Ted NUGENT breaks the secret pact, reveals the true Shrub- CHEENEE- Mc5PLANES agenda

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http://www.nypost.com/seven/10102008/gossip/pagesix/nugent__if_i_were_president_______132920.htm

NUGENT: IF I WERE PRESIDENT

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THOSE who say John McCain and Barack Obama waffle on the issues should vote for gun-toting, meat-loving rocker Ted Nugent, who makes no bones about what he'd do as president. " instruct the US military warriors to do their job - win the global war on terror right now and eliminate all threats from all sources by any means necessary," Nugent writes in his new book, "Ted, White and Blue." He'd also "take appropriate gas and oil from Mexico and the Middle East as payment for all debts we are owed by them," as well as end diplomatic immunity and taxpayer health care for elected officials. The "Cat Scratch Fever" wild man would eliminate welfare, and "able-bodied Americans who refuse to work will be sent to Cuba, Mexico, England and France." As for the UN, " refuse to pay one red cent more to the UN until other nations pony up their fair share - but maintain membership just to keep our eyes on the bastards."

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1. So will he do this song as his inaguration speech?

KISS MY ASS by Ted Nugent

Telegram for Mr Billary...

C'mon baby,
Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!
Kiss my ass,

Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)
Kiss my ass, (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
Kiss my ass. (oh...)

Don't waste your time on me
I got my own direction
I'm lookin' for perfection
Watch me close, wait and see
And I'll leave you far behind
I make up my own mind
You can kiss my ass
When the goin' gets tough

I let my dog hump on my shin
I believe in animal rights
I can tolerate sexual choice
I've heard it all before
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I ain't gonna take any more
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass
Everybody!

Kiss my ass, (pucker up)
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass, (c'mon babe)
When the goin' gets tough
I've heard it all before

And I ain't gonna take no more, no no
Kiss my ass!
I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin' on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It's gotta be a fluke
When the goin' gets tough
They make me wanna puke

They can kiss my ass
Everybody gotta
Kiss my ass - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my ass - Janet Reno
Kiss my ass - C'mon Billary
Kiss my ass - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my ass - How about the IRS
Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my ass - United Nations
Kiss my ass - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my ass - All those Liberals
Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
I've heard it all before
Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods

And we ain't gonna take it no more
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin's to tough
They oughta' kiss my ass

[bigscott]

2. ted nugent?

i thought he was dead :crazy: or maybe just irrelevant

[Javaman]

3. I see incoherent blathering stupidity in repuke land is a virtue. nt

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

4. Sounds like he'd be about as good with presidential powers...

...as he is with a guitar.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Ted Nugent can write?

:wow:

[Carni]

6. He may as well run for Pres

God knows his music has ALWAYS SUCKED...

I cannot believe this old fart still has a following--what year is this? lol

[guitar man]

7. well then

Now we know who Palin's speech writer is anyway! :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

8. Oh, send me to France, President Nuge!

VITE! :smoke:

[blue sky at night]

9. I can't imagine anyone that fucking stupid...

could put two sentences together, or play a musical instrument.

Boy, lets all get behind this one!!!!

[TlalocW]

10. Fun with the Nuge

http://colddaypontooning.blogspot.com/2007_08_01_archive.html

TlalocW

[safeinOhio]

11. Is that the same Ted

that wrote a book about how he walked around for a week with crap in his pants so he could get out of Viet Nam duty? So, where would he send people like himself?

[madmom]

12. who's that?