I posted on a 'dumb-ass giant Repug. truck' not long ago, but now I've seen it all:

[codjh9]

Yesterday, with my (small 4 cyl.) truck in the shop, I walked into town to meet some friends for lunch. Walking through a leafy historic neighborhood, what did I see that stood out like the proverbial sore thumb? And was ugly as hell? And laughably ridiculous? And had a 'For Sale' sign on it, hee hee?

A freakin' GIANT Hummer, in canary yellow... HUGE mud tires that made the bottoms of the doors at least 4 FEET off the ground! And some high-performance exhaust pipes, + who knows what else. So I'd wager that those mods brought the already-laughable mpg of the Hummer down to... what, the equivalent of a tank? :^)

Why's it for sale, you f-ing idiot? Gas prices a problem for your TOY? :^)

[Hawkeye-X]

1. Dealers are refusing to accept Hummers at trade in value - valued at ZERO

Absolute zilch usefulness. Sell it for scrap and you'll earn enough to buy a scooter. Maybe.