I think she's reading an eye chart....

[kayakjohnny]

[Orrex]

1. Winking like a two-bit whore is bad enough

But if you can't wink without screwing up half of your face, then you really shouldn't be trying to do it on national television.

[TahitiNut]

2. Good enough for government work ... or adolescent soft porn.

:shrug:

[kayakjohnny]

3. She's such a contrived hag it makes me want to leave a little pile of hurl in the corner.

[Gin]

4. she has a tic....or...she is a tic.....

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. I just figured it out...she has..McCain syndrome.

Remember his eye blinks and grimaces?
It may be an insider code, I dunno.
Strange she has it now, tho..

[gratuitous]

6. Is that Popeye's long lost sister?

I'll bet we could get her to say "I yam what I yam."