Top 10 Credit Crunch Jokes Making the Rounds On The Internet

[tylerdee]

Top 10 Credit Crunch Jokes Making the Rounds On The Internet

With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
Start off with a large one.

How do you define optimism?
A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday

What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can still feed a family of four

What's the difference between the BBC's business editor Robert Peston and God?
God doesn't think he's Robert Peston

What's the capital of Iceland?
About $6.00

George Bush was asked today "what did he think of the Credit Crunch?"
He replied: "It was his favorite Candy Bar."

Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning?
Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon

I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"..
I'm wondering is it them or me?

What is the one thing Wall Street and the Olympics have in common?
Synchronised diving.

What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
The pigeon is still capable of leaving a deposit on a new Ferrari.

Enjoy and please feel free to add your own!!
hat tip to Mirror.co.uk

[krispos42]

1. LOL

Welcome to DU!

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2. An invesment banker claims the worst thing about

having his wealth cut in half is that he still has a wife.

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3. How do you define optimism? Another variation.

I once worked at a company where the running joke was, "An optimist is someone who carries their lunch on Friday." It meant that someone who carried their lunch expected not to be laid off in the morning.