in there, big guy, I'm in your corner no matter what. hardware ALWAYS follows Murphey's Law.... One of these days I'll tell you about the wedding I photographed with a camera that had a bad focus plane..... response #27 by grantcart: and I am behind you as always response #63 by cliffordu: That tickles.... response #84 by swampg8r: can i get nexties? response #108 by cliffordu: Got a dollah?? response #75 by scarletwoman: The feeling of desperation -- like trying to call the boyfriend you've just had a big fight with so you can apologize and make up. And the phone just keeps ringing and ringing and ringing... No answer... And you're in tears... Oh GOD! Why won't he answer?!?! I'm just going to KILL myself!!!!! *SOB* :throwing oneself down on the bed and pounding the pillows: OMG! He's GOT to pick up the phone!!!1!! I CAN'T STAND IT!!1!!1!1 AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!1!!!1!!!! :great big heaving sobs: Dialing again... over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over... I'll never get that hour back... *sniff* OP by mb7588a: The Third Debate in Smilies! For the second debate in smilies, see here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7372357&mesg_id=7372357 Bob Schieffer: Evening everyone, welcome to the 49th!!! and final debate of this election. Let's bring out the Senators. :applause: BS: Welcome, fellas. That's lovely lipstick you're wearing, Senator. JMc: Yeah, and he thought Sarah was the pig. Heh. :shrug: BS: Wall Street tanked again. Your thoughts? JMc: Well, Bob, we should have had more town halls. We could have had ten by now! Americans are angry about this situation. Angry. Nancy Reagan, the angel O8) of conservatism, is in the hospital. :cry: We should really get out of here and pray for her. Did I mention they're angry? :grr: BO: Good evening everybody! My heart rate is 65 beats per minute. I'm cool. I got this. We'll fix Wall Street and Washington. :smoke: JMc: :crazy: You know, a few days ago, Barack was in Toledo and he met Joe the Plumber. I don't understand Joe's story enough to tell it to the rest of you coherently, but Barack, you want to tax him down the drains! Joe, I'll help you keep the shitters sparkly clean! :party: BO: Speaking of going down the shitter, seems like John has been watching the polls! :shrug: I want to give 95% of Americans a tax break. :grouphug: JMc: I want Joe the plumber to spread that wealth around. You told him you wanted to spread the wealth around. I don't care about that 95%. I care about Joe. :hug: BS: Do either of you think you can balance the budget in four years? You have said previously you thought you could, Senator McCain. JMc: I AM NOT GEORGE BUSH! BO: :wtf: Yeah, you're older and more senile than him and Cheney put together! BS: :wow: JMc: If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should have run four years ago. :argh: You don't stand up to anybody! BO: My first vote was against my party. I have done it often. :) JMc: :silly: NO! NO! NOOooooOOoo! I'm the maverick. I'm the one. It's me! Maverick! Maverick Maverick! ME! BO: Yeah, well, even Fox News thinks you're nuts. :smoke: JMc: I've got the scars to prove it! BS: Uh. Ok. Both of you pledged to take the high road in this campaign yet it has turned very nasty. :wtf: JMc: Yep. It's been tough to lay off THAT ONE. :crazy: His buddy, Jerry Lewis, said mean things about me! And you didn't stop him! :cry: You have all the money! :cry: Everyone loves YOU! :cry: BO: Well, 100% of your ads have been negative and I'm not crying. :eyes: JMc: I watched football this last weekend instead of doing any events because I'm so old... Every other ad was attacking my health care plan. :mad: And I didn't hear a repudiation of Jerry Lewis! BO: We put out a statement immediately. At your rallies, people call me a terrorist. People want to KILL me! :wtf: :hide: JMc: Fine. I'll say it. You're a lying, naive, terrorist hugger! :scared: And everyone who comes to my rallies are good people. BO: Yeah sure they are. The American people have become so cynical about all this. JMc: You and Ayers are pals. :nuke: BO: We have real things to talk about, but you keep suggesting... :banghead: JMc: ...you're pals! BO: What I think is most important is that we recognize that to solve the key problems that we’re facing, if we’re going to solve two wars, the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, if we’re going to focus on lifting wages that have declined over the last eight years and create jobs here in America, then Democrats, independents and Republicans, we’re going to have to be able to work together. :pals: JMc: Pals. :evilfrown: BO: What is important is making sure that we disagree without being disagreeable. :pals: JMc: I don't care about an old washed up terrorist! :puke: But we DO need to know the full extent of the relationship! And Acorn, that too! :nuke: BO: I have no relevant connection to Bill Ayers or Acorn. :kick: JMc:  You launched our political career in his living room!Schieffer: Let's talk about health care. JMc: Health what? Why? :shrug: I'll just give them a tax thingy. Problem solved. Joe the plumber will be doing great with it. BO: Under my plan, everybody will be able to afford health care. :bounce: JMc: If you like that, you'll love Canada or England. :rofl: Can everyone afford the fine? Can Joe the plumber? We never found out what the fine would