Pssst. Johnny .........? ....... C'mere a sec. We gotta talk.

[Stinky The Clown]

Johnny, see, here's the thing. I hope you lose and lose bad. But man, I don't want any physical harm to befall your sorry old ass. Really. I don't.

So listen to me, man.

Hire a private body guard.

And a taster. Really. Hire a fucking guy to taste shit for you and Cindy. And don't eat until 30 minutes after he swallows.

Minnie the Moose is in a whole other league than you're used to, Johnny. She'd be just as fucking happy if that melanoma did the job for her ..... but she wants that job done. You know what I mean, right?

Watch out for guys who look like Jeff Jeff Gillooly. In fact, look, into Todd's background. See if he and Gillooly have had any contact ...... I'm just sayin' ..........





Oh .... an' yer an ex pilot ..... preflight the fucking jet **yourself**.

'K?

[frogmarch]

1. Good post

and sound advice. McC would do well to heed it.