ECONOMIC WARNING! Bush to make a live speech in minutes!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

How far will the market fall today, after he opens his trap?

[MNDemNY]

1. 247 to be exact. Within 45 min.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Depends - if he announces his resignation, it goes up 1000.

Anything else, it goes down 300.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. hey, you are mixing metaphors.

Depends are for McCain.
But if he does resign, Cheney will be president in name, as well as in fact.

[santamargarita]

4. Plus he will stink up your TV!

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[MadrasT]

5. Aw, shit... not again.

I voted -300.

[whistle]

6. All rescues plans are now synchronized to bailout Bush's cronies, the Wall Street

...speculators, gamblers, slime mold and parasites.

When these cretins get their share, the will have drained the U.S. treasury dry, left the U.S. in a dust bowl depression and an economy that will be in disarray and collapse

[FarCenter]

7. Your range is too narrow

Isn't he usually good for more than 300 down?

[whistle]

8. It is now 10:54am edt, when does Bush begin

Dow Jones Industrial Average
8,899.93 +448.74 / +5.31%

Oct 13 10:52am ET †
Open: 8,462.42
High (day): 8,941.42
Low (day): 8,462.18
YTD%Change: -32.91%
Volume: 103,329,646.00
Prev. Close: 8,451.19

[Ichingcarpenter]

9. I give it -200 then it will flat line by the end of the day

Hugh volatility for the coming months.