be! :shrug: BO: Zero. No fine. JMc: Zero? :banghead: Nobody told me that. JOE! BUDDY! ...no fine... YOU'RE RICH! Congratulations! :applause: Joe. You're rich. Congratulations, again. Let me say it one more time. Joe, buddy, you're rich. BS: Let's talk about abortion. Roe v. Wade? JMc: Very bad decision. Baaaaaad, Bob. It was real bad, Joe. :puke: THAT ONE voted against the ban on partial birth abortion. He voted present sometimes too! :grr: BO: I am somebody who believes that Roe versus Wade was rightly decided. :) JMc: :wow: You and the pro abortion bastards really screwed everyone on this. That's an EXTREME position! Senator Obama voted against Justice Breyer! BO: Actually, that vote was 11 years before I became a Senator. And I was 8 when Ayers was causing trouble. Just because you fought for the confederacy doesn't mean everyone was around at that time. :tinfoilhat: JMc: He wants to kill all the babies. He voted for the partial birth abortion thingy. :hide: Thank God Joe the plumber's momma didn't abort him! BO: I am completely supportive of a ban on late-term abortions, partial-birth or otherwise, as long as there’s an exception for the mother’s health and life, and this did not contain that exception. JMc: See, that's what I'm talking about, the EXTREMIST PRO-ABORTION VIEWS... BO: ...Yes, you take it from here. :popcorn: Open mouth, insert foot. JMc: Just again, the example of the eloquence of Senator Obama. He says "health for the mother." You know, that’s been stretched by the pro-abortion movement in America to mean almost anything. :shrug: Women: :wow: JMc: :lightbulb: We ought to strap a nuclear reactor to you like we do to ships in the Navy just to prove that it can be done. That’s the extreme pro-abortion position, quote, “health.” BO: :beer: I'm so gonna win. BS: Ok, let's talk about education. JMc: :boring: BS: Senator McCain, your question. JMc: What? Troops should become teachers. No silly tests in their way. 'Nuff said, Joe. :patriot: BO: We have to do many things. We need vouchers, we need good teachers, we need parents... JMc: It's getting past my bed time here. :boring: BS: Ok, let's wrap it up. BO: Thanks Bob. Thanks everyone. I'm ready to win this thing. Thanks everyone for the support! :yourock: JMc: I’ve spent my entire life in the service of this nation and Joe the plumber. I've been putting my country club pals first! And.... And... He puts the $3 million overhead projector first!!!! :freak: BS: Good night gentlemen!  OP by FlyingSquirrel: Quick Debate Summary: Obama . . . . McCain . . :think: . . . . . :grr: :popcorn: . . . . . :rant: . . B-) . . . . . :mad: :popcorn: . . . . . :nuke: . . :hi: . . . . . :banghead: :shrug: . . . . . :sarcasm: . . :smoke: . . . . . :silly: response #7 by dotcosm: Very nice! But I think you missed a few I'm pretty sure I detected a few of these from Obama: :eyes: :nopity: :wtf: :rofl: And I'm sure I saw some of these from McCain: :crazy: :dunce: :cry: As for me, this was overall my reaction: :boring: response #9 by Every Man A King: Don't forget Joe the Plumber :hurts: OP by qanda: I just found my 12 year old son's tally sheet from the debate Maverick - 0 Taxes - 18 Wealth - 9 War - 2 Oil - 9 Being a jerk - 63 I am cracking up! I'm sure he lost count... OP by hisownpetard: Not sure, but I think I had Joe the Plumber do some work for me once. He'd have to turn around and bend down, though, for me to be sure. response #1 by Jackpine Radical: Wot kinda crack is that? response #2 by olkaz: Plumbing work, right? just checking response #5 by hisownpetard: I don't know if his plumbing worked. Didn't have the nerve to ask him. response #7 by Jackpine Radical: Something about a delivery of crack, I think. Butt I'm not sure. OP by philboy: BREAKING: Sarah Palin uses political influence to gain free home services from Joe the Plumber I shit you not. This is the END of McCain/Palin.. response #1 by KitchenWitch: Nice post, Mister Rooter! :P response #2 by Amerigo Vespucci: Joe the Plumber, snakin' the drain of democracy... ...I'll stop there before the Mods lock your thread. :evilgrin: response #4 by philboy: Old Joe was layin' some pipe at the Palin homestead. response #7 by cemaphonic: heh, Larry Flynt is gonna have to reshoot. response #9 by krispos42: {insert porno groove here} http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtuPqAn_bM&feature=related Now all we need is Jim Ward doing a "Squeezy McFeelpants" segment... "My oh my..." :rofl: response #12 by hamsterjill: Say it ain't so, Joe. Did Sarah ask him, "Can I call you Joe?" cause she has a couple of zingers ready!!! On a thread by n2doc: Pa. man chews through belly-busting, 15-lb. burger "It took Brad Sciullo 4 hours and 39 minutes to finish a marathon. A meat marathon, that is. The 5-foot-11, 180-pound western Pennsylvania chef is the first person to eat a monstrosity called the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser: a 15-pound burger with toppings and a bun that brought the total weight to 20.2 pounds. The mountain of beef is the product of Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, about 100 miles northeast of Pittsburgh in Clearfield. Sciullo, 21, of Uniontown, said he was surprised he finished the sandwich Monday. 