So .... he's gotta run the table. Keep his supporters. Win the middle. Woo the hard right. And .....

[Stinky The Clown]

.... through it all, come off like a loveable teddy bear.

He has to knit doilies while linking Obama to Osama - but in a nice way so as not to offend.

He has to sound lucid and hip, while looking for all the world like a tired, worn out old man with a history of four melanomas.

He has to keep his dentures from screwing around with his speech, while getting righteously angered when that's the right posture. Spittle flecks, of course, are optional.

He has to sit next to a guy who exudes 'cool' - Fonzi cool and cool composed, intelligent, thoughtful, wise, caring, handsome, vital. If he keeps from spitting up, he'll be doing good.

So ... have at it, Johnny ...... no pressure.

:rofl:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

1. k

[louis-t]

2. "Now, hop up and down on one foot.....

juggle these oranges, and sing the Catalina Magdalena Lieptenschtien Song." "Damn, your drunk tests are hard"
from "The Man with Two Brains"

[dchill]

3. Don't forget disenfrachise and suppress!

:shrug:

[But....]

4. And come across as honest and real...

while continuing a lying fantasy:crazy:

[dchill]

5. Well. THAT didn't work.

:)