Investment forecast email forwarded

[Fresh_Start]

With all the turmoil in the market today and acquisition of Wachovia by Wells Fargo this might
be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.
Grace Co. will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa .

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronic s and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:

Knott NOW!

And finally...

9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang

[Eurobabe]

1. DUzy!!!! Bwahahaa!!!! LMAO

[Fresh_Start]

3. after the heart in throat activity on the stock market today

I thought a bit of humor should be shared with DU

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Cute.

[carpediem]

4. thanks for the laugh!

[Fresh_Start]

5. PG and BIG

become
BIG GAMBLE

Kish Bankcorp and Makeup.com become
Kis and Makeup

[auburngrad82]

6. Dickies and Duckhead brands are also merging

They'll be called Dickheads.