'About three hours into it, things got tough,' he said. When asked what possessed him to eat a burger that big, Sciullo said: 'I wanted to see if I could...'" response #3 by Swede: I hope he drank a diet coke with that. response #4 by Peake: There's always room for Jello. And I shudder to think what he'd do for a Klondike bar. response #8 by EOO: New rule: Your cheeseburger cant be bigger than your ass. The Lounge, October 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8169221 On a thread by Sarah Ibarruri: I wrote Saturday Nite Live that I'm boycotting their show this Saturday for having Sarah Palin response #61 by grantcart: Since they have decided to include only one VP candidate I pledge to watch them with only one eye. To show my contempt I will watch it with my bad eye. response #69 by phrigndumass: lol ... Oh yeah? I pledge to watch it with my "brown" eye :7 Oneupmanship, it's uniquely American like being forced to work three jobs to survive, lol response #74 by Left Is Write: You won't be laughing when you have to walk to those three jobs uphill both ways in the snow. :P On a poll by cynatnite: Are you going to watch Sarah Palin on SNL? response #6 by YOY: I think I'll spend the evening showing Mrs. YOY my "Joe the Plumber" impersonation. Gotta snake that P-Trap Mrs. YOY! You betcha! response #22 by dchill: What - you're gonna lie to her about... your income and your political affiliation? ;) OP by EstimatedProphet: Latest poll! McCain 105% Obama -5% OMG!!! McCain will win 35 million electoral votes! Noooooooo!!! response #13 by twistedliberal: Don't worry...It's a PBS poll. nt response #14 by Roberto1223: Wait, is that outside the margin of error? response #16 by Bluebear: LINK???????????? :) Viral joke here, posted a few times this week. OP by cyndensco: Want a chuckle? The Barbershop... John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had McCain in his chair reached for the after shave. McCain was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Cindy will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Obama and said, "How about you?" Obama replied, "Go ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."  On a locked thread: I don't get the hatred for Sarah Palin response #85 by Lithos: Locking This Jeopardy category seems to be "I'll have great answers for a really stupid question for $2000, Alex." Lithos DU Moderator  On a thread by WCGreen: A very funny EMail I received today.... response #1 by DuStrange The Lounge, October 10, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8154231 OP by BushDespiser12: Quien es mas macho? response #1 by dmordue GD, October 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4218996 OP by niceypoo: OMG ... someone has a sense of irony... response #1 by donco6 GD, October 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4219688 On a thread by berni_mccoy: I'm gonna say it: LAND SLIDE response #15 by Swamp Rat GDP, October 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7408774 OP by JimGinPA: All This Talk About "Asshats" Is Really Starting To Get On My Nerves! response #2 by esuna GDP, October 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7419893 OP by CatWoman: Bush can't be all bad. He's adopted a cute little baby tiger response #11 by beac GD, October 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4230207 On a thread by Kadie: Caption Mc* response #2 by liberal N proud response #8 by boobooday response #11 by rucky response #15 by Rob H. GD, October 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4230009 OP by PeterU: I'm mad. I'm really mad. The Lounge, October 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8161075 OP by Curtland1015: Breaking: Barack Obama's ass being touched by a WHITE WOMAN! GDP, October 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7436955 OP by Crankie Avalon: CAPTION the Calumniator... response #2 by annabanana response #3 by aint_no_life_nowhere response #4 by sfexpat2000 response #6 by ElboRuum response #9 by Mabus response #12 by trof response #14 by chimpsrsmarter response #16 by ArmedAmerican GD, October 14, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4236581 OP by Rocknrule: Caption McCain and his BFF response #1 by prodn2000 response #2 by KathieG response #3 by liberalhistorian response #5 by southerncrone response #8 by silverojo response #16 by Juniperx response #19 by frogmarch GDP, October 14, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7443567 OP by Bornaginhooligan: Inspired by Obama's video game ads, McCain tries hand at youth demographic. GDP, October 14, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7451954 OP by andyrowe: Photo Of McCan't's Debate Prep Obama Stand-In GDP, October 15, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7461355 OP by GloriaSmith: Pre-debate LOLz because we need the laugh! (pic heavy) response #3 by Chichiri response #4 by cjsmom44 response #7 by CabalPowered response #18 by OnceUponTimeOnTheNet response #25 by fNord GDP, October 15, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7464606 OP by ZombyWoof: I am kind of sorry I watched this debate on HDTV response #7 by ZombyWoof GDP, October 15, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7470130 OP by MichaelHarris: Freepers react to tomorrow's poll numbers response #1 by d_b response #4 by MichaelHarris response #17 by Jack Rabbit response #18 by OnceUponTimeOnTheNet response #8 by FlyingSquirrel response #9 by PermanentRevolution GD, October 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4247001 OP by aint_no_life_nowhere: OMG - Just look at this most bizarre photo of John McCain !!! response #125 by Blue State Native response #156 by ArmedAmerican unnumbered response by Whoa_Nelly response #28 by Voice for Peace response #75 by FatDave response #7 by Snicker-snack response #10 by Montauk6 response #39 by Solly Mack response #112 by Buns_of_Fire response #57 by WarbirdForObama response #53 by MrMickeysMom response #67 by Starbucks Anarchist response #80 by ConsAreLiars response #83 by TheMadMonk response #86 by nc4bo response #91 by nonconformist response #97 by beac response #114 by SalmonChantedEvening response #131 by mikeytherat response #134 by Zorro response #141 by davekriss response #142 by lumberjack_jeff GD, October 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4246179 OP by grantcart: Dukakis in Tank, Kerry windsurfing and now this the ultimate campaign ender response #1 by WCGreen response #67 by Ikonoklast response #106 by Kaleko response #289 by tomeboy, inspired by Greyskye response #35 by MPK response #44 by Withywindle response #46 by DB1 response #49 by chknltl response #71 by SheWhoMustBeObeyed response #90 by OneSelf response #327 by drowz1 response #105 by nolabels response #109 by gbrooks response #112 by krispos42 response #126 by Teaser response #168 by KansDem response #194 by yurbud response #195 by Kalifornia.Kid response #197 by Khaotic responses #214 & #218 by sofa king response #220 by DFW responses #222 & #223 by gauguin57 response #225 by Betsy Ross response #241 by TexasObserver response #252 by InsultComicDog response #256 by Ladyhawk response #299 by Khaotic response #304 by smb response #308 by Kierkegaard response #319 by caseymoz response #320 by Imagevision response #324 by ArbustoBuster GDP, October 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7473451 OP by beac with graphics by OneSelf: PHOTOSHOP McTONGUE CHALLENGE! 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It's Joe The Plumber!!! -------> response #1 by notadmblnd response #2 by TDubyaA response #5 by TexasObserver response #6 by TDubyaA response #8 by TexasObserver GD, October 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4246944 OP by LunaSea: Post debate, Sarah Palin considers her political future response #1 by bob_weaver GDP, October 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7474670 On a thread by n2doc: Pa. man chews through belly-busting, 15-lb. burger response #5 by DS1 The Lounge, October 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8169221 |
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Fri Oct-17-08 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
| 3. Great work, as always. I enjoy these so very much. n/t |
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Fri Oct-17-08 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
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Fri Oct-17-08 07:59 PM Response to Reply #4 |
| 10. I think they make a salve for that. Check with your pharmacist. |
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Fri Oct-17-08 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
| 5. Sarah Palin does have some use |
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Fri Oct-17-08 07:41 PM Response to Reply #6 |
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| 21. I meant since they started back up. |
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Fri Oct-17-08 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
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Fri Oct-17-08 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
| 8. (WooHoo!!) Gotta LOVE this new Stealth Plug-In for my browser! |
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Fri Oct-17-08 08:01 PM Response to Reply #8 |
| 11. You?! I didn't see that "viral" joke going around DU until I read this thread. |
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Fri Oct-17-08 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
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Fri Oct-17-08 08:57 PM Response to Original message |
| 14. PHOTOSHOP McTONGUE CHALLENGE! |
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Fri Oct-17-08 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
| 16. JeffR, thanks as usual for the usual excellent batch of great stuff. |
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Fri Oct-17-08 11:14 PM Response to Original message |
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| 25. Kick. Recc. |
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| 26. K&R |
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Sat Oct-18-08 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
| 27. Whoa! |
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Sat Oct-18-08 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
| 28. Jesus that looks like a lot of formatting work |
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Sat Oct-18-08 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
| 29. So I finally got a duzY Thanks to a couple of photoshops! Maybe I should rethink my line of work! |
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Sun Oct-19-08 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
| 31. Three! I got 3!!!! And this is the only week, ever, that I completely forgot to look for the DUzys, |
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